forget new laptop?

spornybol

my laptops great, want i like to now who wants a wife you can have mine, added bonus kids included ! she can clean, washup, laundry, make tea or coffee, infact everything except cooking, she`s a specialist at burning kitchens down ( so if you want a new kitchen ) all offers welcome ?

Donut64

Tempting! But would she let me keep my computer plugged into my big tv in the main room?

spornybol

In Response to Re: forget new laptop?:

Tempting! But would she let me keep my computer plugged into my big tv in the main room?
Posted by Donut64

she will, kids won`t ?

BlackFish3

ill bid a fiver if she aint too bad in the sack?

loonytoons

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ill bid a fiver if she aint too bad in the sack?
Posted by BlackFish3

+1, but i bid £6 and 100 poker points, but forget the kids.

spornybol

In Response to Re: forget new laptop?:

ill bid a fiver if she aint too bad in the sack?
Posted by BlackFish3

SHE`S GREAT IN A BIN BAG ?

IRISHROVER

 I BID £10 IFFFFFFFFF

 SHE DOES THREESOMES !

Donut64

In Response to Re: forget new laptop?:

In Response to Re: forget new laptop? : she will, kids won`t ?
Posted by spornybol

 Thats no good for me then!

irishraver

In Response to Re: forget new laptop?:

 I BID £10 IFFFFFFFFF  SHE DOES THREESOMES !
Posted by IRISHROVER

rover will not be on here tonight again or
infact any other night .
now where can i buy a new frying pan,
 anyone ?

DTWBANDIT

In Response to forget new laptop?:

my laptops great, want i like to now who wants a wife you can have mine, added bonus kids included ! she can clean, washup, laundry, make tea or coffee, infact everything except cooking, she`s a specialist at burning kitchens down ( so if you want a new kitchen ) all offers welcome ?
Posted by spornybol

 hiya m8 u forgot to mention she supports chelsea lol

spornybol

In Response to Re: forget new laptop?:

 I BID £10 IFFFFFFFFF  SHE DOES THREESOMES !
Posted by IRISHROVER

she the size for a 3somes ??

spornybol

In Response to Re: forget new laptop?:

In Response to forget new laptop? :  hiya m8 u forgot to mention she supports chelsea lol
Posted by DTWBANDIT

na thats mother inlaw, wife man utd argggggh ?

OMahonyO

hahaha, great thread.  I call my missus ` the smoke alarm tester`