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21 best Christmas jokes to entertain the family this year
They are not funny, they are really bad.
Funny Christmas jokes 2022
1. What do snowmen eat for Christmas? Ice cookies
2. What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus
3. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house
4. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey — he's always stuffed
5. Which of Santa's friends is the most chilled? Jack Frost
6. What was Santa's favourite subject in school? Chemis-tree
7. What's as big as a Christmas tree but lighter than a feather? A shadow
8. How do you get Christmas trees ready for a night out? They get spruced up
9. Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because of his 'bad elf'
10. Which one of Santa's elves has the best dance moves? Dancer
11. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper
12. Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf
13. Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots
14. How do Christmas trees get their emails? They log-on
15. Why doesn't Santa go to the hospital? He has private elf care
16. What would you give your dog for Christmas? A mobile bone
17. What does one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up
18. Why is a foot a good Christmas present? Because it makes a good stocking filler
19. What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren
20. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life
21. Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks? Santa Jaws
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/other/21-best-christmas-jokes-to-entertain-the-family-this-year/ar-AA14X4uh?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=d85fa9af4d4645848ce2820aa3da8a2c
Funny Christmas jokes 2022
1. What do snowmen eat for Christmas? Ice cookies
2. What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus
3. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house
4. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey — he's always stuffed
5. Which of Santa's friends is the most chilled? Jack Frost
6. What was Santa's favourite subject in school? Chemis-tree
7. What's as big as a Christmas tree but lighter than a feather? A shadow
8. How do you get Christmas trees ready for a night out? They get spruced up
9. Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because of his 'bad elf'
10. Which one of Santa's elves has the best dance moves? Dancer
11. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper
12. Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf
13. Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots
14. How do Christmas trees get their emails? They log-on
15. Why doesn't Santa go to the hospital? He has private elf care
16. What would you give your dog for Christmas? A mobile bone
17. What does one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up
18. Why is a foot a good Christmas present? Because it makes a good stocking filler
19. What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren
20. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life
21. Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks? Santa Jaws
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/other/21-best-christmas-jokes-to-entertain-the-family-this-year/ar-AA14X4uh?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=d85fa9af4d4645848ce2820aa3da8a2c