we had a p.e teacher who was so strong, @ rugby the fella used 2 get the ball and order us 2 tackle him... there used 2 be 30 kids hanging on him and he still walked the length of the pitch..... he didnt like it when i clothelined him tho..... as martial arts practice the next day waas very painful 4 me lol.
We used to have a music teacher with a short temper. If one of the pupils messed about he would proceed to chuck a glockenspiel at them. Strangely, they never heard it coming.
hi rich and ed i had a history teacher and i sat in the front row. the desk had a broken top and i put in a position so that when he leant on it it caved in. the class would erupt with laughter it never failed. also like the other person if you mentioned the war to our french teacher not another word of frenh would be mentioned tina
lol have got the show on sky+, but i need to chip in with this one......you will not be able to read it out but it was so funny.
When I was 14, I can remember doing "A Sex Education Style" lesson every Tuesday with this dead posh teacher called Mrs Brown...who was also our head of year. All the lads were dead excited, were gonna see this, were gonna see that...etc. But all it involved was the textbook diagrams about conception, how it is done and all that.
Anyway, the "Money Shot" in this story happened when Mrs Brown started talking about puberty....Bearing in mind we were all 14, she posed the question "Have any of you NOT began puberty yet?" I wont mention his name just in-case....but he was one of my best-mates. It was one of those horrible slow-motion moments where I could see him going to lift his arm, but I was totally helpless to stop him.
Priceless to look back on....but the poor lad got pelters for the next 2 years..."Baldy" was a big favourite and even one of the dinnerladies called him it one day. School, best days of your life.
dear richard.at school i was a shy 14 y old with no intrest in girls and just lived 4 football, one of my female teachers always asked me 2 stay behind to "tidy the storeroom". this went on for months with her gentle brush pasts, the sweet scent of yardley perfume wafting around the room ,then one day she took hold of my....hand and said for being so helpful she wanted to .....give me a lift home . then she moved in for a kiss. ......i s..t myself did my best cruyf turn and legged it!!!. if only i could back time.lol
I remember a few years ago when our school took a group of kids on a residential to France for a week. On one of the days, we left the kids with a couple of the staff while the rest of us went booze shopping at the hypermarket!! We had a few quizzical looks from the parents on our return when we unloaded the coach and all the teachers bags were clinking and clunking with beer and wine bottles
*DISCLAIMER* If this ever gets back to my school - it never happened.
Back in the early 80's, we used to have a stand in teacher, if anyone bottom burped he would get really mad and shout "GERROUT COME BACK WHEN YOU SMELL NORMAL" what an easy wind up he was, you only had to make the noise and he would go nuts. As you can imagine he used to get it all lesson long.
Hi all, Yes- another live show tonight and it's the big game. The 50 runner £220 buy-in £8K league final! Great structure and great comp- the connoisseur's choice. We're covering that all night AND we have a top guest in the studio in the form of 3 time Champion Jockey Richard Dunwoody. So- questions in for Richard please as well as the usual stuff and of course hand requests -id log the hand number and post it on here as soon as it happens, along with your question or explanation as to why you want it to be shown. And our little side chat tonight, for a bit of fun, will focus on the best days of our lives. Looking back on your schooldays- which teacher sticks out in your mind the most and why? It could be because they were weird in some way, had an interesting habit, because of a comedy incident they were involved in, because of a strange catchphrase they had, etc etc. You know the drill. The funnier the better! Post your answers on here and we'll read them out in the first couple of hours of the show! (Oh, and perhaps it might be best to leave the teacher's names out if you think what you're saying might be libellous!!) Oh and we're going to Value Town tonight- Sir Ed of Giddenshire is my wingman... Posted by RICHORFORD
When i have tried to log hand ID numbers the hand has always passed by the time i have tried to remember the number or i haven,t had time to write it down. Is there a way you can look back to do this?
My fav teacher was Mrs Milston at junior school. If you saw her you,d know why. I was only about 10 but would always sneak a bit of my dads Brut aftershave for her classes. i always imagined we would get married when i was older - never quite happened tho
Aussie09 was on borrowed time! Call against freechips with ace 5, against freechips KK was truly auwful. Of the guys left, lets have a winner from Cottlad or Glitterbabe, class will shine through !!! DOHH Posted by DOHHHHHHH
In regards to the first hand, I think Steve was a Phil Ivey fan. Ivey has a tendency to announce himself on a big tourney by winning the first hand no matter what. In the first hand of an event the only thing you are getting called by is Aces and I've seen Ivey re-re-re-raise with rags. Obviously I'm trying to find some logic in it. Posted by TommyD
I can't believe you're all missing it - they were suited! And as we all know suited is approx 98% favourite against any hand preflop, so the Aces sucked out big time....
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hand id is 261695400 and it was about 8.30. cheers,
John ashton aka shady 969
i had a history teacher and i sat in the front row. the desk had a broken top and i put in a position so that when he leant on it it caved in. the class would erupt with laughter it never failed.
also like the other person if you mentioned the war to our french teacher not another word of frenh would be mentioned tina
When I was 14, I can remember doing "A Sex Education Style" lesson every Tuesday with this dead posh teacher called Mrs Brown...who was also our head of year. All the lads were dead excited, were gonna see this, were gonna see that...etc. But all it involved was the textbook diagrams about conception, how it is done and all that.
Anyway, the "Money Shot" in this story happened when Mrs Brown started talking about puberty....Bearing in mind we were all 14, she posed the question "Have any of you NOT began puberty yet?" I wont mention his name just in-case....but he was one of my best-mates. It was one of those horrible slow-motion moments where I could see him going to lift his arm, but I was totally helpless to stop him.
Priceless to look back on....but the poor lad got pelters for the next 2 years..."Baldy" was a big favourite and even one of the dinnerladies called him it one day. School, best days of your life.
John Ashton aka shady969
Just because he won me a few quid on Minnehoma, it doesn't mean I'm going to do him any favours!
Is there a way you can look back to do this?
My fav teacher was Mrs Milston at junior school. If you saw her you,d know why. I was only about 10 but would always sneak a bit of my dads Brut aftershave for her classes.
i always imagined we would get married when i was older - never quite happened tho
hi richard and ed
i am out now and watching your analysis.,,, brilliant and totally accurate.
Great show, great game, can i have my chips back now please?
regards
rob
aussie09
ps hello to all my relatives and friends railing me tonight.
Aussie09 was on borrowed time!
Call against freechips with ace 5, against freechips KK was truly auwful.
Of the guys left, lets have a winner from Cottlad or Glitterbabe, class will shine through !!!
DOHH
thanks DOHHHHHHH
I love Ed Giddens...am i too late? lol xxxxx