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Which Player Are You????
goddenkyle
Member Posts: 93
In my mind there is 3 types of poker players on Sky Poker, they all have various traits and common patterns which are you??? Please post and let us know which you are, no come on dont be embarresed lol.
1) THE NEANDERTHAL!!! The first type of player that we come across is very similer to a very drunk Scotty Ngyuen. By this i mean the are loud generally very angry, but will allways be smiling but there call with A2 comes good and outdraws QQ or KK. By this i simply mean the type of player who just has a little bit of a punt and treats poker the same way that they would a slot machine in the pub or the roulette table, take a spin hope it comes in...
These players can regualry be found playing the Open and also giveing there money away playing 25p/50p cash games, good fun to play against when they are losing but infuriating to play against when they are outdrawning everyone.
2) THE TRAINED MONKEY!!! The second type of play that we come across on the tables is the trained monkey. This player has probally read a book or two and have watched allot of Sky Poker TV and are playing ABC poker. They can be found grinding the 2p/4p cash tables up to 25p/50p. Often they are break even or make a small loss. This player you will find will be hard to beat because they are confident with big hands and nervous with small holdings making it hard to extract a big profit from them. Unless, and this is key, they have regressed into THE NEANDERTHAL this will happen when the player has been on a night out come home after a big night and flicked the laptop open and starts tilting. You can tell this happens when the slurred typing starts appearing in the chat box saying things like 'OMG hw u cal my raize preflp wit j10 r u a complete Moron?'ect.When in actual they min raised with 55, and can't belive it when they get outdrawn by J10 and so on.
3)THE FUTURE WSOP MAIN EVENT WANNABE!!! This player is the most comical of all the players. They are like myself, the biggest tell to find out if you come in this catagory is if you unplugg your laptop and take it to the loo with you because you cant bear to miss a hand incase you have a good spot!!! Come on you know who you are lol....These players are generaly very involved with poker and there mind thinks and dream of nothing else in any spare moment. You also come under this catagory if you have ever missed work becasue of or for a poker tourny. These players are not nessicerily winning players but all belive they have what it takes to do the business. The winning players are the ones who have got good BRM.
If anyone can think of any other catagory please post and hopefully we can get evryone to get involed and make a good thread. No Worries Kyle
1) THE NEANDERTHAL!!! The first type of player that we come across is very similer to a very drunk Scotty Ngyuen. By this i mean the are loud generally very angry, but will allways be smiling but there call with A2 comes good and outdraws QQ or KK. By this i simply mean the type of player who just has a little bit of a punt and treats poker the same way that they would a slot machine in the pub or the roulette table, take a spin hope it comes in...
These players can regualry be found playing the Open and also giveing there money away playing 25p/50p cash games, good fun to play against when they are losing but infuriating to play against when they are outdrawning everyone.
2) THE TRAINED MONKEY!!! The second type of play that we come across on the tables is the trained monkey. This player has probally read a book or two and have watched allot of Sky Poker TV and are playing ABC poker. They can be found grinding the 2p/4p cash tables up to 25p/50p. Often they are break even or make a small loss. This player you will find will be hard to beat because they are confident with big hands and nervous with small holdings making it hard to extract a big profit from them. Unless, and this is key, they have regressed into THE NEANDERTHAL this will happen when the player has been on a night out come home after a big night and flicked the laptop open and starts tilting. You can tell this happens when the slurred typing starts appearing in the chat box saying things like 'OMG hw u cal my raize preflp wit j10 r u a complete Moron?'ect.When in actual they min raised with 55, and can't belive it when they get outdrawn by J10 and so on.
3)THE FUTURE WSOP MAIN EVENT WANNABE!!! This player is the most comical of all the players. They are like myself, the biggest tell to find out if you come in this catagory is if you unplugg your laptop and take it to the loo with you because you cant bear to miss a hand incase you have a good spot!!! Come on you know who you are lol....These players are generaly very involved with poker and there mind thinks and dream of nothing else in any spare moment. You also come under this catagory if you have ever missed work becasue of or for a poker tourny. These players are not nessicerily winning players but all belive they have what it takes to do the business. The winning players are the ones who have got good BRM.
If anyone can think of any other catagory please post and hopefully we can get evryone to get involed and make a good thread. No Worries Kyle
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HELLO AGAIN MATE... LIKE UR POST... IM GOING FOR NUMBER 3... ONLY FOR THE SOLE REASON THE LAPPY GOES TO THE TOILET... WHEN IN A HAND,,,ALSO WHEN IM GETTING CHANGED OR MAYBE MAKING A BREW!!LOL ALSO THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW OCCASIONS WHEN IVE REGD FOR A TOURNEY KNOWING THAT I DONT MIND MISSING THE FIRST FEW LEVELS OF THE BLINDS SO I CAN GET BACK AND "CATCH UP".. ARE U NEW TO SKY KYLE AS HAVENT SEEN U ABOUT BEFORE? GL AT THE TABS JIM;-) PS ILL TAKE A PEEK AT THAT WEBSITE NEXT FEW DAYS.