It's Friday, let's have a Caption Comp

Tikay10

Tikay10

Incidentally, that's Presidents Putin & Macron.

tomgoodun

In a bid to settle the dispute over Ukraine, President Macron wins the first game of “ One legged man in a.rse kicking comp”

tomgoodun

The dispute is levelled by President Putin winning the second game of “ Who has the most chairs”

tomgoodun

In a bizarre twist to the game, Liz Truss is marched out of the room after being found out , hiding under the table attempting to disguise her head as a bunch of flowers.

goldon

At this point Nuclear Missiles are on the Table ready to be Launched.

VespaPX

Shuttlecock diplomacy

goldon

Dame Cressida ****: Met Police commissioner's is chairing this meeting, we will start when she arrives.

kapowblamz

'Huh?' 'Say again' 'Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman??'

tai-gar

Now we have reached the "Heads Up" any bets who is going to take the World Poker Tour Title and the lovely Hublot watch.

goldon

Table for two Channel 4's First Dates. Mm! I'm having "Fish & Chips" what you having.

stokefc

Putin..raise
Macro..fold

goldon

Can you speak up ....YOUR FULL OF GAS - no - WIND TURBINES .

TheEdge949

The World Tiddleywink final went ahead with social distancing protcols strictly enforced

lucy4

The first round of 'The World Championship Blinking Competition' gets underway.

### Breaking News Putin Has Been Disqualified For Using Performance Enhancing Cello Tape ###

Tikay10

lucy4 said:

The first round of 'The World Championship Blinking Competition' gets underway.

### Breaking News Putin Has Been Disqualified For Using Performance Enhancing Cello Tape ###

@lucy4


That reminded me of this absolute beauty from "Big Train" many years ago. SO well done.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWgg20IqibM

goldon

Ha, Ha, Mr Bond, I raise you 5,000 Tanks 4 Cruise Missiles Two Nuclear Bombs.

goldon

I thought you sent out the invitations - no- you were supposed to do it.

goldon

Place your hands flat on the table, with the combined psychic power of our minds we can lift it.

goldon

Nice Curtains - Yes! Hillary sent them - Stupid Woman I told her it was Curtains for Ukraine.

goldon

You can send your Boys home Vlad "I told you they wouldn't fall for the VALENTINES DAY" Reunion.