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TK`s knowledge

tumblingtumbling Member Posts: 26
edited April 2010 in Poker Chat
An ode to TK

TK`s trains and boats and planes
and pylons causing pains
Bridges and viaducts
and flipping mallard ducks
he should be a london cabbie
telling stories and getting flabby
he would be correct on every word 
adding stress to poor young Orford
he takes the mickey very well
just look at Ordord you can tell
but he does make it a damm good show
keep it up, PLEASE dont go.

all the best tumbled
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  • tikay1tikay1 Member Posts: 741
    edited April 2010

    Lol, bless you Mr Tumbling!
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited April 2010
    In Response to TK`s knowledge:
    poor young Orford 
    Posted by tumbling
    Yes, you can stay...

    :)
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited April 2010
    I'm almost moved to tears.
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  • OMahonyOOMahonyO Member Posts: 1,883
    edited April 2010
    is one of u going????
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  • MP33MP33 Member Posts: 6,300
    edited April 2010
    Get on mastermind Tikay - specialist subject "Anything and Everything"

    After watching tonight ( a replay) I was thinking how funny it would be with Orford and Tikay presenting "This morning"

    Forget Richard and Judy or Phillip Schofield andf Fern Britain  "Orford and Tikay"  you could become a national institution.

    I can just imagine some of the topics Tikay would bring up while talking with the stars
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  • tumblingtumbling Member Posts: 26
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge:
    is one of u going????
    Posted by OMahonyO
    not that i know of, but it rhymed well.

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  • tumblingtumbling Member Posts: 26
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge:
    In Response to TK`s knowledge : Yes, you can stay... :)
    Posted by RICHORFORD
    Mr Orford, a few weeks ago whilst presenting, you dropped piece pf paper.
    When you bent down to pick it up, was it a trick of the lights and cameras or did I spot a little
    bald patch at the back of your head???
    I notice TK has a good crop allowing for his young age
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  • SolarCarroSolarCarro Member Posts: 2,273
    edited April 2010
    An ode to Rich Orford

    He's so young, he's so young, he's so young
    To win at SPT Glasgow just give him a bu ng
    He's just so good at poker he's unsung
    Poker presenting is his natural tongue!
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 169,833
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge:
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge : Mr Orford, a few weeks ago whilst presenting, you dropped piece pf paper. When you bent down to pick it up, was it a trick of the lights and cameras or did I spot a little bald patch at the back of your head??? I notice TK has a good crop allowing for his young age
    Posted by tumbling
    You Sir, I like. A lot.

    I can confirm that Rich Orford does have quite a large bald spot, or "crown".

    But he's extremely sensitive, touchy, & tetchy, about it. So please don't EVER mention it, if you get my drift. I think I make myself clear.....
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  • Ms_ChipsMs_Chips Member Posts: 256
    edited April 2010
    Bravo... I love a good poem. My husband wrote a poem about Anna Kournikova and Poker which was full of innuendo and rather funny but I'm not sure if I can post it.
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  • OMahonyOOMahonyO Member Posts: 1,883
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge:
    Bravo... I love a good poem. My husband wrote a poem about Anna Kournikova and Poker which was full of innuendo and rather funny but I'm not sure if I can post it.
    Posted by Ms_Chips

    Try. The worst that will happen is it will be deleted.  No big deal.  Ive had a few of mine go missing lol
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  • OMahonyOOMahonyO Member Posts: 1,883
    edited April 2010
    haha very good, cant see that getting deleted tbh,

    .....but since when did `turn` and `come` rhyme?
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  • -TARAS--TARAS- Member Posts: 394
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge:
    Okay , I will only because I thought it funny, he refers to AK as Anna then wrote this for a poker competition. I fold & Fold & Fold again, This game of patience, it has no end, but finally I have won them over, going all the way with Anna Kournikova, I play a good game, I don't just talk it, as just behind Anna came by pocket rocket, I groan with pleasure, twas sweet & nice, as my Rockets & Anna came not once but twice, I had so much fun today on that table, & I have to say I was more than able, there was no real secret just tight & aggressive I could here them saying I was impressive The moral here is to wait your turn, go slow be patient & AK will come, Don't go too fast & break this code you want Anna to come before you blow your load.
    Posted by Ms_Chips
    Lol, i like it, very creative.............pity it didn't mention baldy Orford 
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  • Ms_ChipsMs_Chips Member Posts: 256
    edited April 2010
    fair point. Mahony i've been meaning to ask you, do you have a super computer or something to multi table i can only open 2.
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  • OMahonyOOMahonyO Member Posts: 1,883
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge:
    fair point. Mahony i've been meaning to ask you, do you have a super computer or something to multi table i can only open 2.
    Posted by Ms_Chips

    Not sure about super computer, but I recently bought a new one as my old one was about 5yrs old and in computer years that is ancient I hear.  I upgraded mainly because any more than 4-5 tables started to slow things down quite a bit.
    If you can only open 2 tables, I really dont know what the problem is.  Do you know the spec and how old it is etc.  Also what browser do you use.  is it a lappy or desktop?
    How many tables do you want to play?
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  • Ms_ChipsMs_Chips Member Posts: 256
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge:
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge : Not sure about super computer, but I recently bought a new one as my old one was about 5yrs old and in computer years that is ancient I hear.  I upgraded mainly because any more than 4-5 tables started to slow things down quite a bit. If you can only open 2 tables, I really dont know what the problem is.  Do you know the spec and how old it is etc.  Also what browser do you use.  is it a lappy or desktop? How many tables do you want to play?
    Posted by OMahonyO
    I'll get the spec from the man when he returns and i'll pm you if thats okay. I don't spamming off topics in someones thread which i think i've done enough of.
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge:
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge : You Sir, I like. A lot. I can confirm that Rich Orford does have quite a large bald spot, or "crown". But he's extremely sensitive, touchy, & tetchy, about it. So please don't EVER mention it, if you get my drift. I think I make myself clear.....
    Posted by Tikay10
    Not to mention 'silver' high-lights.
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited April 2010
    I'm not talking to any of you...
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  • acebarry10acebarry10 Member Posts: 7,556
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge:
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge : Not to mention 'silver' high-lights.
    Posted by Machka
    Lololol
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  • tumblingtumbling Member Posts: 26
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge:
    In Response to Re: TK`s knowledge : You Sir, I like. A lot. I can confirm that Rich Orford does have quite a large bald spot, or "crown". But he's extremely sensitive, touchy, & tetchy, about it. So please don't EVER mention it, if you get my drift. I think I make myself clear.....
    Posted by Tikay10
    You are quite right, it should not be mentioned. despite the fact that it looked quite large and shiny.
    Reflected the lights quite well, but lets not dwell on this matter too much. lol
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