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Is being a sky presenter an actual job

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  • redsquirreredsquirre Member Posts: 2
    edited July 2010
    Is coming on the Ice Cream forums and socialising with Ice Cream fanatics part of the job too?


    I present on the radio. Easier than TV as you can pick your nose n stuff and no one knows.

    Trying not to swear is my biggest challenge as I usually swear when talking in real life.
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  • kiewoodskiewoods Member Posts: 45
    edited July 2010
    In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:
    Yeah that comments a bit awkward, if it was from someone that was in their 20's fair enough!
    Posted by MadHorse
    I'm in my 20's so i advocate what he's saying! now i cant decide whether i want chocolate fudge brownie or cookie dough
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  • Lisa_MarieLisa_Marie Member Posts: 759
    edited July 2010
    In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:
    In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job : I'm in my 20's so i advocate what he's saying! now i cant decide whether i want chocolate fudge brownie or cookie dough
    Posted by kiewoods

    HALF BAKED!!! It's got cookie dough and fudge brownie AND chocolate sauce Mmmmmmmm!!


    BAD BARRY!!! SMUTE!!
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,622
    edited July 2010

    Yeah but.....where can I get a 99 for 56p??
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited July 2010
    In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:
    Yeah but.....where can I get a 99 for 56p??
    Posted by MAXALLY
    I think that you'll find that you've got 56p less than you thought you had.
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  • -TARAS--TARAS- Member Posts: 394
    edited July 2010
    YES !  bad, bad Barry,  I can't beleeeve YOU said that lmao :~)
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  • lozgolozgo Member Posts: 1,124
    edited July 2010
    mmmm ice cream!!
    so many flavours so little time!!
    so many naughty ways to make use of it!!!

    mmmm.LML and ice cream!!!
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  • bobcat52bobcat52 Member Posts: 568
    edited July 2010
    Lisa, I bet that in the back of your mind you'd wished you'd chosen a different simile to explain the life of a Sky Poker presenter...............Now look what you've started!!!
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited July 2010
    Just remember to tell the kids, when the ice cream van is playing music it means it's run out of ice cream.
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  • Kiwini4uKiwini4u Member Posts: 3,830
    edited July 2010
    How many of us have used the Eric Morecambe line when a police car goes by with sirens blazing "He is never going to sell any ice cream at that speed" :)
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  • Lisa_MarieLisa_Marie Member Posts: 759
    edited July 2010
    In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:
    Lisa, I bet that in the back of your mind you'd wished you'd chosen a different simile to explain the life of a Sky Poker presenter...............Now look what you've started!!!
    Posted by bobcat52
    No no... I'm perfectly happy with the Ice cream ;)
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  • kiewoodskiewoods Member Posts: 45
    edited July 2010
    In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:
    In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job : HALF BAKED!!! It's got cookie dough and fudge brownie AND chocolate sauce Mmmmmmmm!! BAD BARRY!!! SMUTE!!
    Posted by Lisa_Marie
    what what WHAAAAT!?? i didn't kno it existed!! this has ended the biggest dilemma in my life! the chocolate sauce is just a bonus :D

    has anyone noticed that ben n jerrys ice cream seems to melt faster than other ice creams???? im normally drinkin it by the end :/
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  • lozgolozgo Member Posts: 1,124
    edited July 2010
    In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:
    In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job : what what WHAAAAT!?? i didn't kno it existed!! this has ended the biggest dilemma in my life! the chocolate sauce is just a bonus :D has anyone noticed that ben n jerrys ice cream seems to melt faster than other ice creams???? im normally drinkin it by the end :/
    Posted by kiewoods
    could use it for another purpose...ie. with other half!
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  • kiewoodskiewoods Member Posts: 45
    edited July 2010
    In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:
    In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job : could use it for another purpose...ie. with other half!
    Posted by lozgo
    well that suggestion does pose 2 complications...

    the first being i have no other half!

    and the second is i probably wouldnt want to waste it anyway! there could be spillages amongst other disasters, prefer its straight in my gob if im honest!....unless LML was involved of course ;)
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  • DiggerManDiggerMan Member Posts: 1,027
    edited July 2010
    Great analogy Lisa Marie.....unfortunately, as you can see, the use of ice cream has encouraged many fantasies involving you, the said ice cream and no doubt some form of nakedness!

    Normally, these fantasies are kept deep within the minds of outwardly pure and pleasant people but with your creation of an image that conjures up all sorts of possibilities, you have corrupted these decent fellows to such an extent that they are actually posting their fantasies and thinking nothing of it!!!

    Even I almost posted my thoughts on how I could consume ice cream from various different parts of your body but I managed to contain myself! However, I did end up searching the freezer for anything vaguely resembling ice cream and am now fervently licking a bag of frozen peas! I hope you're satisfied.....because I certainly am not! ;)
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  • Lisa_MarieLisa_Marie Member Posts: 759
    edited July 2010
    In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:
    Great analogy Lisa Marie.....unfortunately, as you can see, the use of ice cream has encouraged many fantasies involving you, the said ice cream and no doubt some form of nakedness! Normally, these fantasies are kept deep within the minds of outwardly pure and pleasant people but with your creation of an image that conjures up all sorts of possibilities, you have corrupted these decent fellows to such an extent that they are actually posting their fantasies and thinking nothing of it!!! Even I almost posted my thoughts on how I could consume ice cream from various different parts of your body but I managed to contain myself! However, I did end up searching the freezer for anything vaguely resembling ice cream and am now fervently licking a bag of frozen peas! I hope you're satisfied.....because I certainly am not! ;)
    Posted by DiggerMan

    Don't be silly. There is no nakedness even suggested except for possibly you with those SMUTE-tastic 'peas' ;)

    It's just you and your dirty mind young man.. Now stop procrastinating and go grab yourself a mini milk.. So to speak.
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited July 2010
    In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:
     Hi LML was your last job with MR Whippy. ?
    Posted by logdon
    No, as Miss Whippy, but that was a different career choice.
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited July 2010
    It cost me a fortune but it was worth every penny.
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  • Lisa_MarieLisa_Marie Member Posts: 759
    edited July 2010
    In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:
    It cost me a fortune but it was worth every penny.
    Posted by MereNovice

    I knew you'd be perfect for each other! x
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  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited July 2010

    there have been far too many double entendres in this thread... what we need are more single entendres... therefore i would like to announce that i would be happy to give lisa one... that is an ice cream
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