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Divorce advice.
My wife asked me to pick up some bits from the shop.
I asked her to write it down for my protection and future evidence.
She writes down.
2 Bottles 1 litre Water Still
2 pints semi skimmed milk.
At the shop, there were no 1 litre bottles of water.
I ended up getting a 2 litre bottle and 2 pints of milk
Went I got back it's, what the **** is this, that's a whole 2 litres when she specifically asked for 2x I litre.
When it was eventually my turn to talk she accepted they didn't have any.
She wasn't done with me yet.
Apparently she wanted 1 carton with 2 pints of milk in it.
Not 2 cartons with 1 pint in each.
FML
I asked her to write it down for my protection and future evidence.
She writes down.
2 Bottles 1 litre Water Still
2 pints semi skimmed milk.
At the shop, there were no 1 litre bottles of water.
I ended up getting a 2 litre bottle and 2 pints of milk
Went I got back it's, what the **** is this, that's a whole 2 litres when she specifically asked for 2x I litre.
When it was eventually my turn to talk she accepted they didn't have any.
She wasn't done with me yet.
Apparently she wanted 1 carton with 2 pints of milk in it.
Not 2 cartons with 1 pint in each.
FML
Comments
Don't go home unless instructions are followed to the letter.
As an Errand Boy you are expected to know that 1 litre is roughly 1.75 pints. You should also be aware that there are 8 pints in a gallon, which is equal to about 4.5 litres.
Excuse, if you dare.
Brexit is responsible for the confusion not you........ tell her from a distance.
just that if your going to make such a big decision that will have an impact on your life you need to take time to get level headed and be sure your making the right decision.
from experience of what I have seen in my past relationships (not current one going five+ years strong) when a girl suddenly turns unreasonable on one small things frequently it has been that they were cheating on me and its a psychological thing where they have to convince themselves that I am a ***** in order to justify their behaviour to themselves. I have witnessed this in many of my friends relationships too when that happens.
Of course please understand I am not for a second suggesting your wife is cheating on you how could I know that I have got nothing to go on, just noting I have seen that pattern before.
When it has been guys cheating on the girl they tend to show a lot less interest sexually and make bare minimum effort in the relationship and round the house. Not that is relevant but just thought I would put it from the other side so I am not called sexist.
though have seen both these behaviours on both sides for different reasons on personal stuff.
Of course sometimes people are just nasty horrible people from the beginning....
Maybe shouldn't have commented but feel for you as I have been in nasty relationships in the past and it can be ****.
Good decision David, we need to see those AI images used more sparingly please.
I know them well and true
It is everything we say
And everything we do
Meanwhile-on a lighter note....
A man takes his son for his very first day at school.
Teacher sees the Dad is nervous, and invites him in for a while.
"What's this a picture of?"
"A bow wow"
"Wrong. It is a dog. You're at school now. Enough of this baby talk". This one?"
"A moo cow"
"No. What have I just told you. No more baby talk."
The Dad leaves, fearful for his son.
Picks his son up.
"How was school son?"
"Really good"
"Really? That teacher seemed really fierce"
"No. Think that was just for show while you were there. She read us a book in the afternoon."
"What was the book?"
"Winnie the Sh1t"
bit below the belt though wasnt really called for.
I was trying to have a bit of fun with you but obviously didn't come across that way, i should think before i post , apologies again
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below the belt Grooming .