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Explaining the Birds and the Bees (using playing cards)

emilyeggemilyegg Member Posts: 3,408
edited March 2010 in Poker Chat
Teenage Son has been asking about the Birds and the Bees...as the subject has arisen at his School. Thought it might be a non-vulgar idea to use playing cards as a guide, so have kicked him off with the following....




Man and Wife....








Female-Female couple...........









Male-Male Couple.........(or Brokeback Mountain for Advanced Learners)








3 some..........









Rafa Miyagi..............(just for reference, not implying that he is a solo-artist)



Please add some more to help me out......BUT KEEP IT CLEAN
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  • cottladcottlad Member Posts: 439
    edited March 2010

    um......... i'm lost for words

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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited March 2010
    if hes a teenager surely he should already know??? wow he must of led a sheltered life ahaha
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  • pod1pod1 Member Posts: 4,377
    edited March 2010
    too young for the 69 i suppose!!!
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  • emilyeggemilyegg Member Posts: 3,408
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Explaining the Birds and the Bees (using playing cards):
    if hes a teenager surely he should already know??? wow he must of led a sheltered life ahaha
    Posted by BlackFish3
    He`s led a PS3 life Blackfish3 lol ;0)
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  • ACESOVER8sACESOVER8s Member Posts: 1,307
    edited March 2010
    Doesn't a pair of Queens also signify A male - male couple ? :)
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  • emilyeggemilyegg Member Posts: 3,408
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Explaining the Birds and the Bees (using playing cards):
    Doesn't a pair of Queens also signify A male - male couple ? :)
    Posted by ACESOVER8s
    Good Point.....I should use the Red Queens (for females) and maybe put some Leathers and a Moustache on one of the Black Queens ;0)...Maybe even a Village People type Cop Helmet as well.
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  • labrat64labrat64 Member Posts: 987
    edited March 2010
    Surprised you haven't referenced TK's favourite hand 4-K.
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  • Action_DanAction_Dan Member Posts: 341
    edited March 2010
    It's all about Jack-King off...
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  • emilyeggemilyegg Member Posts: 3,408
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Explaining the Birds and the Bees (using playing cards):
    It's all about Jack-King off...
    Posted by Action_Dan
    GOOD WORK. Thanks







    CONFIRMED Single-Male enthusiast.
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  • emilyeggemilyegg Member Posts: 3,408
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Explaining the Birds and the Bees (using playing cards):
    Surprised you haven't referenced TK's favourite hand 4-K.
    Posted by labrat64
    Will Investigate this in due course Ian. 4-KING may fall into the "Happy Shopper" category. May need to contact TK for clarification.
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  • bennydip2bennydip2 Member Posts: 2,093
    edited March 2010
     
    "hahaa"   Love it  Emilyegg.. :))    

        Some non-sex-specific nicknames will also cause more offence to a woman than a man.
    "Mongrel" (K9o), and "German Virgin" (99) for example, .......whilst "crabs" (33) .. is probably an equally offensive slur.
    Unless of course you dealt the cards, in which case you can then diffuse the situation by apologising for 'giving them crabs'. And Please ,dont tell anyone I gave yopu these !! 
    (Note to self: must buy the Itchy & Scratchy DVD in April).
     
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  • Bromley023Bromley023 Member Posts: 274
    edited March 2010

    Hahahahahahhaha

    This is the funniest thread I have read in ages!! Good work emilyegg!!!

    My advice would be to stay away from the Jokers and don't be seduced by the AA ... they inevitably get your hopes up of a big result but end up screwing you over!!!

    Mrs B

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  • AIRWALKERAIRWALKER Member Posts: 680
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Explaining the Birds and the Bees (using playing cards):
    Doesn't a pair of Queens also signify A male - male couple ? :)
    Posted by ACESOVER8s
    lol.. n1
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  • emilyeggemilyegg Member Posts: 3,408
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Explaining the Birds and the Bees (using playing cards):
      "hahaa"   Love it  Emilyegg.. :))         Some non-sex-specific nicknames will also cause more offence to a woman than a man. "Mongrel" (K9o), and "German Virgin" (99) for example, .......whilst "crabs" (33) .. is probably an equally offensive slur. Unless of course you dealt the cards, in which case you can then diffuse the situation by apologising for 'giving them crabs'. And Please ,dont tell anyone I gave yopu these !!  ( Note to self: must buy the Itchy & Scratchy DVD in April ).  
    Posted by bennydip2
    Love it Benny...especially the "German Virgin" pmsl.

    The Boy is learning quickly, so I am cranking it up a notch now.......







    Happy Shopper (anything will do)









    Gang Bang










    Harem










    Another 3 some (sometimes known as a Spit Roast)
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  • emilyeggemilyegg Member Posts: 3,408
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: Explaining the Birds and the Bees (using playing cards):
    Hahahahahahhaha This is the funniest thread I have read in ages!! Good work emilyegg!!! My advice would be to stay away from the Jokers and don't be seduced by the AA ... they inevitably get your hopes up of a big result but end up screwing you over!!! Mrs B
    Posted by Bromley023
    Excellent Work Mrs B. Thank You.







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  • emilyeggemilyegg Member Posts: 3,408
    edited March 2010

    With thanks to Benny......





    "German Virgin"
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