Reading some of the "Expert" opinions posted recently got me thinking about lifes really important issues and questions.
1, Do flat earth believers go on round the world tours
2, Do anti vaxxers use shake and vac
3, Why did kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets
4, If Teflon is non stick how does it stick to the pan
5, How do snowplough drivers get to work
6, What was the greatest thing before sliced bread
7, Where do all the police motorcycle riders go at night
8, If man evolved from apes why are there still apes
9, Why do space films have sound effects. Sound can't travel in a vacuum.
10, Do apprentice orthodontists get their in-dentures
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5. Through gritted teeth
6. Bread
1, Do flat earth believers go on round the world tours. No! They buy flats & rent them out.
2, Do anti vaxxers use shake and vac. They suck up the Dirt.
3, Why did kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets. In case they change their mind.
4, If Teflon is non stick how does it stick to the pan. Super Glue.
5, How do snowplough drivers get to work. On a Sledge.
6, What was the greatest thing before sliced bread. Chip Butties.
7, Where do all the police motorcycle riders go at night. Down the Pub.
8, If man evolved from apes why are there still apes. To remind us.
9, Why do space films have sound effects. In case you think you've gone Deaf.
10, Do apprentice orthodontists get their in-dentures. Skulduggery.