Pu, I'm really happy that you've found someone to love and relentlessly stalk, that's so sweet.
I hope Annie appreciates your attention – and your anonymous notes with finger nail clippings and belly button fluff Sellotaped to the corners (I know I used to look forward to those).
If it's not too presumptuous, could I offer to 'give you away', or be a best man with BennyDip and Mr. Miyagi... or just do the catering? My cheese and pineapple chunks on cocktail sticks have garnered worldwide acclaim you know. Obviously I can't do evenings, because that's bath time with the kids, but any other time is fine. Except weekends.
Mondays and Thursdays are a bit iffy too.
Annie, if you're reading this, give Hu a chance. He's well trained and well meaning, though occasionally inept and flatulent, and according to popular legend, is also missing a gonad after a recent operation (rumour circulated by Mr. Miyagi).
Pu, I'm really happy that you've found someone to love and relentlessly stalk, that's so sweet. I hope Annie appreciates your attention – and your anonymous notes with finger nail clippings and belly button fluff Sellotaped to the corners (I know I used to look forward to those). If it's not too presumptuous, could I offer to 'give you away', or be a best man with BennyDip and Mr. Miyagi... or just do the catering? My cheese and pineapple chunks on cocktail sticks have garnered worldwide acclaim you know. Obviously I can't do evenings, because that's bath time with the kids, but any other time is fine. Except weekends. Mondays and Thursdays are a bit iffy too. Annie, if you're reading this, give Hu a chance. He's well trained and well meaning, though occasionally inept and flatulent, and according to popular legend, is also missing a gonad after a recent operation (rumour circulated by Mr. Miyagi). Give it some thought, eh? Posted by FlutNush
This is a complete fabrication. According to Pu's vet, Pu had 4 inches removed in an attempt to cure his limp.
Annie, should you receive a 4 inch long pre-nuptial package from Pu, do not open it!!! You have been warned.
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brill at attracting weirdo's me.... ;-)~
hope im a bridesmaid too lmao
as long as its not peach im cool !!!!!
all the bridesmaid positions are filled.
Annie, should you receive a 4 inch long pre-nuptial package from Pu, do not open it!!! You have been warned.