How much could I sell my waste for?

Doubleme · August 1

So noticing that Cy Twombly can sell scriblles on paper that look like a 3 year old produced them for $millions this modern art is slightly interesting. Not that I would ever want to own any of it as its crud, unless I can sell it on for large money that is. I do wonder though if the next time I was sick instead of throwing up down the toilet if I threw up onto a canvas and framed this and claimed some sort of arty nonsense could I sell this for millions?

seriously modern art is a total joke.