Caption Comp....

Tikay10

VespaPX

The one is forbidden fruit the other should be.

tai-gar

Cheese

Essexphil

IPMWT

In Poundland Maggie We Truss

goldon

One has the pip the other gives you the pip.

She likes to remind everyone she's descendent from a Duke.

Perfecting the Mona Lisa Smile.

Enut

'Could you just move over to your right please, you're ruining my photo of this wall'.

goldon

An Apple a Day keeps Boris away....

goldon

The Sheet is behind me onwards and upwards

goldon

I like sitting in the " Naughty Chair " I take it everywhere I go.

mumsie

A job for William Tell, blindfold please.

Toffeeandy

Yes, of course Thatchers is my favourite cider.

goldon

Who mentioned Coxs the gravity of it just hit me.

goldon

Reject for "Playboy Magazine " no plum's out in the picture.

Glenelg

****..i just remembered...i forgot to add the freeroll tonite. But if i smile noone will notice...

Tikay10

All very good.

It just astonished me, what WAS she thinking?

Dominic Cummins described Ms Truss as "properly bonkers" & tbf he's not far wrong.

And now we learn she's thrown her hat into the ring for the Leadership role. I mean, where do you start with that? Lis Truss Prime Minister? Does not bear thinking about.

Glenelg

And we believe Dominic Cummins..whos eyesight is meh ...really..but tbf hes right..

TheEdge949

Ah got my hopes up when I read "Artist shoots Truss"

goldon

" Meatloaf said, he'd do anything but that.! "

TheEdge949

"If only Nicola and Angela were here we could fulfil every fantasy of Lemberts"

tomgoodun

Unveiling of the winner of thicker than the wall competition

TheEdge949

Notice that the tree casts a shadow. Liz Truss however appears to be one of the undead.