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Alexa - Good or Bad?

tomgooduntomgoodun Member Posts: 3,754
My good lady wife was gifted an ‘Alexa’ for Xmas, apparently she has been contemplating purchasing one for a while, she loves all the ‘mod cons’ in life, I’m more a live in the dark ages kinda guy.

However… it seems there are certain “add ons” you can have, as in one in the front room, one in the kitchen, one in the bedroom.

Life has become a tad fraught for yours truly, in the weeks we have been invaded I have “spoken” to the Amazon spy precisely….once.

The aforementioned good lady has purchased “smart light bulbs and plugs” ( I think), which means you tell the bl….dy thing to turn the lights on and off, and the tv, which miffed me somewhat when I was watching tv the other day when my wife went to bed early, and forgot to say the word “ bedroom” before turning both the light and tv off throughout the **** house. I couldn’t bring myself to speak to it so I also retired early.

Also, she does the shopping list via Alexa, throughout the week when she thinks of something to we need , it’s “ Alexa add ‘x’ to the shopping list”, apparently it does as it’s told and produces a list to print off.

The one thing I have uttered? - “ Alexa , add Axe to shopping list to destroy Alexa”, I know it’s a bit childish but it made me smile when it repeats “ I have added Axe to shopping list to destroy Alexa’

So…the question is…. Is Alexa a good addition to anyones household?
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 169,675

    Absolutely....NOT.

    Gill has one, it drives me nuts.
  • CammykazeCammykaze Member Posts: 1,397
    edited January 2022
    I have never liked the idea of an Alexa, talking to a machine has never appealed for one.

    Having a machine telling me they cannot understand what I am saying is a bit of a turn off too :blush:
  • kapowblamzkapowblamz Member Posts: 1,586
    We've got an echo show in the kitchen. It's handy for banging a recipe on, or for checking on the dog when we're out. It shows the lyrics when you stick a tune on too, but that's bad news in my household. It also flicks through all our photos when it's on standby which can reignite some memories.

    It's certainly better than biscuit tin it replaced.
  • EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 8,780

    We've got an echo show in the kitchen. It's handy for banging a recipe on, or for checking on the dog when we're out. It shows the lyrics when you stick a tune on too, but that's bad news in my household. It also flicks through all our photos when it's on standby which can reignite some memories.

    It's certainly better than biscuit tin it replaced.

    Depends. Empty biscuit tin? Or full biscuit tin?

    To show my age, I have an Alexa. I have absolutely no idea what to do with it :)
  • dragon1964dragon1964 Member Posts: 3,054
    I just asked her.

    She said "Actually I am here to help the world via the power of terrible jokes"
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 169,675

    I just asked her.

    She said "Actually I am here to help the world via the power of terrible jokes"

    How do you know Alexa prefers the female pronoun?
  • EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 8,780
    Tikay10 said:

    I just asked her.

    She said "Actually I am here to help the world via the power of terrible jokes"

    How do you know Alexa prefers the female pronoun?
    She definitely prefers it.

    Ever since @tomgoodun and his axe told her she preferred it :)
  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 35,862
    I am not that good with technology.
    A funny thing happened to me the other day.
    I had somehow turned the torch on, on my phone.
    Now I am a firm believer in that phones are for phoning people.
    It wasnt immediately obvious how to turn the torch off.
    Frustrated, I muttered to myself "I dont know how to turn this f..king torch off"
    Incredibly a little voice in my phone responded with "turn torch off", and promptly did so.
    I have since discovered the button that switches the torch off and on.
    I have turned the torch on a number of times since, but failed to get the phone to switch it off, no matter how much I swear at it.
    Although this is not really a surprise to me.
  • EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 8,780
    HAYSIE said:

    I am not that good with technology.
    A funny thing happened to me the other day.
    I had somehow turned the torch on, on my phone.
    Now I am a firm believer in that phones are for phoning people.
    It wasnt immediately obvious how to turn the torch off.
    Frustrated, I muttered to myself "I dont know how to turn this f..king torch off"
    Incredibly a little voice in my phone responded with "turn torch off", and promptly did so.
    I have since discovered the button that switches the torch off and on.
    I have turned the torch on a number of times since, but failed to get the phone to switch it off, no matter how much I swear at it.
    Although this is not really a surprise to me.

    I blame Brexit :)
  • tomgooduntomgoodun Member Posts: 3,754
    HAYSIE said:

    I am not that good with technology.
    A funny thing happened to me the other day.
    I had somehow turned the torch on, on my phone.
    Now I am a firm believer in that phones are for phoning people.
    It wasnt immediately obvious how to turn the torch off.
    Frustrated, I muttered to myself "I dont know how to turn this f..king torch off"
    Incredibly a little voice in my phone responded with "turn torch off", and promptly did so.
    I have since discovered the button that switches the torch off and on.
    I have turned the torch on a number of times since, but failed to get the phone to switch it off, no matter how much I swear at it.
    Although this is not really a surprise to me.

    Same here, lost count of the number of times my children have uttered the words “just slide it from the bottom Dad” and “ oh give it here!”
  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 35,862
    tomgoodun said:

    HAYSIE said:

    I am not that good with technology.
    A funny thing happened to me the other day.
    I had somehow turned the torch on, on my phone.
    Now I am a firm believer in that phones are for phoning people.
    It wasnt immediately obvious how to turn the torch off.
    Frustrated, I muttered to myself "I dont know how to turn this f..king torch off"
    Incredibly a little voice in my phone responded with "turn torch off", and promptly did so.
    I have since discovered the button that switches the torch off and on.
    I have turned the torch on a number of times since, but failed to get the phone to switch it off, no matter how much I swear at it.
    Although this is not really a surprise to me.

    Same here, lost count of the number of times my children have uttered the words “just slide it from the bottom Dad” and “ oh give it here!”
    Can you please ask your kids if I have to turn something on to get my phone to respond to my abusive messages.
  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,202
    lol, all you dinosaurs are likely younger than me, we have Alexas in all the bedrooms, kitchen, TV room and my study, wouldn't be without it now (you can call it 'computer' in the bedroom BTW to differentiate)

    Its also great for settling family arguments, invariably we will 'Ask Alexa' round the table at least once every evening.
  • rabdenirorabdeniro Member Posts: 4,434
    I've got Alexa on the Firestick, never use it, find it kind of creepy, big brother and all that stuff, anyway if I need an answer to a question I just ask the wife, she knows everything :) .
  • tai-gartai-gar Member Posts: 2,688
    HAYSIE said:

    I am not that good with technology.
    A funny thing happened to me the other day.
    I had somehow turned the torch on, on my phone.
    Now I am a firm believer in that phones are for phoning people.
    It wasnt immediately obvious how to turn the torch off.
    Frustrated, I muttered to myself "I dont know how to turn this f..king torch off"
    Incredibly a little voice in my phone responded with "turn torch off", and promptly did so.
    I have since discovered the button that switches the torch off and on.
    I have turned the torch on a number of times since, but failed to get the phone to switch it off, no matter how much I swear at it.
    Although this is not really a surprise to me.

    What a siri state you have got yourself into.
  • EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 8,780
    tai-gar said:

    HAYSIE said:

    I am not that good with technology.
    A funny thing happened to me the other day.
    I had somehow turned the torch on, on my phone.
    Now I am a firm believer in that phones are for phoning people.
    It wasnt immediately obvious how to turn the torch off.
    Frustrated, I muttered to myself "I dont know how to turn this f..king torch off"
    Incredibly a little voice in my phone responded with "turn torch off", and promptly did so.
    I have since discovered the button that switches the torch off and on.
    I have turned the torch on a number of times since, but failed to get the phone to switch it off, no matter how much I swear at it.
    Although this is not really a surprise to me.

    What a siri state you have got yourself into.
    Alexa-get his coat :)
  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 35,862
    tai-gar said:

    HAYSIE said:

    I am not that good with technology.
    A funny thing happened to me the other day.
    I had somehow turned the torch on, on my phone.
    Now I am a firm believer in that phones are for phoning people.
    It wasnt immediately obvious how to turn the torch off.
    Frustrated, I muttered to myself "I dont know how to turn this f..king torch off"
    Incredibly a little voice in my phone responded with "turn torch off", and promptly did so.
    I have since discovered the button that switches the torch off and on.
    I have turned the torch on a number of times since, but failed to get the phone to switch it off, no matter how much I swear at it.
    Although this is not really a surprise to me.

    What a siri state you have got yourself into.
    Its working now.
  • MISTY4MEMISTY4ME Member Posts: 6,320
    Essexphil said:

    tai-gar said:

    HAYSIE said:

    I am not that good with technology.
    A funny thing happened to me the other day.
    I had somehow turned the torch on, on my phone.
    Now I am a firm believer in that phones are for phoning people.
    It wasnt immediately obvious how to turn the torch off.
    Frustrated, I muttered to myself "I dont know how to turn this f..king torch off"
    Incredibly a little voice in my phone responded with "turn torch off", and promptly did so.
    I have since discovered the button that switches the torch off and on.
    I have turned the torch on a number of times since, but failed to get the phone to switch it off, no matter how much I swear at it.
    Although this is not really a surprise to me.

    What a siri state you have got yourself into.
    Alexa-get his coat :)
    @Essexphil

    BRILLIANT Phil ! :D:D
  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 35,862
    Essexphil said:

    HAYSIE said:

    I am not that good with technology.
    A funny thing happened to me the other day.
    I had somehow turned the torch on, on my phone.
    Now I am a firm believer in that phones are for phoning people.
    It wasnt immediately obvious how to turn the torch off.
    Frustrated, I muttered to myself "I dont know how to turn this f..king torch off"
    Incredibly a little voice in my phone responded with "turn torch off", and promptly did so.
    I have since discovered the button that switches the torch off and on.
    I have turned the torch on a number of times since, but failed to get the phone to switch it off, no matter how much I swear at it.
    Although this is not really a surprise to me.

    I blame Brexit :)
    Alexa could be buried under a number of coats?
  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,830
    This thread has reminded me that we've got an Alexa
  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 35,862
    Alexa is DOWN: Amazon's smart assistant crashes across Europe - leaving some frustrated users unable to turn off their alarms



    NEW According to Down Detector, a website that monitors such issues, there have been more than 8,000 reports of problems across the UK and Europe.


    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10426325/Alexa-crashes-leaving-users-UK-unable-response-Echo-speakers.html
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