BREAKING NEWS : Yorkshire holds it breath as main shipping route of pork pies is blocked !! Fred Slathwaite , Captain of the vessel, said “ One minute we were fine , then a gust of wind caught us !!” “Yorkshire is expected to loose as much as £3.45 a day until the carnage can be cleared , which could potentially take weeks to clear “ a spokesman said .
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@rodstewart
We sang our hearts out to cheer the sailors on and send a message of togetherness.
QuickSand has slow'ed us down but we are sailing stormy waters.
Has to be the winner, not even close.
10/10.
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Truck carrying an Evergreen container crashes and blocks highway in China.
Fred Slathwaite , Captain of the vessel, said “ One minute we were fine , then a gust of wind caught us !!”
“Yorkshire is expected to loose as much as £3.45 a day until the carnage can be cleared , which could potentially take weeks to clear “ a spokesman said .