Caption Comp (just for fun)

goldon

So your my partner for " Dancing on Ice "

goldon

MAXALLY said:

Keep them clean

Glenelg

Should we just draw the curtains & turn the lights out? Like most of the the UK will be doing this winter??

MISTY4ME

goldon said:

So your my partner for " Dancing on Ice "

Skating on thin ice....... (hopefully)

goldon

Now then Jeremy,! are you any good at Hoovering & Dusting " Wow! you have a Degree "

goldon

Only came in to see you because I knew you'd have the heating on.

Enut

****!, ****!


(sorry, none of my captions passed the swear filter)

MISTY4ME

The Ghosts of Tories Past

MISTY4ME

LT - I wonder what's for dessert ? ...... we've eaten everyone else

JH - .......You are Liz !

MISTY4ME

This game of Musical Chairs is too easy

tai-gar

We are here to steer the new conservative ship......................the Titanic

MISTY4ME

tai-gar said:

We are here to steer the new conservative ship......................the Titanic

Looks like they'll struggle to fit on those little Lifeboats

goldon

"Did you pass wind Liz "

goldon

Yes Liz, I do have some suggestions to Boost your popularity. ?

.... give everyone a Pencil holder for Christmas.

TheEdge949

"Are you sure you can't hear a band playing abide with me"

TheEdge949

"Do we have time for a quickie Liz"
"I didn't think you saw me in that light Jeremy"

" I didn't but anybody who can twist and turn and change a position like you has got to be absolute dynamite in the sack"

goldon

The Lord is looking down on you Liz ..... in fact everyone is. ?

goldon

Collective nouns ; a murmuration of Starlings ... a Murder of MPs

TheEdge949

goldon said:

Collective nouns ; a murmuration of Starlings ... a Murder of MPs

A Thicket of Tories