Indonesian man, 34, gets 80cm-long headphone wire stuck in his bladder after shoving it down his pen is while masturbating
The man went to Dr Soetmo General-Academic Hospital in Surabaya complaining of stomach pains when urinating. He told doctors he used the wire three to five times a week.
I think you may be fixating on the wire too much, how about.....
I like it that way by The Backstreet Boys Tunnel of Pain by Coroner The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer Hurts so Good by John Cougar Mellencamp I Cut Myself, which is a parody of the equally apt I Touch Myself by the Divinyls
and the lyrics of Stuck in the Middle (With You) by Steelers Wheel start.....
Well I don't know why I came here tonight I've got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
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Twist and Shout by the Beatles perhaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR4HjTH_fTM
by Brian Eno
I Dream Of Wires
by Robert Palmer
Love Across the Wire
by Earth Wind & Fire
High Wire (Album Version)
by Men At Work
One Fine Wire
by Colbie Caillat
Sing Like A Wire
by Sleigh Bells
Drilled A Wire Through My Cheek [Explicit]
by Blue October
Hanging In The Wire
by PJ Harvey
Endless Wire
by Gordon Lightfoot
Giving up now.
Kayne West - Through the Wire - good song and video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvb-1wjAtk4
Cosmic Gate Firewire
I like it that way by The Backstreet Boys
Tunnel of Pain by Coroner
The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer
Hurts so Good by John Cougar Mellencamp
I Cut Myself, which is a parody of the equally apt I Touch Myself by the Divinyls
and the lyrics of Stuck in the Middle (With You) by Steelers Wheel start.....
Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Just my thoughts aided by a bit of Googling.