So I thought since a few people have asked if Winni is coming to the SPT I would cover the story of the Winnis how it all began.
It was the first date with my now girlfriend we originally met in a club of an adult nature and exchanged contact details after spending a nice night together.
She had travelled a long distance to see me and I was following Corey Waynes playbook of do a lot of activities on the first date so it seems like a lot of dates. So we first went to Nandos and my now Girlfriend accidently dropped some food so I followed the Corey Wayne playbook of lightly teasing her. I said Do you need a bib maybe a Winni the Pooh bib. She burst out laughing it turned out as she explained that her and her friends had a sexual inuendo joke which would be inappropriate to mention on these forums which was about Winni the Pooh. We then went to bowling and an arcade and saw a claw machine.
There in the claw Machine by random chance was a Winni the pooh Teddy It was 20p a go and I spent £8.40 before the claw actually dropped him my girlfriend was shocked thinking it was impossible to win on a claw machine since they are obviously rigged. (she points out well they are as I am writing this)
and so that was how the first Winni the Pooh came to be and he was quickly given a personality known as little Winni. The next Winni would be Winni Junior who was randomly added from an ebay purchase. He too was quickly given a personality. The next Winni would not arrive for over a year later when My girlfriend finally moved in with me we were shopping at Aldi and randomly they were selling large Winni the Pooh teddys at a discount for only £5. I placed Big Winni in the trolley in the child seat and my girlfriend did not notice for quite some time as she goes hyper focused on food when shopping (my girlfriend wants me to point out this is the biggest Winni of all of the Winnis)
Then there was the Mrs Winni resurrection fund silly where the Winnis were trying to raise Winni coin to fund the ressurection of little Winnis mother and Big Winnis Wife. and so arrived Mrs Winni. (funny fact did you know that the writer of Winni the Pooh originally meant for Winni the pooh to be female but everyone thought he was male so he is seen as male now) Don't Misgender Winni the Pooh!!!! even though its not clear what gender they are now!!!
then I spotted a bunch of Winnis been sold on ebay as a small job lot and so came Grampa Winni Grandma Winni and Uncle Jeff Winni Uncle Jenny Winni would come later as the formerly vegan Winni. Then randomly we saw a winni online who looked like a male mrs winni so Came Mrs Winnis brother.
there were no more winnis for a long while until a lot of 97 Winnis was up for auction. and so came the Ukrainian refugee Winnis. Which caused upset when mentioned on the forums and anger from my girlfriend with regard to Pinky bear been a racist objecting to them coming.
My girlfriend remains adamant that her childhood Pinky bear should not be cast as a baddy, so when the Winnis were having the war with Russia for a silly Pinky bear was going to be paired with Russian Winni but my girlfriend said no absolute not. There is something funny about turning her pinky bear which had from been a baby into a bady in the silly stories but my girlfriend wont have that. So now he has joined in the war effort with the winnis.
anyway that is the story of the Winnis which
@HAYSIE specifically requested.
its funny how things turn out if that joke had not been made if the claw machine had not plucked Winni out there likely would be no Winni Sillies. I guess I never got rid of my Childhood self, I like to create stories and etc.
I cant bring little Winni to SPT they are too precious to my girlfriend so if I do bring a Winni it will likely be one small one from the batch of 97 winnis.
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Pretty sure I’ve heard that in a trial .. could you expand on that please.
However that then forces me to consider her for a moment, as what sensible, right thinking lass would agree to a date with somebody who thinks stuffing notes into a girls G string whilst drinking overpriced alcohol is a good way to spend an evening?
Now it could well be that this is incorrect. Admittedly due to certain omissions on your behalf a certain element of assumption exists on mine. However, I am struggling to think of a club "of an adult nature" apart from the said scene.
I did briefly think of perhaps a BDSM or Swingers club which could explain both the teddy bear and poo fetish, but alas I fear that in that regard I would be too far off the mark.
Sadist:-"No"
"Sometimes Watson my powers of deduction are almost frightening"