So I remember as a child I used to lift up logs and other things and find these insects underneath which would roll into balls and looked like their backs were armoured. These were Woodlouse they look disgusting and not something anyone would ever want to eat ever.
That is of course until or unless you have suffered as I just had to suffer. No one ever should have to suffer like that. about 30 minutes ago I did something horrible I opened a can of Mac and Cheese and that may qualify me for the Darwin awards. Since the sheer shock of the awful taste is likely a significant mortality risk.
I have of course tried eating chocolate drinking lots of cherryade eating peanut butter and Jam sandwiches and eating salted nuts but still the trauma of that mild taste remaining from the mac and cheese still haunts me. I have gotten through the worst of it I think but their is a real chance I may suffer long term significant psychological trauma from this.
Truly if someone held a gun to my head and gave me the choice of either eating a bowl full of woodlouse or a bowl full of mac and cheese I would have to go with the Woodlouse.
I was wondering could US or UK forces use the force feeding of mac and cheese as a way to coerce detained terrorists into talking or would this be banned under UN Human rights laws?
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Talking is achievable by moving ones lips.
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