I was playing in the freeroll Omaha game and cruising along nicely.
Chummy was going all in nearly every hand and the luck was unbelievable.
He was knocking players out left right and centre. It got to the point where if you challenged him, you doubled or were gone.
He flopped or should I say his hole cards were A A A A
My hole cards were 2 2 4 4
All in, all in. I caught a 2 and doubled up.
In chat, the air was blue. How can 222 beat quads. The software is corrupt, this is fixed.
I told him he only had a pair. Rubbish you idiot you saw I had quads.
Only 2 cards count. No they don't, learn poker you noob.
In Omaha they do. Do they Bo****s.
The rest of the table joined in, lots of lols
It continued for ten minutes until chummy went all in one time too many.
He continued in grey chat as a wounded cheated player.
You'd think we were playing for a bracelet.
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