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No one expected me to be at the spa alone - but I love 'masturdating'

HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,385
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https://www.msn.com/en-gb/travel/other/no-one-expected-me-to-be-at-the-spa-alone-but-i-love-masturdating/ar-AA160qmO?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=654629efb9fc4bfa8f24d022a7dfb17b
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,385
    edited January 2023
    Lots of reads will mean that people are misreading the headline.
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,385
    Not so many so far.
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,533
    The rub of it.
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    VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,034
    No spa required



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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,385
    Masturdate
    To take oneself out when one has no date
    I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.
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    tai-gartai-gar Member Posts: 2,598
    HAYSIE said:

    Masturdate
    To take oneself out when one has no date
    I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.


    Sad. Even @Essexphil will feel sorry for you ha ha.
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,385
    tai-gar said:

    HAYSIE said:

    Masturdate
    To take oneself out when one has no date
    I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.


    Sad. Even @Essexphil will feel sorry for you ha ha.
    Not me, I have never been into masturdating.
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,385
    tai-gar said:

    HAYSIE said:

    Masturdate
    To take oneself out when one has no date
    I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.


    Sad. Even @Essexphil will feel sorry for you ha ha.
    I was merely pointing out the meaning of the word.
    I suppose anyone connecting a masturbating walrus to the thread topic, would have to be a conspiracy theorist, or sadly lacking in reading skills.
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,385
    HAYSIE said:

    Lots of reads will mean that people are misreading the headline.

    Getting there.
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    tai-gartai-gar Member Posts: 2,598
    HAYSIE said:

    tai-gar said:

    HAYSIE said:

    Masturdate
    To take oneself out when one has no date
    I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.


    Sad. Even @Essexphil will feel sorry for you ha ha.
    I was merely pointing out the meaning of the word.


    I got it but just considered it would increase the readership.
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,385
    tai-gar said:

    HAYSIE said:

    tai-gar said:

    HAYSIE said:

    Masturdate
    To take oneself out when one has no date
    I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.


    Sad. Even @Essexphil will feel sorry for you ha ha.
    I was merely pointing out the meaning of the word.


    I got it but just considered it would increase the readership.
    Well done.
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,385
    tai-gar said:

    HAYSIE said:

    tai-gar said:

    HAYSIE said:

    Masturdate
    To take oneself out when one has no date
    I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.


    Sad. Even @Essexphil will feel sorry for you ha ha.
    I was merely pointing out the meaning of the word.


    I got it but just considered it would increase the readership.
    Specsavers?
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    HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 32,385
    tai-gar said:

    HAYSIE said:

    tai-gar said:

    HAYSIE said:

    Masturdate
    To take oneself out when one has no date
    I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.


    Sad. Even @Essexphil will feel sorry for you ha ha.
    I was merely pointing out the meaning of the word.


    I got it but just considered it would increase the readership.
    Slowing down now.
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