Pro tips for the anyone wanting to change from a never winning a Sky Christmas draw loser to a winner winner.
1) whilst playing your tables when it's not your turn to act. Click your mouse frantically on areas away from the buttons. This tricks the RNG into thinking you are playing way more hands than you are and will reward you with a prize eventually.
2) Psychic Visualization: Close your eyes, visualize the prize in vivid detail, and telepathically communicate with the random number generator. Convince yourself that your mental connection will sway the outcome in your favor.
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Pro tips for the anyone wanting to change from a never winning a Sky Christmas draw loser to a winner winner.
1) whilst playing your tables when it's not your turn to act. Click your mouse frantically on areas away from the buttons. This tricks the RNG into thinking you are playing way more hands than you are and will reward you with a prize eventually.
2) Psychic Visualization: Close your eyes, visualize the prize in vivid detail, and telepathically communicate with the random number generator. Convince yourself that your mental connection will sway the outcome in your favor.
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I tried this and have now developed RSI in my hand. On the basis that this may prevent me playing poker for a few days over the Christmas period I think I may be due some compensation. I have calculated my expected winnings at 34p over said period and would appreciate you sending a cheque for that amount to prevent further legal action.
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1) whilst playing your tables when it's not your turn to act. Click your mouse frantically on areas away from the buttons.
This tricks the RNG into thinking you are playing way more hands than you are and will reward you with a prize eventually.
2) Psychic Visualization: Close your eyes, visualize the prize in vivid detail, and telepathically communicate with the random number generator. Convince yourself that your mental connection will sway the outcome in your favor.
VBOL
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DISCLAIMER: This information is not financial or legal advice. Using tips provided herein is entirely at your own risk. The author and contributors are not responsible for any consequences that may arise from the use of this information. Please consult with a qualified professional for financial or legal advice tailored to your specific situation.
In your face @Enut .
*2nd edit.
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Oh and happy Christmas!