What do you find yourself thinking about the most?

Williams12

What is it

goldon

Now let me think....... Mm!

goldon

Aha! Where did I leave my clothes. ?

stokefc

My team, it's like Chinese torture, for a fleeting moment I wished I were a glory hunter then I give mesen a slap and normality ensues because I couldn't stoop so low

Enut

goldon said:

Aha! Where did I leave my clothes. ?

I must go down to the sea again,
to the lonely sea and the sky;
I left my shoes and socks there -
I wonder if they're dry?

Spike Milligan

TheEdge949

On a serious note and don't all rush to conclusions but my answer is death. My own and probably on my terms and at my choosing.

Like I said I'm not holding a razor blade or such like but considering I was looking to check out 11 years ago I'm not naive enough to think that at some point I'm not just going to say "check please" pay the bill and see what's next.

Sorry to darken the mood but hey ask a question and I will give an honest answer.

Essexphil

Enut said:

goldon said:

Aha! Where did I leave my clothes. ?

I must go down to the sea again,
to the lonely sea and the sky;
I left my shoes and socks there -
I wonder if they're dry?

Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan. Author of the World's Shortest poem. Entitled

"An Ode to the Longevity of Fleas". It is:-

"Adam.
'ad'em"

Or-

"Roses be Red
Nuts be Brown
Petticoats up
Trousers down"

A hero of mine. Was once acting in a case that also involved him.

He rang me up to call me a c*nt

Enut

Spike used to live not far from me, we went to the same physio. Spike used to get quite a lot of back problems and suffered with back pain for many years.

Back in the day physios could prescribe pain killers and one day Spike phoned Alan (the physio) and said he was in a lot of pain and hadn't slept in days, could Alan prescribe him something that would help him sleep? Alan said he could, Spike asked if it would mean he could get a good night's sleep and Alan promised it would.

At 3 am the next morning Alan's phone rang, he picked it up, 'Lying B*stard' was all he heard, then Spike put the phone down!

Tikay10

Enut

Tikay10 said:

I don't think that's his, his is in a graveyard in Winchelsea and engraved in Irish, although it says similar when translated.

goldon

he is actually buried with a headstone that reads (in Irish) "I told you I was ill."

goldon

Best of Spike brought the House down with this.....

https://youtu.be/TkOAUht3G5o?t=55