Urgent question

Doubleme

So it appears that there are geniune rumours and real possibilities of me my girlfriend and a few friends doing a small trip half week or week in amsterdam in the coming months. Which raises a few absolutely vital questions.


1. do they have any decent burger places
2. most importantly how much Cheese can we bring back duty free etc per person. I asked copilot and it said 2kg but surely this has to be wrong as that isn't even a weeks supply of cheese for a single individual.

TheEdge949

Yes there are plenty of decent burger joints, fast food joints, every kind of joint. It's the Dam not outer Mongolia. You can even get a beer in Maccies and probably a joint.

If 4 and a half pounds of cheese doesnt last you a week I suggest you've tried too many joints already. Munchies anybody.

You may prefer a cookie in a cafe. Just don't let the GF stand in a window.

Have fun.

Doubleme

TheEdge949 said:

Yes there are plenty of decent burger joints, fast food joints, every kind of joint. It's the Dam not outer Mongolia. You can even get a beer in Maccies and probably a joint.

If 4 and a half pounds of cheese doesnt last you a week I suggest you've tried too many joints already. Munchies anybody.

You may prefer a cookie in a cafe. Just don't let the GF stand in a window.

Have fun.

No I dont need weed to consume cheese, cheese is a staple food.

In regards to your conversation rates its 2kg is 4.40925 pounds you could have said 4.4 or 4.41 pounds as rounding but had to take the biggest rounding you possibly could there.

there are also 2 of us so yeah 2kg wont last long. I suppose we could both take 2KG but surely this cant be right?

I mean I could try asking others in the group to use their allowance too but surely they too would want to bring as much cheese back for themselves as possible.

I mean I would want to bring back at least a few months supply.

HENDRIK62

serious question.....why waste anyones times with this c rap?
Just use google and 'gie us all peace'

Doubleme

HENDRIK62 said:

serious question.....why waste anyones times with this c rap?
Just use google and 'gie us all peace'

I am sure you were massively inconvienced by having to read this, have you considered therepy?

copilot says 2kg but google says no limit so its not clear.and the government page isnt clear it mentions goats milk cheese but not specifically cows milk cheese from amsterdam.

stokefc

I dunno , going to Amsterdam and thinking about cheese
That Dutch cheese is rubbery rubbish
Enjoy your break

kapowblamz

Without hating, i must say, that no one cares how much you like cheese. Why would they?

TheEdge949

Going to Amsterdam and worrying about cheese is a bit like getting snowed in at a remote pub and worrying if you'll get a parking ticket.

Oh and a word of advice if you and the gf both go, one of you will not have a great time.

Doubleme

TheEdge949 said:

Going to Amsterdam and worrying about cheese is a bit like getting snowed in at a remote pub and worrying if you'll get a parking ticket.

Oh and a word of advice if you and the gf both go, one of you will not have a great time.

are you trying to imply that either me or my girlfriend would pay for the services of a prostitute? I find this highly offensive to suggest so.

My stance on prostitution is that it is immoral but should absolutely be regulated and legalized. jist of reason being its too natural and its been around since the dawn of time its in our very DNA so its always going to happen. Better to legalize and regulated it so that the prostitutes are less vulnerable to exploitation.

However I would never engage in the activity as a customer, (I would as services for hire if the amount I was paid was high enough, but I doubt I would ever get offered enough to make me consider it, basically I wouldnt but hey if someone offered me £1billion I would)

the idea that my girlfriend would pay for fun time despite me objecting showing that level of comtempt for me is offensive. You have nothing to base that on either.

TheEdge949

OMG, do you actually have a grasp on reality. It's humour based on a stereotypical lads eye view of what a short break in The Dam is all about.

I'll wager you are the only Brit who goes over there and worries about falling foul of customs for bringing back CHEESE. And I'm not even talking about "white widow " or "super blue" cheese.

Now if you were bringing 2 Kilo of that back I'd be impressed, concerned but impressed. However, before you accuse me of calling you a drug smuggler it's a play on the word cheese. It's not about having a go at you.

You seem more tightly wrapped than an airport sandwich buddy. Go to the Dam, drink beer, eat cake, get baked with the gf and spend a day in the sack.

Trust me, it'll do you good.

Doubleme

TheEdge949 said:

OMG, do you actually have a grasp on reality. It's humour based on a stereotypical lads eye view of what a short break in The Dam is all about.

I'll wager you are the only Brit who goes over there and worries about falling foul of customs for bringing back CHEESE. And I'm not even talking about "white widow " or "super blue" cheese.

Now if you were bringing 2 Kilo of that back I'd be impressed, concerned but impressed. However, before you accuse me of calling you a drug smuggler it's a play on the word cheese. It's not about having a go at you.

You seem more tightly wrapped than an airport sandwich buddy. Go to the Dam, drink beer, eat cake, get baked with the gf and spend a day in the sack.

Trust me, it'll do you good.

I dont drink that often I respond bad to fizz so need to limit. I mean I wouldnt ever risk smuggling drugs its not worth it. However if I did ever risk such I would never advertise that on a public forum so you would never know anyway.

I really do like my cheese Holland is the best country in the world for cheese.