Jimmy Kimmel pleads with New York judge to weigh Trump while he's under oath
Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel returned on Monday after the writer's strike ended. He told his audience that the crew knew that they were back to work when their parents began sending text messages with notes for the show.
"Please don't make the whole monologue about Trump," Kimmel read from Josh's mom.
"That is a no-can-do. I am backed up like you cannot believe," said Kimmel. "And he's taunting us. He was here in California over the weekend for a fundraiser."
Kimmel played a clip of Trump talking about the low-flow showers in California, which he said means rich people in Beverly Hills stink.
"That ridiculous man had the nuclear codes for four years," Kimmel recalled. "Wait until he finds out about the showers in prison.
Another comment Kimmel loved was Trump saying that now California has had all the rain they should use it to keep their forests damp so they don't catch on fire.
"Supporters from all around the southland paid $600 a pop for bright new ideas like this," said Kimmel. "He is so right. Why didn't we think of dampening the forest? That should be his slogan for 2024. DTF, dampen the forests."
"Trump is now facing 91 felony counts. 91 felony counts," he said to audience applause. "It's like all of Melania's birthday wishes came true at once. Every time something Trump happened in the news, I would get texts asking me if I was bummed we didn't have a show that night, and mostly, I was fine. But the one that really got me was when they booked Trump in Georgia, and he self-reported his weight at 215 pounds. I almost crossed the picket line for that. If I were the judge in the case he has going in New York right now, I'd start the trial by saying 'Look, we're gonna get to the fraud thing, but first? Hop up on this scale, big fella.' If he's 215 pounds, that means he is 30 pounds lighter than his last physical. When he was president, he was 245 pounds. which means he is either lying or the colonel is now frying his chicken in Ozempic." He went on to talk about the mugshot, how serious Trump looked, and the way he turned it into a money-maker.
"And he made a t-shirt out of it to sell to his fans. Now this, to me, is classic Donald Trump. He's selling a 'Never Surrender' shirt with a picture of him in the act of surrendering on it," Kimmel cracked up.
Kimmel played the clip of Trump at the courthouse in Manhattan Monday when he ranted about the assessment value of his properties.
"Only Donald Trump would try to inflate the value of his assets while on trial for inflating the value of his assets," he said.
"Trump attacks the judge in his fraud trial, saying he's 'getting away with murder,' while standing directly outside his courtroom door"
On the face of it, not the wisest tactic.
He's really not vey bright at all, is he?
A bit like the kidnapper of the 9 year old missing girl in the US, who deposited the ransom note in her parents mailbox, with his fingerprints all over it.
Trump shares bizarre court sketch of him sitting next to Jesus at civil fraud trial
Mike Sington Just when you think he’s stooped to a new low, he gets even more offensive. Trump posts “court sketch” image of himself seated next to Jesus in court. Who, exactly, are these MAGA rubes that still support him? All of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
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https://uk.yahoo.com/news/trump-attacks-judge-fraud-trial-192012190.html
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/trump-branded-wounded-killed-american-002524071.html
On the face of it, not the wisest tactic.
He's really not very bright at all, is he?
Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel returned on Monday after the writer's strike ended. He told his audience that the crew knew that they were back to work when their parents began sending text messages with notes for the show.
"Please don't make the whole monologue about Trump," Kimmel read from Josh's mom.
"That is a no-can-do. I am backed up like you cannot believe," said Kimmel. "And he's taunting us. He was here in California over the weekend for a fundraiser."
Kimmel played a clip of Trump talking about the low-flow showers in California, which he said means rich people in Beverly Hills stink.
"That ridiculous man had the nuclear codes for four years," Kimmel recalled. "Wait until he finds out about the showers in prison.
Another comment Kimmel loved was Trump saying that now California has had all the rain they should use it to keep their forests damp so they don't catch on fire.
"Supporters from all around the southland paid $600 a pop for bright new ideas like this," said Kimmel. "He is so right. Why didn't we think of dampening the forest? That should be his slogan for 2024. DTF, dampen the forests."
"Trump is now facing 91 felony counts. 91 felony counts," he said to audience applause. "It's like all of Melania's birthday wishes came true at once. Every time something Trump happened in the news, I would get texts asking me if I was bummed we didn't have a show that night, and mostly, I was fine. But the one that really got me was when they booked Trump in Georgia, and he self-reported his weight at 215 pounds. I almost crossed the picket line for that. If I were the judge in the case he has going in New York right now, I'd start the trial by saying 'Look, we're gonna get to the fraud thing, but first? Hop up on this scale, big fella.' If he's 215 pounds, that means he is 30 pounds lighter than his last physical. When he was president, he was 245 pounds. which means he is either lying or the colonel is now frying his chicken in Ozempic."
He went on to talk about the mugshot, how serious Trump looked, and the way he turned it into a money-maker.
"And he made a t-shirt out of it to sell to his fans. Now this, to me, is classic Donald Trump. He's selling a 'Never Surrender' shirt with a picture of him in the act of surrendering on it," Kimmel cracked up.
Kimmel played the clip of Trump at the courthouse in Manhattan Monday when he ranted about the assessment value of his properties.
"Only Donald Trump would try to inflate the value of his assets while on trial for inflating the value of his assets," he said.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/jimmy-kimmel-pleads-with-new-york-judge-to-weigh-trump-while-he-s-under-oath/ar-AA1hBZ3m?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=c1aceb1b7f644337a11baea36a1138bb&ei=63
You can't make this stuff up.
"Only Donald Trump would try to inflate the value of his assets while on trial for inflating the value of his assets,"
Mike Sington
Just when you think he’s stooped to a new low, he gets even more offensive. Trump posts “court sketch” image of himself seated next to Jesus in court. Who, exactly, are these MAGA rubes that still support him? All of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/trump-shares-bizarre-court-sketch-125612054.html
They say the Trial should run until December. But I do hope the sentence is delivered at Easter
The other figure is a bloated, bigoted, mysoginistic, reprehensible, womanising, lying, fraudster and is portrayed absolutely spot on.
rofl.
He really has well & truly lost the plot.
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/trump-ordered-shut-face-30-200600193.html
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/trump-lawyer-s-motion-to-dismiss-likened-to-monty-python-s-dead-parrot-in-judicial-smackdown/ar-AA1hNpQn?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=ed35d63169c444a1ab4fd209fdbc2256&ei=44
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/fury-as-donald-trump-says-immigrants-poison-blood-of-us/ar-AA1hNloa?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=ed35d63169c444a1ab4fd209fdbc2256&ei=70