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Worst Bad Beat.....EVER.....By Mr Orford

SirSimonSirSimon Member Posts: 61
edited March 2010 in Poker Chat
Not your usual bad beat, but arrgggghhhhhhhh it was horrible !!
 
Just woke up after the worst dream ever. I was on holiday with various people and we were staying in a caravan. (must have had a bad year on the tables!!) I had a room with two single beds and had a gorgeous girlfriend. (never got her name !!) Anyway during the first night.....I'll spare you the best bits and skip to the worst !! Who should barge into my room and kick me out of bed.....Richard Orford !! Him and his mate, made me sleep in the other bed while they had their wicked way with my girlfriend. She loved it.... I saw it all (close up, and it is now in my head).... it was horrible.

Why would you do that Richard !!  Surely SKY, that is not in his contract, to manifest himself into peoples dreams. Punish him, I want him punished. I also want an apology and entry into a major tournament.

It was worse than nightmare on Elm Street !! Maybe this is a regular thing that Richard does! Stalks Sky poker players in their dreams and dishes out his own bad beats to get his own back.

I'm sure the Sunday Sport would like to know about this !!

Need a brandy to calm down now.  Good morning to you all

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  • monkey123monkey123 Member Posts: 590
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Worst Bad Beat.....EVER:
    Not your usual bad beat, but arrgggghhhhhhhh it was horrible !!   Just woke up after the worst dream ever. I was on holiday with various people and we were staying in a caravan. (must have had a bad year on the tables!!) I had a room with two single beds and had a gorgeous girlfriend. (never got her name !!) Anyway during the first night.....I'll spare you the best bits and skip to the worst !! Who should barge into my room and kick me out of bed.....Richard Orford !! Him and his mate, made me sleep in the other bed while they had their wicked way with my girlfriend. She loved it.... I saw it all (close up, and it is now in my head).... it was horrible. Why would you do that Richard !!  Surely SKY, that is not in his contract, to manifest himself into peoples dreams. Punish him, I want him punished. I also want an apology and entry into a major tournament. It was worse than nightmare on Elm Street !! Maybe this is a regular thing that Richard does! Stalks Sky poker players in their dreams and dishes out his own bad beats to get his own back. I'm sure the Sunday Sport would like to know about this !! Need a brandy to calm down now.  Good morning to you all
    Posted by SirSimon
    Sounds to me like it was your girlfriend that got punishednice work rich 1 of the lads some might say lol !!!! Fair play Mr Orford you should have a pay rise dealing with peoples needs outside of your shift !!!! your the man  ;0)

    ps good morning
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV Member Posts: 8,688
    edited March 2010
    OMG!!! What A NIGHTMARE!!
    IT sounded so realistic..... till you said he had a mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lolol
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  • SirSimonSirSimon Member Posts: 61
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Worst Bad Beat.....EVER:

    Still not over it, can't sleep and have gone on TILT. I want compensation or therapy !!
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    or the girl in question delivered to your kitchen
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited March 2010
    sure your not actually fancy rich orford and wishing u were that girl ??? lol
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  • -TARAS--TARAS- Member Posts: 394
    edited March 2010

      This mate of his, wasn't a grey haired fella in a burgandy jacket shouting words of encouragement like "mind the gap"
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  • ACESOVER8sACESOVER8s Member Posts: 1,307
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Worst Bad Beat.....EVER:
    OMG!!! What A NIGHTMARE!! IT sounded so realistic..... till you said he had a mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lolol
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    LMAO @ This !!!!
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  • SirSimonSirSimon Member Posts: 61
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Worst Bad Beat.....EVER:
    This mate of his, wasn't a grey haired fella in a burgandy jacket shouting words of encouragement like "mind the gap"
    That was him.....never got his name, but he had a whistle and was waving a flag. I don't think he was shouting 'Mind The Gap', more like 'All On Board'. Glad I woke up when I did !!!!!!
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited March 2010
    Lol! Grief for a crime I didn't commit!

    Simon, maybe if you'd made more of an effort and bothered to find out the name of your new girlfriend she wouldn't have so easily succumbed to my charms.

    Just a helpful suggestion

    PS- Nice caravan...

    ;)
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  • SirSimonSirSimon Member Posts: 61
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Worst Bad Beat.....EVER.....By Mr Orford:
    Simon, maybe if you'd made more of an effort and bothered to find out the name of your new girlfriend she wouldn't have so easily succumbed to my charms.
    Posted by RICHORFORD
    Don't think the Wife would be to happy though !!
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  • -TARAS--TARAS- Member Posts: 394
    edited March 2010

         Maybe she was just impressed with the size of Mr Orfords clipboard
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Worst Bad Beat.....EVER.....By Mr Orford:
         Maybe she was just impressed with the size of Mr Orfords clipboard
    Posted by -TARAS-
    And why shouldn't she be? It stays upright for three hours at a time...
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  • -TARAS--TARAS- Member Posts: 394
    edited March 2010

       Fair point sir but might i suggest you stop writing on it then showing it to Tikay
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  • NeildownNeildown Member Posts: 1,635
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Worst Bad Beat.....EVER.....By Mr Orford:
    In Response to Re: Worst Bad Beat.....EVER.....By Mr Orford : And why shouldn't she be? It stays upright for three hours at a time...
    Posted by RICHORFORD

    What medication you taking?... Are they little blue pills?

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  • BrownnDogBrownnDog Member Posts: 729
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Worst Bad Beat.....EVER.....By Mr Orford:
    In Response to Re: Worst Bad Beat.....EVER.....By Mr Orford : And why shouldn't she be? It stays upright for three hours at a time...
    Posted by RICHORFORD

    He's always waving it about on the show! I'm sick of it! Talk about health and safety...
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  • Sky_ChrisSky_Chris Member Posts: 67
    edited March 2010

    Bump :-)
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  • FlashFlushFlashFlush Member Posts: 4,494
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Worst Bad Beat.....EVER.....By Mr Orford:
    Bump :-)
    Posted by Sky_Chris
    Im sure that is against house rules isnt it? ;-)
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  • ACBRO67ACBRO67 Member Posts: 86
    edited March 2010
    Simon,


    You have issues......serious issues!!!
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