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Lisa-Marie's giggle

bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
edited January 2012 in Poker Chat
Isn't it the cutest thing ever?

By crikey it is. By jiminy it is.

Hee-hee-hee.

I know a lot of you leeches think bad things after that red dress but I'm just a romantic at heart. I'd just like to take her out for a picnic on a sunny day and make her laugh.

Hee-hee-hee.

I can picture the wind blowing through her hair as she looks at me giggling (hee-hee-hee) with her beautiful Lucy Liu oriental looking eyes (is she part oriental? Long's just struck me as a Chinese sort of name).

And to be scolded in that voice she seems to reserve for TK? Wow. And she likes poker and seems to be a partying type of gal. Does it get any better?

I like Orford, Kendall, Giddens, Hartigan, DP et al and Sarah's just as champion.

But if Sky pay off Ms Long I'm away to Full Tilt. I even make more money there.

You offer a prize of a night with Tk, Sky? A wee business idea here : A night with LM (I don't mean that in a pervy way. But I'm sure the girl that offered  lolufold, Sparce and weareontv a three  some tonight understands that, lol) would pay dividends. A picnic would do me.

hee-hee-hee.
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  • ROSEYELLOWROSEYELLOW Member Posts: 103
    edited August 2010

    BLAAAGGGGHHHHH.........................sorry ,,,,,i have a weak stomach this morning ....................BLAAAAGGGHHHHHH.................sorry again................cant seem to stop ,after reading this :)

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  • pod1pod1 Member Posts: 4,377
    edited August 2010
    4.20 am!!!   oops a few to many shandys i think!!!.
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited August 2010
    lol ! is there any scotch left in scotland after last night?

    Long is a chinese name???????

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  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited August 2010

    hey bandini... otis lee crenshaw did a song called, "women call it stalking"


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  • ROSEYELLOWROSEYELLOW Member Posts: 103
    edited August 2010
    yes long is a chinese name ,,,along with chin, wing ,wa ng n wong :)   ps, its against house rules to type wa ng as one word ............
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  • ROSEYELLOWROSEYELLOW Member Posts: 103
    edited August 2010

    great show idea...........presenter miss long,anylst sky ling,,,,two chinese guests,too play on the grind ,and we can call the show .........................ling,long ,ching ,chong,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lolololol,,,:)                       gotta stop now before i upset someone

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  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Lisa-Marie's giggle:
    great show idea...........presenter miss long,anylst sky ling,,,,two chinese guests,too play on the grind ,and we can call the show ......................... ling,long ,ching ,chong,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lolololol,,,:)                       gotta stop now before i upset someone
    Posted by ROSEYELLOW
    lol
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  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Lisa-Marie's giggle:
    Isn't it the cutest thing ever? By crikey it is. By jiminy it is. Hee-hee-hee. I know a lot of you leeches think bad things after that red dress but I'm just a romantic at heart. I'd just like to take her out for a picnic on a sunny day and make her laugh. Hee-hee-hee. I can picture the wind blowing through her hair as she looks at me giggling (hee-hee-hee) with her beautiful Lucy Liu oriental looking eyes (is she part oriental? Long's just struck me as a Chinese sort of name). And to be scolded in that voice she seems to reserve for TK? Wow. And she likes poker and seems to be a partying type of gal. Does it get any better? I like Orford, Kendall, Giddens, Hartigan, DP et al and Sarah's just as champion. But if Sky pay off Ms Long I'm away to Full Tilt. I even make more money there. You offer a prize of a night with Tk, Sky? A wee business idea here : A night with LM (I don't mean that in a pervy way. But I'm sure the girl that offered  lolufold, Sparce and weareontv a three  some tonight understands that, lol) would pay dividends. A picnic would do me. hee-hee-hee.
    Posted by bandini[/

    It is true that too many 'bevvys' does indeed affect some more than others ;o)
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited August 2010
    someone spent a night with their right hand...
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  • pod1pod1 Member Posts: 4,377
    edited August 2010
    maybe irishrover lent him his leprehaun to help him out.ps roseyellow, they could also involve a game of table tennis whilst wearing a long dress ( please  add alternative names to said game and attire)
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  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Lisa-Marie's giggle:
    maybe irishrover lent him his leprehaun to help him out.ps roseyellow, they could also involve a game of table tennis whilst wearing a long dress ( please  add alternative names to said game and attire)
    Posted by pod1
    PING PONG WITH LING AND LONG? ;O)
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  • metaraptormetaraptor Member Posts: 58
    edited August 2010
    Bandini,  Like all true Scots, you are clearly a man of taste and refinement and and should ignre ignore all these mocking sassenachs who have no poetry in their soul.  You are simply right!

    DOHHHHHHH,  I am sure no anti-Scottish slur was intended by your whimsical contribution (and I can assure you that the supply of God's own drink in Scotland is infinite) ....
     .... which is illustrated in the following true tale:

    When God was creating the Earth, He took St Peter with Him (to learn the trade).  Having made all the necessary components, the time came to distribute them among the various nations of man.

    The Arab nations got blistering deserts, the Eskimos got eternal cold, the Tibetans got inhospitably high mountains ... and Scotland got the most beautiful landscape in the world.  St Peter looked on.

    Turning to water, the people of Atacame got none, the people of Bangladesh got too much (and al at once) but the people of Scotland got exactly the right amount of the clearest, sweetest water in the world.  St Peter was surprised.

    Creating Women, God sent all the shot-putters to Russia, all the stern humourless women to Germany, all the unaffordably high maintenance shoe shoppers to Italy, and all the sweetest, bonniest lassies in the world to Scotland.  St Peter was becoming concerned and he spoke up.

    "Excuse me, God,"  he said.  "You have given all the best scenery, the sweetest water and the bonniest lassies to Scotland.  Why should they be lucky above all other Men?"

    "Lucky?" replied God.  "They are far from lucky.  From My own guilt, I will go on to put the best of fish in their rivers, the best of game on their hills and I will hive them My own recipe for the Drink of the God, to help them forget how I have cursed them."

    "Curse?" asked St Peter.  "What curse?  All I have seen you give them has been the very best."

    "Yes," replied God, "but you did not see that I have already given them the Neighbours from ****."
    ...
       ...
          Yes, I know I've posted it before, but (having enjoyed a surfeit of our amber nectar only yesyerday) I am just in a mood to repeat it.

    Please reply by snail-mail to:
          Metaraptor MacProtoreptilian
             Triassic Park
                Alba.
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  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited August 2010
    Good God, how drunk was I last night?

    Sorry Lisa-Marie, if you're reading.

    Although I have to say I'm quite amused by my drunken ode :-)

    Quality joke metaraptor.
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Lisa-Marie's giggle:
    Isn't it the cutest thing ever? By crikey it is. By jiminy it is. Hee-hee-hee. I know a lot of you leeches think bad things after that red dress but I'm just a romantic at heart. I'd just like to take her out for a picnic on a sunny day and make her laugh. Hee-hee-hee. I can picture the wind blowing through her hair as she looks at me giggling (hee-hee-hee) with her beautiful Lucy Liu oriental looking eyes (is she part oriental? Long's just struck me as a Chinese sort of name). And to be scolded in that voice she seems to reserve for TK? Wow. And she likes poker and seems to be a partying type of gal. Does it get any better? I like Orford, Kendall, Giddens, Hartigan, DP et al and Sarah's just as champion. But if Sky pay off Ms Long I'm away to Full Tilt. I even make more money there. You offer a prize of a night with Tk, Sky? A wee business idea here : A night with LM (I don't mean that in a pervy way. But I'm sure the girl that offered  lolufold, Sparce and weareontv a three  some tonight understands that, lol) would pay dividends. A picnic would do me. hee-hee-hee.
    Posted by bandini
    Just quoting this in case Bandini comes to his senses and tried to edit it, lol.
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  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Lisa-Marie's giggle:
    In Response to Lisa-Marie's giggle : Just quoting this in case Bandini comes to his senses and tried to edit it, lol.
    Posted by Machka
    lol, never even thought to do that.

    I hate you Machka, I hate you.

    I was hoping this one would just quietly drop away but it's not going to is it?
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  • LMLLML Member Posts: 1,708
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Lisa-Marie's giggle:
    Good God, how drunk was I last night? Sorry Lisa-Marie, if you're reading. Although I have to say I'm quite amused by my drunken ode :-) Quality joke metaraptor.
    Posted by bandini
    LOL Are you kidding me?? This is PURE Gold ;)


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  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Lisa-Marie's giggle:
    In Response to Re: Lisa-Marie's giggle : LOL Are you kidding me?? This is PURE Gold ;)
    Posted by LML
    Wow! It worked! lol ;-)
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Lisa-Marie's giggle:
    In Response to Re: Lisa-Marie's giggle :Giggle-Giggle-Giggle  Are you kidding me?? (tappity-tap-tap on the keyboard) This is PURE Gold ;)
    Posted by LML
    FYP
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited September 2010
    How did this get back on the first page of GPC?
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  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: Lisa-Marie's giggle:
    How did this get back on the first page of GPC?
    Posted by Machka
    I doubly hate you Machka, I doubly hate you.

    lol.
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