WTF..... ( :D}

MISTY4ME · September 2021

One way to get to the TOP of a new page

Not too bad a FLOP........

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
MISTY4ME	Small blind		10.00	10.00	2060.00
steveysee	Big blind		20.00	30.00	1940.00
	Your hole cards	K J
bigballoo	Fold
Dispatcher	Fold
mike2877	Raise		40.00	70.00	3950.00
UP	Fold
MISTY4ME	Call		30.00	100.00	2030.00
steveysee	Call		20.00	120.00	1920.00
Flop
		A 10 Q
MISTY4ME	Check
steveysee	Check
mike2877	Bet		60.00	180.00	3890.00
MISTY4ME	Call		60.00	240.00	1970.00
steveysee	Call		60.00	300.00	1860.00
Turn
		3
MISTY4ME	Check
steveysee	Check
mike2877	Bet		300.00	600.00	3590.00
MISTY4ME	Raise		600.00	1200.00	1370.00
steveysee	Fold
mike2877	Call		300.00	1500.00	3290.00
River
		6
MISTY4ME	All-in		1370.00	2870.00	0.00
mike2877	Fold
MISTY4ME	Show	K J
MISTY4ME	Win		1500.00		1500.00
MISTY4ME	Return		1370.00	0.00	2870.00

goldon · September 2021

Run o the Mill come back PJ show us the real stuff.

MISTY4ME · September 2021

Its after the (SKY) RivverrGggrrrr that counts

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
TONI1605	Small blind		150.00	150.00	12395.00
MISTY4ME	Big blind		300.00	450.00	3715.00
	Your hole cards	A 10
docster	Fold
TONI1605	Call		150.00	600.00	12245.00
MISTY4ME	All-in		3715.00	4315.00	0.00
TONI1605	Call		3715.00	8030.00	8530.00
TONI1605	Show	7 Q
MISTY4ME	Show	A 10
Flop
		K K 7
Turn
		K
River
		10
MISTY4ME	Win	Full House, Kings and 10s	8030.00		8030.00

goldon said:
Run o the Mill come back PJ show us the real stuff.

LMAO

You can see ALL of that on the XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXLong Thread..... @goldon

This thread is for the times when we actually recognise when we get very LUCKY, hence the (

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HAYSIE · September 2021

I was interested to find out the odds on flopping a royal flush.
A couple of places quoted the same odds.
Isnt the explanation incorrect.
It suggests you have four chances to hit it.
Surely once you have been dealt your hole cards, you only have one chance.
So in the above hand if you are dealt KJh.
Then you can only hit a royal flush in hearts, and the other three suits are of no use.
Therefore shouldnt the odds be 2.5 million to one?

Indeed, it is possible to form 2,598,960 hands from a deck of 52 cards, but a royal flush can only be formed in one of four ways – clubs, diamonds, hearts or spades – so the odds of ‘flopping’ a royal flush are 2,598,960/4 or 649,739/1. In other words, according to one estimate, your chances of doing so are only marginally better than winning an Olympic gold medal during your lifetime.

https://casinoanswers.co.uk/what-are-the-odds-against-flopping-a-royal-flush-in-texas-hold-em-poker/

MISTY4ME · September 2021

It's probably because before your cards are dealt, you have the chance of FOUR different Royal Flush(e)'s.

....and you can obviously be dealt any two of the five cards that form the Royal Flush

But yes, once you've been dealt your cards, you only have ONE chance of flopping the Royal Flush

MISTY4ME · September 2021

Indeed, it is possible to form 2,598,960 hands from a deck of 52 cards, but a royal flush can only be formed in one of four ways – clubs, diamonds, hearts or spades – so the odds of ‘flopping’ a royal flush are 2,598,960/4 or 649,739/1. In other words, according to one estimate, your chances of doing so are only marginally better than winning an Olympic gold medal during your lifetime.

I better start training now

MAXALLY · September 2021

MISTY4ME said:
Indeed, it is possible to form 2,598,960 hands from a deck of 52 cards, but a royal flush can only be formed in one of four ways – clubs, diamonds, hearts or spades – so the odds of ‘flopping’ a royal flush are 2,598,960/4 or 649,739/1. In other words, according to one estimate, your chances of doing so are only marginally better than winning an Olympic gold medal during your lifetime.

I better start training now

Only if tiddlywinks becomes an Olympic sport.

Essexphil · September 2021

MAXALLY said:

MISTY4ME said:
Indeed, it is possible to form 2,598,960 hands from a deck of 52 cards, but a royal flush can only be formed in one of four ways – clubs, diamonds, hearts or spades – so the odds of ‘flopping’ a royal flush are 2,598,960/4 or 649,739/1. In other words, according to one estimate, your chances of doing so are only marginally better than winning an Olympic gold medal during your lifetime.

I better start training now
Only if tiddlywinks becomes an Olympic sport.

He's nailed on for the Boxing.

He identifies as a Fiyweight

MISTY4ME · September 2021

Essexphil said:

MAXALLY said:

MISTY4ME said:
Indeed, it is possible to form 2,598,960 hands from a deck of 52 cards, but a royal flush can only be formed in one of four ways – clubs, diamonds, hearts or spades – so the odds of ‘flopping’ a royal flush are 2,598,960/4 or 649,739/1. In other words, according to one estimate, your chances of doing so are only marginally better than winning an Olympic gold medal during your lifetime.

I better start training now
Only if tiddlywinks becomes an Olympic sport.
He's nailed on for the Boxing.

He identifies as a Fiyweight

FRYweight

MISTY4ME · September 2021

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
goodwin02	Small blind		40.00	40.00	745.00
rio76	Big blind		80.00	120.00	1830.00
	Your hole cards	A Q
AMD68	Fold
PRhack93	Fold
tartu	Fold
MISTY4ME	Raise		240.00	360.00	2060.00
goodwin02	Fold
rio76	All-in		1830.00	2190.00	0.00
MISTY4ME	All-in		2060.00	4250.00	0.00
MISTY4ME	Unmatched bet		390.00	3860.00	390.00
rio76	Show	Q Q
MISTY4ME	Show	A Q
Flop
		J 9 7
Turn
		K
River
		A
MISTY4ME	Win	Pair of Aces	3860.00		4250.00

MISTY4ME · October 2021

Nice when you're allowed to get there

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
damokent05	Small blind		20.00	20.00	1165.00
nosdivad	Big blind		40.00	60.00	1725.00
	Your hole cards	9 10
sproule03	Call		40.00	100.00	1120.00
bb8888	Fold
dutchpip09	Fold
MISTY4ME	Call		40.00	140.00	5425.00
damokent05	Call		20.00	160.00	1145.00
nosdivad	Check
Flop
		K J 3
damokent05	Check
nosdivad	Check
sproule03	Check
MISTY4ME	Bet		80.00	240.00	5345.00
damokent05	Call		80.00	320.00	1065.00
nosdivad	Fold
sproule03	Fold
Turn
		K
damokent05	Check
MISTY4ME	Check
River
		Q
damokent05	Bet		240.00	560.00	825.00
MISTY4ME	All-in		5345.00	5905.00	0.00
damokent05	All-in		825.00	6730.00	0.00
MISTY4ME	Unmatched bet		4280.00	2450.00	4280.00
damokent05	Show	5 K
MISTY4ME	Show	9 10
MISTY4ME	Win	Straight to the King	2450.00		6730.00

SidV79 · October 2021

That MISTY has always been a lucky ****** lol

HAYSIE · October 2021

MISTY4ME said:
Its after the (SKY) RivverrGggrrrr that counts

Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance
TONI1605 Small blind 150.00 150.00 12395.00
MISTY4ME Big blind 300.00 450.00 3715.00
Your hole cards
A
10
docster Fold
TONI1605 Call 150.00 600.00 12245.00
MISTY4ME All-in 3715.00 4315.00 0.00
TONI1605 Call 3715.00 8030.00 8530.00
TONI1605 Show
7
Q
MISTY4ME Show
A
10
Flop
K
K
7
Turn
K
River
10
MISTY4ME Win Full House, Kings and 10s 8030.00 8030.00
goldon said:
Run o the Mill come back PJ show us the real stuff.
LMAO

You can see ALL of that on the XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXLong Thread..... @goldon

This thread is for the times when we actually recognise when we get very LUCKY, hence the ( }

Wow, I wouldnt have known if I had got lucky if I hadnt read this thread.
Thanks.

madprof · October 2021

MISTY4ME said:
One way to get to the TOP of a new page

Not too bad a FLOP........

Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance
MISTY4ME Small blind 10.00 10.00 2060.00
steveysee Big blind 20.00 30.00 1940.00
Your hole cards
K
J
bigballoo Fold
Dispatcher Fold
mike2877 Raise 40.00 70.00 3950.00
UP Fold
MISTY4ME Call 30.00 100.00 2030.00
steveysee Call 20.00 120.00 1920.00
Flop
A
10
Q
MISTY4ME Check
steveysee Check
mike2877 Bet 60.00 180.00 3890.00
MISTY4ME Call 60.00 240.00 1970.00
steveysee Call 60.00 300.00 1860.00
Turn
3
MISTY4ME Check
steveysee Check
mike2877 Bet 300.00 600.00 3590.00
MISTY4ME Raise 600.00 1200.00 1370.00
steveysee Fold
mike2877 Call 300.00 1500.00 3290.00
River
6
MISTY4ME All-in 1370.00 2870.00 0.00
mike2877 Fold
MISTY4ME Show
K
J
MISTY4ME Win 1500.00 1500.00
MISTY4ME Return 1370.00 0.00 2870.00

Hey donkey…I bet you folded it when he 3* the flop??

MISTY4ME · October 2021

Pheeeeeeew

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Tonyzya	Small blind		40.00	40.00	3270.00
DivsDreams	Big blind		80.00	120.00	540.00
	Your hole cards	3 3
MISTY4ME	All-in		695.00	815.00	0.00
DunkinFish	Fold
Itsover4u	Raise		1310.00	2125.00	730.00
Tonyzya	Fold
DivsDreams	Fold
Itsover4u	Unmatched bet		615.00	1510.00	1345.00
MISTY4ME	Show	3 3
Itsover4u	Show	7 7
Flop
		5 10 5
Turn
		10
River
		5
MISTY4ME	Win	Full House, 5s and 10s	755.00		755.00
Itsover4u	Win	Full House, 5s and 10s	755.00		2100.00

MISTY4ME · October 2021

Pheeeeew........ and to do it to one of my best Buddies

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
EJB02	Small blind		75.00	75.00	1435.00
Han94x	Big blind		150.00	225.00	4150.00
	Your hole cards	K 9
HANSON	Raise		300.00	525.00	3230.00
HurriKane	Fold
MISTY4ME	Call		300.00	825.00	2900.00
EJB02	Fold
Han94x	Fold
Flop
		2 8 K
HANSON	Bet		412.50	1237.50	2817.50
MISTY4ME	Call		412.50	1650.00	2487.50
Turn
		5
HANSON	Bet		825.00	2475.00	1992.50
MISTY4ME	Call		825.00	3300.00	1662.50
River
		9
HANSON	All-in		1992.50	5292.50	0.00
MISTY4ME	All-in		1662.50	6955.00	0.00
HANSON	Unmatched bet		330.00	6625.00	330.00
HANSON	Show	K A
MISTY4ME	Show	K 9
MISTY4ME	Win	Two Pairs, Kings and 9s	6625.00		6625.00

HAYSIE · October 2021

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
HAYSIE	Small blind		75.00	75.00	685.00
Martinbros	Big blind		150.00	225.00	2415.00
	Your hole cards	10 A
MISTY4ME	Call		150.00	375.00	2525.00
HAYSIE	All-in		685.00	1060.00	0.00
Martinbros	Fold
MISTY4ME	Call		610.00	1670.00	1915.00
HAYSIE	Show	10 A
MISTY4ME	Show	7 6
Flop
		2 K K
Turn
		6
River
		5
MISTY4ME	Win	Two Pairs, Kings and 6s	1670.00		3585.00

MISTY4ME · October 2021

ALWAYS helps to be LUCKY....... 'coz as we ALL know, it does go both ways..... but it's better when you can recognise when you are LUCKY

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
18JAH	Small blind		200.00	200.00	5560.00
myjokras00	Big blind		400.00	600.00	6150.00
	Your hole cards	K J
WILL7B7	Raise		1200.00	1800.00	2672.50
albertg	Fold
Aglestone	Fold
MISTY4ME	Call		1200.00	3000.00	10222.50
18JAH	Fold
myjokras00	Raise		3200.00	6200.00	2950.00
WILL7B7	Call		2400.00	8600.00	272.50
MISTY4ME	Call		2400.00	11000.00	7822.50
Flop
		K 8 3
myjokras00	All-in		2950.00	13950.00	0.00
WILL7B7	All-in		272.50	14222.50	0.00
MISTY4ME	All-in		7822.50	22045.00	0.00
MISTY4ME	Unmatched bet		4872.50	17172.50	4872.50
myjokras00	Show	A A
WILL7B7	Show	6 A
MISTY4ME	Show	K J
Turn
		Q
River
		K
MISTY4ME	Win	Three Kings	17172.50		22045.00

HAYSIE · October 2021

HAYSIE said:
Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance
HAYSIE Small blind 75.00 75.00 685.00
Martinbros Big blind 150.00 225.00 2415.00
Your hole cards
10
A
MISTY4ME Call 150.00 375.00 2525.00
HAYSIE All-in 685.00 1060.00 0.00
Martinbros Fold
MISTY4ME Call 610.00 1670.00 1915.00
HAYSIE Show
10
A
MISTY4ME Show
7
6
Flop
2
K
K
Turn
6
River
5
MISTY4ME Win Two Pairs, Kings and 6s 1670.00 3585.00

I would agree it goes both ways, and that we should recognise when we are lucky.
We should probably also recognise that the object of the game is to get your chips in when you are in front, rather than when you are behind.
The fact that you are able to post so many suck outs probably evidences the number of times you are getting them in when behind.
I am not going through all of the them, but the last hand you posted showed you to be last of three of the starting hands.
Nor am I setting myself up as a poker expert because I am clearly not.

Looking at the above, we were 3 handed.
You limped in under the gun, despite sla gging off limpers in the chat box at every opportunity.
You limp with 76off despite the fact I am very short stacked in the SB.
So I shove for my tourney life, which was very predictable.
Yet you then call with 76off.
Making the limping mistake into a bigger mistake.
What did you think you were beating?
45, 23, or 24, maybe?
Why limp in the first place?

If the object of the game was to get your chips in when behind, and suck out, it was brilliant.
If the object was to get me back into the game, it very nearly worked.
Had you quite rightly lost the hand I would have been back to 1670 chips, leaving you with just over 1900, and a squandered chip lead.

Yes we all suck out, but when we do, it is a mistake, rather than a celebration, lots of players find sucking out an embarrassment, despite obviously being grateful for the chips.
Getting them in while behind, and sucking out is unlikely to ever be a successful poker strategy.

In my view, when you consider the stupid options, shoving straight off would have been the least stupid, rather than limping, and then calling a shove.

HAYSIE · October 2021

MISTY4ME said:
ALWAYS helps to be LUCKY....... 'coz as we ALL know, it does go both ways..... but it's better when you can recognise when you are LUCKY

Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance
18JAH Small blind 200.00 200.00 5560.00
myjokras00 Big blind 400.00 600.00 6150.00
Your hole cards
K
J
WILL7B7 Raise 1200.00 1800.00 2672.50
albertg Fold
Aglestone Fold
MISTY4ME Call 1200.00 3000.00 10222.50
18JAH Fold
myjokras00 Raise 3200.00 6200.00 2950.00
WILL7B7 Call 2400.00 8600.00 272.50
MISTY4ME Call 2400.00 11000.00 7822.50
Flop
K
8
3
myjokras00 All-in 2950.00 13950.00 0.00
WILL7B7 All-in 272.50 14222.50 0.00
MISTY4ME All-in 7822.50 22045.00 0.00
MISTY4ME Unmatched bet 4872.50 17172.50 4872.50
myjokras00 Show
A
A
WILL7B7 Show
6
A
MISTY4ME Show
K
J
Turn
Q
River
K
MISTY4ME Win Three Kings 17172.50 22045.00

I just looked at this, and you have called a raise, then called a re-raise for a third of you stack, pre-flop with KJ, the worst starting hand of the 3?
What did you think the re-raiser was holding, K10, Q9, J7?

HAYSIE · October 2021

HAYSIE said:

MISTY4ME said:
ALWAYS helps to be LUCKY....... 'coz as we ALL know, it does go both ways..... but it's better when you can recognise when you are LUCKY

Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance
18JAH Small blind 200.00 200.00 5560.00
myjokras00 Big blind 400.00 600.00 6150.00
Your hole cards
K
J
WILL7B7 Raise 1200.00 1800.00 2672.50
albertg Fold
Aglestone Fold
MISTY4ME Call 1200.00 3000.00 10222.50
18JAH Fold
myjokras00 Raise 3200.00 6200.00 2950.00
WILL7B7 Call 2400.00 8600.00 272.50
MISTY4ME Call 2400.00 11000.00 7822.50
Flop
K
8
3
myjokras00 All-in 2950.00 13950.00 0.00
WILL7B7 All-in 272.50 14222.50 0.00
MISTY4ME All-in 7822.50 22045.00 0.00
MISTY4ME Unmatched bet 4872.50 17172.50 4872.50
myjokras00 Show
A
A
WILL7B7 Show
6
A
MISTY4ME Show
K
J
Turn
Q
River
K
MISTY4ME Win Three Kings 17172.50 22045.00
I just looked at this, and you have called a raise, then called a re-raise for a third of you stack, pre-flop with KJ, the worst starting hand of the 3?
What did you think the re-raiser was holding, K10, Q9, J7?

Just out of interest, what if the AA guy had shoved, what would you have done?
The A6 guy had only 272 chips left behind when calling the re-raise.
The AA guy only had 3k behind after re-raising.
So probably a shove pre-flop for his 6k, would have been better.
So if that was the case, do you still call with your KJ?

WTF..... ( :D}

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