What's missing?

Tikay10

VespaPX

Sausage & Egg

HAYSIE

Spam and egg.

In my last job we employed a scouser as the manager of one of our sales teams.

Clearly a big mistake.

We used to offer couples a free meal in the restaurant for voluntarily turning up for a sales pitch.

At the end of the sales pitch he used to present every couple with a voucher, and say to them, here is the voucher that entitles you to your free spam egg and chips in the restaurant.

He was the only person that saw the funny side.

He never saw the need for discontinuing this practice, despite the number of kick offs.

I used to spend half my time calming these people down, and convincing them that they could choose from the menu rather than have a compulsory spam, egg, and chips.

@MISTY4ME was one of his disciples.

goldon

HP S&V greasy spoon.

Glenelg

A fork?

goldnballz

Ketchup & a white barm

kapowblamz

Salt and malt.

These days I'd add some msg as well. Controversial.

mumsie

Curry sauce.

lucy4

Some decent cooked chips...

dragon1964

Gravy.
Northern boys love gravy.

TheEdge949

Wrights meat and potato pie, beans, bread and butter salt n malt and a can of Stella.

Ave thesen a rahyt proper stokie scran up.

hhyftrftdr

dragon1964 said:

Gravy.
Northern boys love gravy.

Is the correct answer.

MISTY4ME

HAYSIE said:

Spam and egg.

In my last job we employed a scouser as the manager of one of our sales teams.

Clearly a big mistake.

We used to offer couples a free meal in the restaurant for voluntarily turning up for a sales pitch.

At the end of the sales pitch he used to present every couple with a voucher, and say to them, here is the voucher that entitles you to your free spam egg and chips in the restaurant.

He was the only person that saw the funny side.

He never saw the need for discontinuing this practice, despite the number of kick offs.

I used to spend half my time calming these people down, and convincing them that they could choose from the menu rather than have a compulsory spam, egg, and chips.

@MISTY4ME was one of his disciples.>
Great Leader ........though I never had the SPAM, Egg and chips

Chips I cook at 'The Chippy) are far better than those......I chuck them away when they look like that! ......been in the warmer far too long, so I'd say the BIN !

waller02

MISTY4ME said:

HAYSIE said:

Spam and egg.

In my last job we employed a scouser as the manager of one of our sales teams.

Clearly a big mistake.

We used to offer couples a free meal in the restaurant for voluntarily turning up for a sales pitch.

At the end of the sales pitch he used to present every couple with a voucher, and say to them, here is the voucher that entitles you to your free spam egg and chips in the restaurant.

He was the only person that saw the funny side.

He never saw the need for discontinuing this practice, despite the number of kick offs.

I used to spend half my time calming these people down, and convincing them that they could choose from the menu rather than have a compulsory spam, egg, and chips.

@MISTY4ME was one of his disciples.>
Great Leader ........though I never had the SPAM, Egg and chips

Chips I cook at 'The Chippy) are far better than those......I chuck them away when they look like that! ......been in the warmer far too long, so I'd say the BIN !

MISTY4ME said:

HAYSIE said:

Spam and egg.

In my last job we employed a scouser as the manager of one of our sales teams.

Clearly a big mistake.

We used to offer couples a free meal in the restaurant for voluntarily turning up for a sales pitch.

At the end of the sales pitch he used to present every couple with a voucher, and say to them, here is the voucher that entitles you to your free spam egg and chips in the restaurant.

He was the only person that saw the funny side.

He never saw the need for discontinuing this practice, despite the number of kick offs.

I used to spend half my time calming these people down, and convincing them that they could choose from the menu rather than have a compulsory spam, egg, and chips.

@MISTY4ME was one of his disciples.>
Great Leader ........though I never had the SPAM, Egg and chips

Chips I cook at 'The Chippy) are far better than those......I chuck them away when they look like that! ......been in the warmer far too long, so I'd say the BIN !

Really?! I think those chips look really nice!

waller02

MISTY4ME said:

HAYSIE said:

Spam and egg.

In my last job we employed a scouser as the manager of one of our sales teams.

Clearly a big mistake.

We used to offer couples a free meal in the restaurant for voluntarily turning up for a sales pitch.

At the end of the sales pitch he used to present every couple with a voucher, and say to them, here is the voucher that entitles you to your free spam egg and chips in the restaurant.

He was the only person that saw the funny side.

He never saw the need for discontinuing this practice, despite the number of kick offs.

I used to spend half my time calming these people down, and convincing them that they could choose from the menu rather than have a compulsory spam, egg, and chips.

@MISTY4ME was one of his disciples.>
Great Leader ........though I never had the SPAM, Egg and chips

Chips I cook at 'The Chippy) are far better than those......I chuck them away when they look like that! ......been in the warmer far too long, so I'd say the BIN !

MISTY4ME said:

HAYSIE said:

Spam and egg.

In my last job we employed a scouser as the manager of one of our sales teams.

Clearly a big mistake.

We used to offer couples a free meal in the restaurant for voluntarily turning up for a sales pitch.

At the end of the sales pitch he used to present every couple with a voucher, and say to them, here is the voucher that entitles you to your free spam egg and chips in the restaurant.

He was the only person that saw the funny side.

He never saw the need for discontinuing this practice, despite the number of kick offs.

I used to spend half my time calming these people down, and convincing them that they could choose from the menu rather than have a compulsory spam, egg, and chips.

@MISTY4ME was one of his disciples.>
Great Leader ........though I never had the SPAM, Egg and chips

Chips I cook at 'The Chippy) are far better than those......I chuck them away when they look like that! ......been in the warmer far too long, so I'd say the BIN !

Really?! I think those chips look really nice!

MISTY4ME

SO GOOD you had to say it twice mate

I would defo be putting them in the BIN

waller02

Not sure what happened there, it posted twice for some reason. I stand by both posts though, they look delicious.

IamAll_En

Gravy and onion . Lets not be savages

IamAll_En

The ultimate biscuits I see too !

Boxster

Ketchup and a buttered breadcake or we call a teacake

HANSON

Sry .. but the steak and lobster are missing and as misty4me said he is right bin the chips .. replace with a substitute dolphinouise potatoes ... with mushrooms and onion with a chilli and garlic butter dressing over the lobster and steak .. you can replace the lobster with tiger prawns but use fresh garlic and chillies