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OY!!! PLAY THE FLUPPIN DEEP STACK--FOR FLOPS SAKE!!!

oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
edited June 2010 in Poker Chat
Hi peeps-- I played the 21.15, 2.20 deep stack last night, and it was full of strange donkey shaped flopwits, whats going on ere then?, I thought to myself, 32 donkeys, and only two poker players??--- Tabbycat and I had a massive one and a half hour marathon heads up, which was a brilliant game, especially after such a bunch of flopwits. My spot da loonie meter went completely off the scale and had to be re-calibrated!!

 Play this deepy tonight lads!!---please!!--- we have to reclaim it from these flopdiddleedoodah flupwits that think deep stack poker is the same as a turbo speed one chip russian roulette freeroll---

 Easy money for my peepy friends, come on lads and lady peeps, lets show them what solid deep stack poker is all about, sign up now and we will have a laugh

                                       SPOT DA LOONIE FANS WILL LOVE THIS GAME!!
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  • POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited June 2010
    In Response to OY!!! PLAY THE FLUPPIN DEEP STACK--FOR FLOPS SAKE!!!:
    Hi peeps-- I played the 21.15, 2.20 deep stack last night, and it was full of strange donkey shaped flopwits, whats going on ere then?, I thought to myself, 32 donkeys, and only two poker players??--- Tabbycat and I had a massive one and a half hour marathon heads up, which was a brilliant game, especially after such a bunch of flopwits. My spot da loonie meter went completely off the scale and had to be re-calibrated!!  Play this deepy tonight lads!!---please!!--- we have to reclaim it from these flopdiddleedoodah flupwits that think deep stack poker is the same as a turbo speed one chip russian roulette freeroll---  Easy money for my peepy friends, come on lads and lady peeps, lets show them what solid deep stack poker is all about, sign up now and we will have a laugh                                        SPOT DA LOONIE FANS WILL LOVE THIS GAME!!
    Posted by oynutter
    OY! I'm going to register right now, so all those loonie "flopdiddleedoodah flupwits" best look out.

    And I ain't Floppin Kiddin Fluppers!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited June 2010
    Nice one trev, I raised with A-k last night, I had already spotted a flopdiddleedoodah flupwit, I hit my king on the turn, called his 4k shove, he had 7-4os and had'nt even hit the 4--lol-- watch them carefully!!-- I only spotted two known players last night, I think the rest were from facebook-- unbelievable bunch they were! gl m8--floppa whoppa!!
  • POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited June 2010
    Lol Nutter.
    Sounds like these floppers have all been let out of Facebook Poker Asylum to me. Let hope we can round them all up and have them back in by midnight.

    Good Luck
    Floppa Winna!!!!
  • loonytoonsloonytoons Member Posts: 4,270
    edited June 2010
    I played the 7:15 deepy last night 49 runners came 2nd for 24 quid, took 4 hours mind! way past my bedtime - and im a loony
  • belsibubbelsibub Member Posts: 2,527
    edited June 2010
    Played cash for the second time today won.So got a couple quid spare so my 1st deep stack,the value has arrived. 
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited June 2010
    I've seen some NUTTERS in my time trev, as you can imagine, but this lot took the biscuit, dunked it in yellow donkey juice, ate half of it, and then used the rest to replace some lost brain cells that were eventually found trying to buy a ticket for a jason donavon concert!!
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited June 2010
    nice one loony!!-- I got 30 squids  in the 9.15, these are good value games for the low stakers, especially with the flopwit factor. Was well funny, if sky can see my notes, there would be a lot more banned words on the forum, I can tell ya!!
  • POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited June 2010
    Should I take my helmet in case there's a car crash?
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: OY!!! PLAY THE FLUPPIN DEEP STACK--FOR FLOPS SAKE!!!:
    Played cash for the second time today won.So got a couple quid spare so my 1st deep stack,the value has arrived. 
    Posted by belsibub
    Well done Jon, best value games for beginners these, not many seem to realise, but these deepies are twenty times better value than dym games-- gl m8--did you get my pm?

    Never mind the helmet trev-- you will need a fluppin bunjie rope to keep up with this lot!!
  • belsibubbelsibub Member Posts: 2,527
    edited June 2010
    Yes Rich will be getting a visit once i find out how much my car is going to cost me grrrr.
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: OY!!! PLAY THE FLUPPIN DEEP STACK--FOR FLOPS SAKE!!!:
    Yes Rich will be getting a visit once i find out how much my car is going to cost me grrrr.
    Posted by belsibub
    Nice one Jon-- Car tip-- get a 1992 toyota starlet, with a  carburetta, no electronics!-- this is the cheapest and most reliable car that has ever existed on the planet-- touchwood--lol-- and its simple enough to fix everthing yourself, no more fluppin garages mate--buy a haynes manual and never use a garage again!
  • BANDICOOTBANDICOOT Member Posts: 675
    edited June 2010
    I'm In!
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited June 2010
    Nice one Bandicoot, them facebook flopwits will wonder whats hit em!-- Just play spot da loonie for the first 3 levels, then, --- In with the redcurrants!!

    (see monty python-- how to defend yourself against a man armed with fresh fruit)
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited June 2010
    Just saw Tabbycat has registered again, don't mistake him for a flopwit lads, he can play, we both said it was the best heads up we ever played on the site!-- marvellous stuff it was!
  • BANDICOOTBANDICOOT Member Posts: 675
    edited June 2010
    LOL - brilliant and thanks for the warning about Tabby
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited June 2010
    Looking good lads and lady peeps!--15 mins to go and already got a respectable field, should be a nice game.

     I will be eating a fray bentos steak and kidney pudding with mash and peas, so if you hear some strange noises after the first break, just be glad you can't get virtual smells!!
  • POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited June 2010
    Don't forget to take it out the tin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited June 2010



    oyyyyyyyyyy  i am innnnnnn and coming to get youuuuuuuuuu  !!!!!!

  • harding10harding10 Member Posts: 849
    edited June 2010

    There were some comments about new players being better of trying the £2.20 deep stack than the bottom end DYM sit & go's the other night. Maybe more people read the forum than you realise.

    (I wasn't in there last night)

  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited June 2010
    Well my good man, new players, especially beginners, should definately learn how to play deep stacks first imo-- you get value for money, and you learn how to play proper poker. You have room for a couple of mistakes without losing your whole stack, and you have a good chance of cashing by just playing solid poker basics innit

     give them a try if you hav'nt already
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