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Border Collie Crashes Car.

HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,537
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    EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 8,111
    HAYSIE said:


    "Furred Party Fire & Theft" :)

    How can the Star be so bad and so good at the same time...
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,537
    Essexphil said:

    HAYSIE said:


    "Furred Party Fire & Theft" :)

    How can the Star be so bad and so good at the same time...
    I like the way they have blanked his face out in the photo, to keep his identity under wraps.
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,537
    Essexphil said:

    HAYSIE said:


    "Furred Party Fire & Theft" :)

    How can the Star be so bad and so good at the same time...
    They probably have a driving competence league table for the various dog breeds.
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,537
    HAYSIE said:

    Essexphil said:

    HAYSIE said:


    "Furred Party Fire & Theft" :)

    How can the Star be so bad and so good at the same time...
    I like the way they have blanked his face out in the photo, to keep his identity under wraps.
    Police are looking for witnesses so they can compile a photofit.
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,537
    edited December 2022
    goldon said:


    This photo presents one major difficulty.
    None of them are Border collies.
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    The Police know a dog was involved no cats in this line up.
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,537
    goldon said:

    The Police know a dog was involved no cats in this line up.

    Are you honestly expecting them to fit up a spaniel for a crime that was clearly committed by a Border collie.
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    yes
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    The Border Collie the Police had to let go as it was from over the Border and claimed Diplomatic Immunity . Someone has to answer for the collision .
    Usual suspects rounded up & the Border Collie picked out the Black Great Dane. Hic!
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    edited December 2022
    Up-Date: The Great Dane hired Lassie to represent him and D.N.A. from the scene was obtained, this excluded the Great Dame from the crime and he was released.
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    Well, it is Christmas we all need a feel good story.
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,537
    edited December 2022
    goldon said:

    Up-Date: The Great Dane hired Lassie to represent him and D.N.A. from the seen was obtained, this excluded the Great Dame from the crime and he was released.

    But we know it was an unnamed Border collie.
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,537
    Dog has a go at driving and it doesn't end well for three car owners



    The unnamed pet apparently jumped into the driver’s seat, knocking the gear stick into neutral and sending it rolling down the drive.

    At the bottom it hit Shaun Waller’s car before hitting another on the other side of the road.

    He was working at home in Gronant, Flintshire, earlier this month when he heard a loud bang outside.

    It was only when he watched his doorbell footage that he realised a dog was behind the wheel.

    Shaun said: ‘It caused a lot of rear damage to my car – the rear quarter was damaged and it was pushed into the wall.

    ‘I just hope the dog is a named driver, but if the car insurance won’t do it then the pet insurance might.

    Me and my partner were in hysterics laughing – it’s an old car so we weren’t too bothered about the damage.’





    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/dog-has-a-go-at-driving-and-it-doesnt-end-well-for-three-car-owners/ar-AA15dSBY
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,537
    I rest my case.



    Doorbell camera catches moment dog 'drives' Jeep before crashing into parked car

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y82_vtOJMrU
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,537
    HAYSIE said:

    goldon said:

    Up-Date: The Great Dane hired Lassie to represent him and D.N.A. from the seen was obtained, this excluded the Great Dame from the crime and he was released.

    But we know it was an unnamed Border collie.
    He was a better driver than the bloke driving the Vauxhall.
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    Sending the Boys round to get him.....

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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    Don't Drive Automatic Cars but they have hand brakes so this sort of thing doesn't happen....... don't they. Not the Dogs fault then..... Mm! interesting.
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,537
    His owner clearly doesnt have a sense of humour.
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,537
    No wonder he misbehaves if she is shouting at him all the time.
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