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Most unlikely news headline of the year?

Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 169,783
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Daniel Khalife pleads not guilty to Wandsworth prison escape


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66876658
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 169,783
    edited September 2023

    So the fella who disappeared from the prison & was not found until 3 days later in Ruislip is saying he did NOT escape?


    He must have a very good lawyer.

    Any suggestions as to what his defence will be?



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  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 35,922
    Tikay10 said:


    Daniel Khalife pleads not guilty to Wandsworth prison escape


    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66876658
    Cant disagree with that.
    Here is another one.

    Eighty prison staff absent on day Daniel Khalife escaped


    The Ministry of Justice (MoJ) has insisted that Wandsworth prison was adequately staffed on the day terror suspect, Daniel Khalife, escaped.

    Prisons minister, Damien Hinds, announced earlier that 80 prison officers - nearly 40% of expected staff - had not turned up for their shift.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66819565
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,069
    edited September 2023
    " I went to the Toilet " Driver ask me to check the Van back Axle when he drove off dumped me in Ruislip ......
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  • tai-gartai-gar Member Posts: 2,689
    So obvious.

    The magnets in his pockets got stuck to the underside of the lorry as it drove by.

    End of story.

    Not guilty.
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  • DoublemeDoubleme Member Posts: 2,150
    Tikay10 said:


    So the fella who disappeared from the prison & was not found until 3 days later in Ruislip is saying he did NOT escape?


    He must have a very good lawyer.

    Any suggestions as to what his defence will be?



    They hate our country and are an enemy of the state they want to do as much damage as possible. They know there is no chance they can win that is not the objective. The objective is to cost us as much time and resources as possible. So they would put up any defence they can to delay and add cost to the whole project process.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,069
    edited September 2023
    Alien Abduction " Went to sleep woke up in Ruislip " Most upset missed Breakfast. sob!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,069
    Defence Lawyers say " It was just a friendly game of Hide & Seek "
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,069
    Solicitors vying for the case put up " Sleepwalking " and should be entered in the
    book of Records.
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  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 35,922
    HAYSIE said:

    Tikay10 said:


    Daniel Khalife pleads not guilty to Wandsworth prison escape


    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66876658
    Cant disagree with that.
    Here is another one.

    Eighty prison staff absent on day Daniel Khalife escaped


    The Ministry of Justice (MoJ) has insisted that Wandsworth prison was adequately staffed on the day terror suspect, Daniel Khalife, escaped.

    Prisons minister, Damien Hinds, announced earlier that 80 prison officers - nearly 40% of expected staff - had not turned up for their shift.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66819565
    I dont suppose that there is a private sector company anywhere in the world that would employ 200 staff, if they could operate efficiently with 120.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,069
    Me Mum couldn't visit because no staff available, as she was upset she asked me to pop round to her. I had no Money hitched a lift but the driver ran over me. I manage to grab the back Axle and hold on. I was on my way back walking when these kind policemen gave me a ride back Wandsworth. hic!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,069
    Prison guard told me "Get lost" they're short staffed.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,069
    Prisoners right to try and escape / not my fault I succeeded .
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  • TheEdge949TheEdge949 Member Posts: 5,689
    Sorry I saw the thread title and expected to see Spurs top at Christmas
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