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Well he has done it now hasn't he?

DoublemeDoubleme Member Posts: 2,149
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So my neighbour who makes lots of noise at inappropriate times and ruined my laptop with his constant door slamming had a way of sleeping with lots of different girls. It seemed there was a different girl every other day. Then one of the girls got fat and all the other girls disappeared and he was focused just on this girl. Who soon moved in with him. of course the obvious assumption was correct, and on Sunday I saw him with the baby and he looked miserable.

It seems Karma does happen sometimes this is Karma biting him in the **** for ruining my laptop and my sleep, he has ruined his life and is miserable now and part me of smiles because its Karma getting revenge for the broken laptop.
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  • MISTY4MEMISTY4ME Member Posts: 6,320
    edited December 2021
    Children are wonderful .....but you won't understand that until you have one (several) .....if you can.

    If a door slamming ruined your laptop, you will certainly be going to have many a sleepless night listening to the baby crying :/:'(

    You come across as quite a selfish, self-absorbed person yourself @Doubleme .... BE CAREFUL what you wish for :*
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  • EnutEnut Member Posts: 3,521
    Doubleme said:

    So my neighbour who makes lots of noise at inappropriate times and ruined my laptop with his constant door slamming had a way of sleeping with lots of different girls. It seemed there was a different girl every other day. Then one of the girls got fat and all the other girls disappeared and he was focused just on this girl. Who soon moved in with him. of course the obvious assumption was correct, and on Sunday I saw him with the baby and he looked miserable.

    It seems Karma does happen sometimes this is Karma biting him in the **** for ruining my laptop and my sleep, he has ruined his life and is miserable now and part me of smiles because its Karma getting revenge for the broken laptop.

    I think you are mistaken, it's phase two in his plan to ruin your life. That baby will now cry for 25 hours a day, 8 days a week, until you finally crack.

    Can I suggest that you woo said fat girl (presumably less fat now?) in an attempt to steal her away from him, When you succeed in prying her away he will be devastated and move out, only to be hit with maintenance payments for the next 18 years, thus bankrupting him and securing your victory.

    Or move.
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  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    Great description of a pregnancy, ‘ got fat’.
    We’re you wondering whether it was due to the doughnuts, or the battered sausage?
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  • DoublemeDoubleme Member Posts: 2,149
    Few things first yeah a baby is a wonderful thing for people that want that baby, for people that dont no it often is not.

    he did this to himself statistically it was always going to happen the way he was going.

    I have a girlfriend who would not be happy with me wooing another women so no I dont want to lose my relationship just to ruin someone else's.

    He will likely split up with her anyway because hes the type to do that. ( a player so to speak)

    actually have not noticed the baby crying yet.

    Is battered sausage some sort of innuendo? I did suspect it was a baby but girls can get fat just by other means as can guys. Guys can also get pregnant to. (they cant but its politically incorrect to say that) So yeah both girls and guys can get pregnant.
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  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    Is sleeping with lots of girls ‘ wooing?’
    I would’ve thought more like practice.
    Or keeping your eye in.
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  • TheEdge949TheEdge949 Member Posts: 5,686
    Dude if door slamming ruins your laptop then living with a wife and kids will get through about 1 a month especially when the kids get to teenage years where door slamming is something of an Olympic sport they all aspire to win the gold in.

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  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,830
    Are you on drugs
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  • lucy4lucy4 Member Posts: 7,939
    stokefc said:

    Are you on drugs

    Say it like it is...
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  • gregkdy82gregkdy82 Member Posts: 530
    stokefc said:

    Are you on drugs

    If he isn't already he definitely should be.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    The Lads in Love ..... give him a break. He's thinking of giving his girlfriend a Ring for Christmas, but his phones broken.
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