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VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ

BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
edited April 2010 in Poker Chat
Two squirrels are playing poker, one turns to the other and says...

I've got the nuts.
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  • Donut64Donut64 Member Posts: 2,666
    edited April 2010
    And the other one says yes I know! For gods sake let go! :) In Response to VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ:
    Two squirrels are playing poker, one turns to the other and says... I've got the nuts.
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  • ybyb Member Posts: 1,471
    edited April 2010
    Haha quality

    Thread of the week I think!
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  • AIRWALKERAIRWALKER Member Posts: 680
    edited April 2010
    Two peanuts walking down the street.....one was assaulted.........
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  • Donut64Donut64 Member Posts: 2,666
    edited April 2010
    And you should be roasted for that one! :) In Response to Re: VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ:
    Two peanuts walking down the street.....one was assaulted.........
    Posted by AIRWALKER
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  • FlutNushFlutNush Member Posts: 371
    edited April 2010
    Two owls in a tree. One says “I've just got engaged”, the other owl asks “You twit. To who?”
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  • IMAROCKIMAROCK Member Posts: 135
    edited April 2010
    one sky poker technician says to the other "f u u     kkk work,, lets go home" :P
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  • TRIP5TRIP5 Member Posts: 3,618
    edited April 2010
    The big Chimney says to the little chimney
     
    'You're too young to smoke!!'

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  • -Typhoon--Typhoon- Member Posts: 288
    edited April 2010

    Two snakes are talking.

    One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?"

    The other replays, "Yes,why?..."

    "I just bit ma lip."

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  • TORTUS007TORTUS007 Member Posts: 456
    edited April 2010
    A blokes snake had had a baby snake, and he looked after it and cared for it.When it had grown quite a bit, he sold it to a breeder at the market. when he was at the market the next week with his mate, he saw his snake, so he turned to his mate and said:
    "I knew him when he didn't have a pot to hiss in"
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