I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER

IRISHROVER

  ok this is laughable ,

  she maybe a he so we call it a **** ,

  i knock the **** out in a 2 pound dym omaha game [ not a misprint ]

  i was 40/60 behind in the call ,

  it was the bubble i was big stacked [ no lisa maire just in chips ],

  so the **** was smallstacked  [ most probaly in more ways then one ]

  the **** gets outdrarwn ,

  and all **** breaks loose,

  now the **** is following me around the tables [ nope the zipper is tied ] ,

  so i am been taunted for the last 3 weeks now ,

  helpppppppppppp !!!!!!!!!!!

  all advice well come in how to shake a **** off !

  

 

Tikay10

Sorry Rover, I'll desist with immediate effect.

emilyegg

I`ve told you 10 times now to stop being a Codhead..............;0)




Was it the same lass from the other night?.....I think Irishraver should "have a word"

bennydip2

Tell her your the Dr ....



















Dr Hannibal Lector ..and your coming to  get  her ........aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AIRWALKER

Just simply tell Blackfish to get over it and move on or you will go round to his student res and burn all his course work lol

dav1964

Dont EVER call when ure behind lol

IRISHROVER

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Sorry Rover, I'll desist with immediate effect.
Posted by Tikay10

wish i could choose to abstain also,

but i seem to be,
 
the poor most misfortunate one,
 
that this has been thrown upon !

Machka

In Response to I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER:

all advice well come in how to shake a **** off !     
Posted by IRISHROVER

I would recommend you don't do this.

OMahonyO

you are lucky rover.  I have always wanted a stalker

GREGHOGG

IRISHROVER


i have just realised


that every sentence you write


has a large space in between...


im probably just slow in catching on


As for your ****...


my advice is not really repeatable on here


but i would probably tell them to go away, forcefully...


Hoggers



p.s im drunk

TRIP5

Lucky G I T ...lol

x

IRISHROVER

In Response to Re: I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER / AND SHE/HE AINT NICE / READ ON / ADVICE PLEASE!:

I`ve told you 10 times now to stop being a Codhead..............;0) Was it the same lass from the other night?.....I think Irishraver should "have a word"
Posted by emilyegg

yep same fe/he/she/male,

oh i long for life too return to its normal self !

oh how does one shake this [ **** ] human abnormality from ones life ?

Neildown

In Response to I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER:

  ok this is laughable ,   she maybe a he so we call it a **** ,   i knock the **** out in a 2 pound dym omaha game [ not a misprint ]   i was 40/60 behind in the call ,   it was the bubble i was big stacked [ no lisa maire just in chips ],   so the **** was smallstacked  [ most probaly in more ways then one ]   the **** gets outdrarwn ,   and all **** breaks loose,   now the **** is following me around the tables [ nope the zipper is tied ] ,   so i am been taunted for the last 3 weeks now ,   helpppppppppppp !!!!!!!!!!!   all advice well come in how to shake a **** off !     
Posted by IRISHROVER

I want one

IRISHROVER

In Response to Re: I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER / AND SHE/HE AINT NICE / READ ON / ADVICE PLEASE!:

Tell her your the Dr .... Dr Hannibal Lector ..and your coming to  get  her ........aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by bennydip2

 ty for the advice benny ,

 but i fear for my free-range bunny ,

 this **** is of the bunny boiler type .

elsadog

We should have a stalker exchange section on here. I'll swap mine for yours if you like but you will get unpleasant personal messages from time to time. I have two stalkers at the moment so I'm rather over-indulging, and so I'm quite willing to transfer one to any interested party. Stalkers are the new fashion accessory and every poker player should have one.

emilyegg

Just lob it a bone.......;0)......preferably one that's been out-of-date for a bit.

If that fails, then diversion to the Egg is not a problem.

Waifs, Strays and Vagabonds can be taught basic things.

There is no such thing as a lost cause.........

IRISHROVER

In Response to Re: I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER:

Just simply tell Blackfish to get over it and move on or you will go round to his student res and burn all his course work lol
Posted by AIRWALKER

you may be on too something here ,

blackfish is always off line when i am been stalked,

maybe its blackfish cross dressing .

yep maybe blackfish is a transvestite !


mmmmmmm  !!!!!!!

Lisa_Marie

WHAT?!!! Just the ONE Rover

emilyegg

I would be more worried about snakes

IRISHROVER

In Response to Re: I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER:

Dont EVER call when ure behind lol
Posted by dav1964

now you tell me ty for nowt dave lol !

IRISHROVER

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In Response to I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER : I would recommend you don't do this.
Posted by Machka

i think this is sensible advice mac ,

i wont ty ,

it would only result in prolonging the pain !