jjeezzuss---see what I mean about the tech team, I had never even thought of this sandwich issue. I nearly changed my service provider when all I needed to do was use my loaf---innit
seriously though lads and lady peeps, we were told that the download version of the site was definitely going to be ready for febuary/march, and as we march on into april, nothing has transpired, not a sausage!
sky des will undoubtedly come on this thread within half a second or so and tell us that the download is just around the corner, and down the road a bit, and around that slight bend, and second on the left, and up the small hill, and past the pub on the right, and across the road from the phone box, and straight across the roundabout, and under the bridge, and left at the lights, and hang on a minute, I think we've lost it.
In Response to Re: OY!! A NUTTER WILL WIN THREAD OF THE WEEK!!!--OR ELSE!!!!! : MR Dazler, you may think now that you would'nt miss the technical team, and 99.9999999 % of the timeyou would be right. But one time I was wondering why my connection was bad and they were the only ones that knew exactly what the problem was--- Posted by oynutter
hmmmm let me think is it cos its beeeeeeeeeeeeeep hit. Cant multi table atall but then hey i cant multi task im a bloke
you need a flopping stiff computer to multi-table with this flash player plurpp m8--the download will fix this if they can find it again, I wonder if the've looked in the pub?
It is now 5.39 am, so I can say what the flop I like and no Rich or mods can rub it off ( do a webby). Well isn't webby great? Such a shame he is banned, he was a master at baiting other posters, he always rubbed us up the wrong way, and himself, I'm led to understand he loved the exposure of himself on the forum, and he loved anything a bit below the belt, especially if it was of his own making. He often touched on rude things, but usually stuck to his own. I do miss the old mucker. In a sticky situation, webby was often found wanting, but he never let it stop him doing his piece. Webby was guilty of a crime of passion, and who can honestly say, that at one time or another they hav'nt had exactly the same passion for themselves, I know I have!!
Webby is a bit naughty sometimes, but everybody has flopped a whoppa on the table at sometime innit !!
and another thing!----what the flop is "whats that all about" all about?---eh?----eh?---If someone dos'nt know what something is all about, then there are encyclopedias, dictionaries and super fast search engines freely available all over the fluppin planet!!---So if you don't know what something is all about, floppin find out about it for yourself, and stop asking other people what that is all about!!!---flops sake---whats that all about?--eh?---eh?!!
hi peepers in the windows, well apparently this thread isn't good enough to win thread of the flopwit week!!
Because there are so many better threads all over the place, like swearing at the fluppin tables for flops sake!!
Or a 1000 point floppin deep stack!!, where sky is ripping us off for 1000 fluppin points that are worth flup all in the floppin first place, and flup all in the fleppin second place!!
And people starting a floppin thread to say goodbye, and then starting another one to say fluppin hello again!!
And then we get the floppin calm police coming on to tell us all to calm fluppin down!!
Well---- I just put some baked bacon in the oven, and if this fluppin thread has'nt won thread of the week by the time it is done, then thats it for the technical team----- I will floppin take them apart, then I will put them back together again---And I wont be following no haynes fluppin manual either, I can fluppin tell ya!!!!!
-- I just put some baked bacon in the oven, and if this fluppin thread has'nt won thread of the week by the time it is done, then thats it for the technical team----- I will floppin take them apart, then I will put them back together again---And I wont be following no haynes fluppin manual either, I can fluppin tell ya!!!!! Posted by oynutter
LOL YOU TRULY ARE A TOTAL AND COMPLETE NUTTER. I WILL NOMINATE YOUR THREAD RIGHT NOW COS I HAVE LAUGHED AT IT (AT LAST LOL)
well a big thank you to you airwalker, the technical team has a temporary reprieve.
what is more ( a floppin lot more) I will tell you how to make the best bacon butty in the whole flopwit world ever!
First you get an unsmoked joint (no, not a spliff!!!), of back bacon (thats the joint they slice rashers from)--0.8---1kg should be big enough joint
boil the joint for an hour, take it out of the water and put it in the oven at 150 degrees, after 5 minutes, take it out of the oven and completely cover it with "biona" organic pear and apple spread (like 3mm thick)---then put about 2 teaspoons of colmans mustard all over it----then cover it with bread crumbs and bake it for 20--25 mins at 150 degrees
when you take it out of the oven, let it stand for 20 mins-----you now have the tastiest piece of meat you have ever had in ya floppin life mate!!!----if you make a bacon sandwich out of this, and its not the tastiest one you ever had, then your gob is faulty and you really must see the doctor !!--or annie duke
You dont get any nuttier than a donut because a donut as no nuts which is nutty in its self! What was this thread about again??????????????? Posted by Donut64
Oy donut, I am floppin nuttier than a donut I'll have you know. I am nuttier than a coconut filled with peanut butter and put in a bag of walnuts and left in lost property at NUT TREE airport, then retrieved again and sent to brazil to join a nut picking co-operative run by rehabilitating drug barons that had to give up smuggling coke because they simply hav'nt got the nuts anymore---so there!!!
There are 6 billion people on the planet, if 1 billion of them are beside themselves with worrying about this, how many people are actually on the planet?----wheres merenovice?
In Response to Re: OY!! A NUTTER WILL WIN THREAD OF THE WEEK!!!--OR ELSE!!!!! : Oy donut, I am floppin nuttier than a donut I'll have you know. I am nuttier than a coconut filled with peanut butter and put in a bag of walnuts and left in lost property at NUT TREE airport, then retrieved again and sent to brazil to join a nut picking co-operative run by rehabilitating drug barons that had to give up smuggling coke because they simply hav'nt got the nuts anymore---so there!!! Posted by oynutter
PMSL!!!
It's all very well being a bit odd, but are you nuttier than nutella??? Sounds more fishy than a Mark II Cortina from Rita Sue & Bob....
RIGHT---THATS IT !!! The systematic total destruction of the sky technical team is now underway!!---Don't say I did'nt warn you----All I ever wanted was to win the thread of the week competition, and now look what you've made me do---Was it too much to ask---eh?----eh----this thread could easily win, but no---it seems humpty floppin dumpty has got more chance---Typical !!---Well just you lot remember, and next time you need the technical team, you can reflect upon where you put your precious fluppin vote!!!
RIGHT---THATS IT !!! The systematic total destruction of the sky technical team is now underway!!---Don't say I did'nt warn you----All I ever wanted was to win the thread of the week competition, and now look what you've made me do---Was it too much to ask---eh?----eh----this thread could easily win, but no---it seems humpty floppin dumpty has got more chance---Typical !!---Well just you lot remember, and next time you need the technical team, you can reflect upon where you put your precious fluppin vote!!! Posted by oynutter
I bet it woz you wot hit them nice happy table-tekki team over the head with a sockfull of brazillians? and woz that wot lost that dohhhhhh geezas money eh? eh???
I'll warn you, he's flopping nuttier than nutella right now innit - best hide in yer shell til he get's his dohhhhh back!!!!
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sky des will undoubtedly come on this thread within half a second or so and tell us that the download is just around the corner, and down the road a bit, and around that slight bend, and second on the left, and up the small hill, and past the pub on the right, and across the road from the phone box, and straight across the roundabout, and under the bridge, and left at the lights, and hang on a minute, I think we've lost it.
Webby is a bit naughty sometimes, but everybody has flopped a whoppa on the table at sometime innit !!
Because there are so many better threads all over the place, like swearing at the fluppin tables for flops sake!!
Or a 1000 point floppin deep stack!!, where sky is ripping us off for 1000 fluppin points that are worth flup all in the floppin first place, and flup all in the fleppin second place!!
And people starting a floppin thread to say goodbye, and then starting another one to say fluppin hello again!!
And then we get the floppin calm police coming on to tell us all to calm fluppin down!!
Well---- I just put some baked bacon in the oven, and if this fluppin thread has'nt won thread of the week by the time it is done, then thats it for the technical team----- I will floppin take them apart, then I will put them back together again---And I wont be following no haynes fluppin manual either, I can fluppin tell ya!!!!!
HOPED YOU ENJOYED YOUR BAKED BACON BUTTY LOLOL
what is more ( a floppin lot more) I will tell you how to make the best bacon butty in the whole flopwit world ever!
First you get an unsmoked joint (no, not a spliff!!!), of back bacon (thats the joint they slice rashers from)--0.8---1kg should be big enough joint
boil the joint for an hour, take it out of the water and put it in the oven at 150 degrees, after 5 minutes, take it out of the oven and completely cover it with "biona" organic pear and apple spread (like 3mm thick)---then put about 2 teaspoons of colmans mustard all over it----then cover it with bread crumbs and bake it for 20--25 mins at 150 degrees
when you take it out of the oven, let it stand for 20 mins-----you now have the tastiest piece of meat you have ever had in ya floppin life mate!!!----if you make a bacon sandwich out of this, and its not the tastiest one you ever had, then your gob is faulty and you really must see the doctor !!--or annie duke
The good thing about donuts is that you can smoke through them...
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It's all very well being a bit odd, but are you nuttier than nutella??? Sounds more fishy than a Mark II Cortina from Rita Sue & Bob....
Are you sure you're nut just a walnut-wannabe?
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I'll warn you, he's flopping nuttier than nutella right now innit - best hide in yer shell til he get's his dohhhhh back!!!!
You nut
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