You need to be logged in to your Sky Poker account above to post discussions and comments.

You might need to refresh your page afterwards.

The year is 2029......

MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,617

Nigel Farage declares a National Weeks Holiday as his Political Party MBGA (Make Britain Great Again) wins the General Election.

It was a narrow victory against the IRA (Islam Republic Association) but they just got over the line thanks to the late recount of the 10 - 15 year old votes.

The Supreme Leader of the United States, Elon, has already sent a congratulatory drone over.

Large queues have already formed in the remaining 100 public houses to celebrate the occasion, with many of the pubs slashing half pint prices from £35 each to £27.50 each.

The M25 wall has temporarily been de-electrified to allow visitors in and out for the first time in 15 months.

All 3 of the Royal Family have sent messages of congratulations from their prison complex in Guernsey.


All The George Orwell Society have just been seen leaving the country via the Scottish Independent Space Station. Destiny unknown.


«1

Comments

  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,382
    The M25 wall has temporarily been de-electrified to allow visitors in and out for the first time in 15 months.

    All 3 of the Royal Family have sent messages of congratulations from their prison complex in Guernsey.

    Sounds like a plan
  • EnutEnut Member Posts: 3,517
    MAXALLY said:


    Nigel Farage declares a National Weeks Holiday as his Political Party MBGA (Make Britain Great Again) wins the General Election.

    It was a narrow victory against the IRA (Islam Republic Association) but they just got over the line thanks to the late recount of the 10 - 15 year old votes.

    The Supreme Leader of the United States, Elon, has already sent a congratulatory drone over.

    Large queues have already formed in the remaining 100 public houses to celebrate the occasion, with many of the pubs slashing half pint prices from £35 each to £27.50 each.

    The M25 wall has temporarily been de-electrified to allow visitors in and out for the first time in 15 months.

    All 3 of the Royal Family have sent messages of congratulations from their prison complex in Guernsey.


    All The George Orwell Society have just been seen leaving the country via the Scottish Independent Space Station. Destiny unknown.


    @Doubleme, just to clarify, this post is a joke i.e. not to be taken seriously. :D
  • DoublemeDoubleme Member Posts: 2,141
    lucy4 said:

    2029 and @Doubleme has finally emerged from his five year stint in his new job of impregnating the Russian sex slaves, sporting a skinhead and wearing a Southampton football shirt he heads to the Na zi pub where he is greeted with rapturous applause and is immediately promoted to leader of the pack.

    Yeah It would be difficult to imagine any scenario where I could commit mass rape but I cant imagine any scenario where I would support southampton football club.

    Of course I am been silly obviously I would be more likely to support southampton football club then rape. I have made the comment before wondering whether it is better to focus on oneself first or devote oneself entirely to others. In reality its not a binary there is a middle ground I could never be completely selfless to my total detriment nor could I ever be so self focused and selfish. I would take a bullet in the head or even decades of torture before I impregnated non consenting sex slaves. I just could not be that evil or selfish regardless of the pressure put on me to do so.

    Also there is no reality what so ever where NAZI skin heads would welcome me as one of their own I am from Jewish Ancestry.
  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,617
    lucy4 said:

    2029 and @Doubleme has finally emerged from his five year stint in his new job of impregnating the Russian sex slaves, sporting a skinhead and wearing a Southampton football shirt he heads to the Na zi pub where he is greeted with rapturous applause and is immediately promoted to leader of the pack.

    @Doubleme, just to clarify, this post is a joke i.e. not to be taken seriously. :disappointed:
  • EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 8,762
    MAXALLY said:

    lucy4 said:

    2029 and @Doubleme has finally emerged from his five year stint in his new job of impregnating the Russian sex slaves, sporting a skinhead and wearing a Southampton football shirt he heads to the Na zi pub where he is greeted with rapturous applause and is immediately promoted to leader of the pack.

    @Doubleme, just to clarify, this post is a joke i.e. not to be taken seriously. :disappointed:
    Thought the particularly clever bit was calling Musk the "Supreme Leader". Because he could not be President. You can be a Bankrupt. A Criminal. Even a kiddy fiddler. But you do have to be born in the USA.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,040

    @TheEdge949. With Wife on track to Everest base Camp on Nelly ready for final push to summit.


  • EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 8,762
    Diet has worked wonders, Mark :)
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,040
    Sorry I called him Nelly..... Oops!
  • lucy4lucy4 Member Posts: 7,925
    2029 - After failing to win anything Ange Postecoglou is finally sacked but new Tottenham manager Harry Kane assures the fans he's confident of delivering a trophy in his first season...
  • EnutEnut Member Posts: 3,517
    MAXALLY said:

    Essexphil said:

    Diet has worked wonders, Mark :)

    Which one is mark? B)
    My 'let's try not to offend anyone today' filter prevented me from posting similar or even 'lolling' at your post, funny though it was! (No offence meant @TheEdge949)
  • DoublemeDoubleme Member Posts: 2,141
    edited November 6
    So on a serious note I think it will go like this Trump will pull out of NATO and say America first refusing to protect NATO countries.

    Now next comes Russias move a declaration of war on NATO, the stance will be thus NATO was an alliance made to stand up to Russia it is an alliance against Russia. Russias stance will be leave NATO now or we will declare war on you we will use nukes and everything at our disposal without America many countries will a few wont.

    Among the countries that wont will likely be the United Kingdom, Poland Germany and France. Why because Russia will seek vengeance on all of us for supporting Ukraine Russia is coming for us whether in NATO or not, so we may as well stand together.

    but make no mistake we cannot hold off Russia North Korea and Iran let alone a myraid of other countries that will come for most likely Argentina and Brazil.

    It will likely be North Koreans taking our streets and they will be brutal and merciless. Now some may think this is ridicolous to suggest Yes if everyone else stayed out of the fight and it Was the United KIngdom vs North Korea one would think we should be able to win. However it wont be been backed by Russia and Iran at the very least they will take our streets.

    if we are not turned into cannon fodder in Russias army we will likely be put into forced labour In North Korean concentration camps and they will be brutal.
  • EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 8,762
    edited November 6
    Doubleme said:

    So on a serious note I think it will go like this Trump will pull out of NATO and say America first refusing to protect NATO countries.

    Now next comes Russias move a declaration of war on NATO, the stance will be thus NATO was an alliance made to stand up to Russia it is an alliance against Russia. Russias stance will be leave NATO now or we will declare war on you we will use nukes and everything at our disposal without America many countries will a few wont.

    Among the countries that wont will likely be the United Kingdom, Poland Germany and France. Why because Russia will seek vengeance on all of us for supporting Ukraine Russia is coming for us whether in NATO or not, so we may as well stand together.

    but make no mistake we cannot hold off Russia North Korea and Iran let alone a myraid of other countries that will come for most likely Argentina and Brazil.

    It will likely be North Koreans taking our streets and they will be brutal and merciless. Now some may think this is ridicolous to suggest Yes if everyone else stayed out of the fight and it Was the United KIngdom vs North Korea one would think we should be able to win. However it wont be been backed by Russia and Iran at the very least they will take our streets.

    if we are not turned into cannon fodder in Russias army we will likely be put into forced labour In North Korean concentration camps and they will be brutal.

    Most of that is nonsense. But let's look at the 1 bit with a grain of truth in it. NATO.

    NATO began life, as the acronym suggests, as the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation. It's Members were originally (unsurprisingly) countries with borders on the North Atlantic. It was there primarily to protect the USA's interests. To be the Western equivalent of what used to be the USA's big rival-Russia and the Warsaw Pact.

    Times change. Members change. And priorities change.

    The old Warsaw Pact has gone. Indeed, various former Members are now in NATO. And the primary purpose of NATO is now to protect Europe from Russia. Not America from Russia.

    That does not mean the USA is no longer interested in NATO. It is just that they expect far bigger contributions from the Countries that are now getting the biggest benefits from it, namely Europe.

    This is not just a Trump thing. His personality means that he speaks out on things that others shrink away from. Which is both a good thing and a bad thing.

    Ukraine is a classic example of this. It is on the border between Europe and Russia. Thousands of miles from the USA. The World is spending tens of £Billions every year propping up Ukraine militarily. And the main external beneficiaries of that are Europe. Not the USA. Not least because it is thousands of miles from the North Atlantic.

    It is not that the USA don't want to pay their fair share. It's just that what is their fair share has changed.
  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,824
    edited November 6
    Doubleme said:

    So on a serious note I think it will go like this Trump will pull out of NATO and say America first refusing to protect NATO countries.

    Now next comes Russias move a declaration of war on NATO, the stance will be thus NATO was an alliance made to stand up to Russia it is an alliance against Russia. Russias stance will be leave NATO now or we will declare war on you we will use nukes and everything at our disposal without America many countries will a few wont.

    Among the countries that wont will likely be the United Kingdom, Poland Germany and France. Why because Russia will seek vengeance on all of us for supporting Ukraine Russia is coming for us whether in NATO or not, so we may as well stand together.

    but make no mistake we cannot hold off Russia North Korea and Iran let alone a myraid of other countries that will come for most likely Argentina and Brazil.

    It will likely be North Koreans taking our streets and they will be brutal and merciless. Now some may think this is ridicolous to suggest Yes if everyone else stayed out of the fight and it Was the United KIngdom vs North Korea one would think we should be able to win. However it wont be been backed by Russia and Iran at the very least they will take our streets.

    if we are not turned into cannon fodder in Russias army we will likely be put into forced labour In North Korean concentration camps and they will be brutal.


  • DoublemeDoubleme Member Posts: 2,141
    Essexphil said:

    Doubleme said:

    So on a serious note I think it will go like this Trump will pull out of NATO and say America first refusing to protect NATO countries.

    Now next comes Russias move a declaration of war on NATO, the stance will be thus NATO was an alliance made to stand up to Russia it is an alliance against Russia. Russias stance will be leave NATO now or we will declare war on you we will use nukes and everything at our disposal without America many countries will a few wont.

    Among the countries that wont will likely be the United Kingdom, Poland Germany and France. Why because Russia will seek vengeance on all of us for supporting Ukraine Russia is coming for us whether in NATO or not, so we may as well stand together.

    but make no mistake we cannot hold off Russia North Korea and Iran let alone a myraid of other countries that will come for most likely Argentina and Brazil.

    It will likely be North Koreans taking our streets and they will be brutal and merciless. Now some may think this is ridicolous to suggest Yes if everyone else stayed out of the fight and it Was the United KIngdom vs North Korea one would think we should be able to win. However it wont be been backed by Russia and Iran at the very least they will take our streets.

    if we are not turned into cannon fodder in Russias army we will likely be put into forced labour In North Korean concentration camps and they will be brutal.

    Most of that is nonsense. But let's look at the 1 bit with a grain of truth in it. NATO.

    NATO began life, as the acronym suggests, as the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation. It's Members were originally (unsurprisingly) countries with borders on the North Atlantic. It was there primarily to protect the USA's interests. To be the Western equivalent of what used to be the USA's big rival-Russia and the Warsaw Pact.

    Times change. Members change. And priorities change.

    The old Warsaw Pact has gone. Indeed, various former Members are now in NATO. And the primary purpose of NATO is now to protect Europe from Russia. Not America from Russia.

    That does not mean the USA is no longer interested in NATO. It is just that they expect far bigger contributions from the Countries that are now getting the biggest benefits from it, namely Europe.

    This is not just a Trump thing. His personality means that he speaks out on things that others shrink away from. Which is both a good thing and a bad thing.

    Ukraine is a classic example of this. It is on the border between Europe and Russia. Thousands of miles from the USA. The World is spending tens of £Billions every year propping up Ukraine militarily. And the main external beneficiaries of that are Europe. Not the USA. Not least because it is thousands of miles from the North Atlantic.

    It is not that the USA don't want to pay their fair share. It's just that what is their fair share has changed.
    I mean we can go down the line of arguing the legality of this and the wording but I mean from Putins perspective NATO is an alliance against Russia. So he will target NATO when Trump pulls the USA out of NATO.

    Do you really believe that if PUTIN attacked North Macedonia Slovakia Latvia or Czech that Trump would take the USA to war with Russia to honour the NATO alliance?

    I just dont see that.
  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,824
    Russia would lose a non nuclear war with NATO
    If it went nuclear it's game over for everybody
  • EnutEnut Member Posts: 3,517
    Trump pulling the USA out of NATO would of course be a problem for NATO but do you really think that Putin is in a position to take the rest of Europe on, even without the USA? He hasn't even been able to complete his land grab of Ukraine, something that he thought would have taken a few days, in two and a half years and the ongoing war has weakened Russia's army massively.

    The ultimate threat is obviously the nuclear threat and thank goodness we have our own independent nuclear threat (anyone still for unilateral nuclear disarmament, in the hope that Russia then follows suit? No thought not).

    If Putin drops a nuclear bomb we're all f**ked, it doesn't matter what religion you are, the colour of your skin, your nationality (as it will escalate), or anything else really, it's good night Vienna. But let us hope he doesn't do it eh? Being scared is no way to live.

  • DoublemeDoubleme Member Posts: 2,141
    stokefc said:

    Russia would lose a non nuclear war with NATO
    If it went nuclear it's game over for everybody

    Well I agree with that but thats because NATO includes the USA and does not include China on Russias side take the USA out and the support of the USA out in all forms

    and put NATO against Russia without nukes and we lose.

    include the USA with NATO but put China on Russias side and we lose.

    but yes if nukes are not a thing and its NATO with the USA in NATO on our side fully participating against Russia alone Russia would lose just I dont think that would be the scenario.
Sign In or Register to comment.