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Friday Night Open 31/07/09 Caption Comp

Sky_HarrySky_Harry Member Posts: 44
edited August 2009 in Poker Chat
Hi guys

Dp and Jason are presenting the show tonight, so we thought we'd stich Jason up with a caption competition. Have a look at the photo below and see what comical captions you can come up with. Dp and Jason will then pick out their favourite captions and hand out some free poker books.

We will also be giving away books for the best e-mails and forum posts that get read out on tonights show. So get your messaging fingers at the ready and help us to fill the show with your thoughts, facts and questions.

Harry


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  • phil12ukphil12uk Member Posts: 2,856
    edited July 2009

    Jason " You may have the script for DP mate, but you certainly haven't got his hair!"

  • dowzerdowzer Member Posts: 218
    edited July 2009
    Oh God, he is boring me to tears - if only my finger was a real gun!
  • diablo_pezdiablo_pez Member Posts: 1,392
    edited July 2009
    Jason: "So my name's Jase, i'm 44 and into poker and witty banter"

    Skinhead's thinkin: "Oh God how long till the bell, this sky poker speed dating isn't quite what i was hoping for...."
  • scotty77scotty77 Member Posts: 4,970
    edited July 2009
    Two men having SLOTS of fun....
  • mike1975mike1975 Member Posts: 420
    edited July 2009
    "Go on Jason, plant a big wet one on me, just there"
  • razorkevrazorkev Member Posts: 1,364
    edited July 2009
    blimey these chelsea fans dream ,,champions lge winners lol lol lol
  • DTWBANDITDTWBANDIT Member Posts: 6,451
    edited July 2009


         jason : did you catch the TV slot on sky with the phone ins

    other guy : yes m8 very funny

        jason   : well come on then I'M WAITING give me your impersonation of BagPuss you know you REALLY REALLY want to




        if i am lucky enough to win could you make it a book on reading people on internet as i can't see them


        cheers  have a great show

       michael  alias  DTWBANDIT
  • budskinnerbudskinner Member Posts: 18
    edited July 2009
    Jason trys to explain to Gollum that he is not his precious...
  • bennydip2bennydip2 Member Posts: 2,093
    edited July 2009
    Jason ,, "The charity shop said", "This Lilac shirt and Chocolate Jacket would look good on the show tonight"  !!
  • acebarry10acebarry10 Member Posts: 7,556
    edited July 2009
    Do you think if I could push hard enough, I could pick my nose from here?
  • SoLackSoLack Member Posts: 2,737
    edited July 2009
    "No I'm not Harry Enfield, have another guess"




  • razorkevrazorkev Member Posts: 1,364
    edited July 2009
    ALL WE R MISSING IS OUR HATS THEN WE COULD BE CALLED LAUREL AND HARDY
  • Grimstar30Grimstar30 Member Posts: 1,400
    edited July 2009
    "Honestly my son, you just milk cows like this, it's more fun than poker"
  • Eliniki22Eliniki22 Member Posts: 30
    edited July 2009
    Jason prepares to use his special dual rock technique, in the rock paper scissors championships. Whilst his rival sharpens his 'scissors'
  • Alchem1stAlchem1st Member Posts: 2
    edited July 2009
    No seriously Jay we are Sectioning you, its on this piece of paper. No you are not a bus driver....
  • thundabirdthundabird Member Posts: 1
    edited July 2009
    ill press my face as hard as i can whilst you pretend to ply the maracas,,,
  • GriggGrigg Member Posts: 12
    edited July 2009
    I wonder what he looks like naked
  • MICKYBLUEMICKYBLUE Member Posts: 2,035
    edited July 2009
    hmmmmmmm dp kissed me right here!!! wont call his allin again!!!
  • TORTUS007TORTUS007 Member Posts: 456
    edited July 2009
    Jason is saying "Do I really get you, just for wearing DPs name tag?
  • -JINKY--JINKY- Member Posts: 435
    edited July 2009

    the bald bloke is thinking : my god jase has more chins than a chinese phone book.

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