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In a bit of a pickle...

WilhelmWilhelm Member Posts: 1,730
edited May 2010 in Poker Chat
I was in an Italian resturant the other night, and for dessert, the waiter brought out tiramissu and a blind-folded horse.  I said "No.  Mascapone."  But I'm getting off track.  Anyway, my mains was brought out, some sort of pasta thingy, and the waiter asked if I wanted some parmazan, and of course I said "Yes, please", "Say when" etc. etc.

So, anyways, this massive lump of parmazan fell onto my plate as he was grating, and I thought "Right".  So I ate it whole, and it was a massive letdown.  It tasted just like cheddar.

So, anyways, the last couple of months I've been trying out these different cheeses.  I took it easy to begin with, y'know, Red Leicester, Double Gloucester, that sort of thing.  Then I went a bit dutch with some Edam, and some emental and what have you, and it's all cheddar to me.

So, anyways, on to my question.  I don't to jump in at the deep end just yet with that blyue mouldy stuff, the crust scares me.  So does anyone know what my next move is, remembering that I want to get away from cheddar? 

P.S.  No Dairylea dunkers.

Comments

  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited May 2010


    re-raise all in




  • FlutNushFlutNush Member Posts: 371
    edited May 2010
    This is an easy one:

    1. Mini Baby-Bells.
    2. A packet of Smith's Cheese Moments.
    3. It's a little too early to be drinking, isn't it?
    4. Red Leicester with chive or spring onion.
    5. You may think you know your onions, but that's shallot.
    6. Smoldering Cow. Or Laughing Cavalier. Or, I can't believe it's not beer.
    7. Vick's Sinex Nasal Spray.
    8. You have the cake and I'll have the biscuits.
    9. Andrew's Liver Salts.
    10. Dime Bars with Salad Cream.


  • Donut64Donut64 Member Posts: 2,666
    edited May 2010
    Chevres! A Semi-hard goat-milk cheese. :)
  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited May 2010
    fold
  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV Member Posts: 8,688
    edited May 2010
    Depends.......

    Was The horse Blind...and folded over... singing Peters & Lee songs, wearing dark glasse's, Or was he a 'normal' horse wearing a 'blind fold', because if he was a 'White Horse' called 'Whisky', as opposed to the other way round, or folded, so to speak, in my limited experiance, in this situation, you should NEVER, I Repeat, Never.....
    Fold your Blind!! Hope this is clear and concise!

    I Thank You

    The Hitman

    P.S try Camenbert first as a mild introduction to the more wicked cheese's like Bishops finger, always with a decanted fine Bordeaux, that has been left to breathe for an hour or two, followed by a tall slim blonde of experiance!
  • WilhelmWilhelm Member Posts: 1,730
    edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: In a bit of a pickle...:
    Chevres! A Semi-hard goat-milk cheese. :)
    Posted by Donut64
    Brilliant!  Now I just have to find a semi-hard goat...
  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV Member Posts: 8,688
    edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: In a bit of a pickle...:
    In Response to Re: In a bit of a pickle... : Brilliant!  Now I just have to find a semi-hard goat...
    Posted by Wilhelm
    There is a herd of Semi-hard goats in East london, collectively known as a 'Firm', I believe they have very unusual coats, that take on a claret & blue hue at sunset!
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited May 2010

    8 pints of larger and a kebab
  • lucy4lucy4 Member Posts: 7,954
    edited May 2010
    whatever the cheese you gotta have a good grater..

    *photo not been approved yet again*
  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: In a bit of a pickle...:
    In Response to Re: In a bit of a pickle... : Brilliant!  Now I just have to find a semi-hard goat...
    Posted by Wilhelm
    i can tell you where theres a semi hard donkey ;)
  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: In a bit of a pickle...:
    This is an easy one: 1. Mini Baby-Bells. 2. A packet of Smith's Cheese Moments. 3. It's a little too early to be drinking, isn't it? 4. Red Leicester with chive or spring onion. 5. You may think you know your onions, but that's shallot. 6. Smoldering Cow. Or Laughing Cavalier. Or, I can't believe it's not beer. 7. Vick's Sinex Nasal Spray. 8. You have the cake and I'll have the biscuits. 9. Andrew's Liver Salts. 10. Dime Bars with Salad Cream.
    Posted by FlutNush

    LOL AND LOL AND LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :) XXXXXX
  • Dud_ButiniDud_Butini Member Posts: 347
    edited May 2010
    This reminds me of the time I predicted that Boney M would be just one hit wonders.
  • WilhelmWilhelm Member Posts: 1,730
    edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: In a bit of a pickle...:
    In Response to Re: In a bit of a pickle... : i can tell you where theres a semi hard donkey ;)
    Posted by donkeyplop
    I really don't like where this is going.  Not a semi.
  • -Typhoon--Typhoon- Member Posts: 288
    edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: In a bit of a pickle...:
    In Response to Re: In a bit of a pickle... : There is a herd of Semi-hard goats in East london, collectively known as a 'Firm', I believe they have very unusual coats, that take on a claret & blue hue at sunset!
    Posted by HITMAN_RV

    Your kidding right?
    Semi hard goats are not as common as some people think, mainly because the are de-horned when young.
    Me i would go for smoked Austrian.
  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV Member Posts: 8,688
    edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: In a bit of a pickle...:
    In Response to Re: In a bit of a pickle... : Your kidding right? Semi hard goats are not as common as some people think, mainly because the are de-horned when young. Me i would go for smoked Austrian.
    Posted by -Typhoon-
    As opposed to a 'Smoking Australian', right, lol
  • LMLLML Member Posts: 1,708
    edited May 2010
    1. Wensleydale with cranberries

    2. Jarlsberg

    3. Rick Astley.
  • walesboywalesboy Member Posts: 993
    edited May 2010
    1. Red Devil
    2. Green Thunder
    3. Bouncing Berry.
  • WilhelmWilhelm Member Posts: 1,730
    edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: In a bit of a pickle...:
    1. Wensleydale with cranberries 2. Jarlsberg 3. Rick Astley.
    Posted by LML
    Jarlsberg don't do cheese, but if they did it would probably be the best cheese in the world.
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