In Response to Re: Most stupid player award : As stated in previous reply u have to communicate to collude, we did not communicate. And if Sky feel it was they can ask me to take my money to another site. Posted by waynecure
dunna wory m8 they,re just avvin a laugh,thought it were me thats got no sense of humour
In Response to Re: Most stupid player award : dunna wory m8 they,re just avvin a laugh,thought it were me thats got no sense of humour Posted by stokefc
Mr stoke I know and taking it on the chin..... My team is Halifax town so my sense of humour is 10 x what u need for your ur team m8 lol!!
In Response to Re: Most stupid player award : Mr stoke I know and taking it on the chin..... My team is Halifax town so my sense of humour is 10 x what u need for your ur team m8 lol!! Posted by waynecure
AHHH!! Halifax Town....Now that explains alot
p.s Waynecure, what would it be called if you had your 'nails' done?
lol i wernt being overly serious waynecure, it's still attempted collusion though, think of it this way:
DOH you have just lost your internet connection and you can't get back on, fingers crossed 2 players go crazy and you can still somehow cash... but wait! One dude is telling the donk you hope will let you cash to not be such a donk so that they can easily cash rather than you who has unfortunately lost connection... it would make you cry fo sho.
In Response to Re: Most stupid player award : As stated in previous reply u have to communicate to collude, we did not communicate. And if Sky feel it was they can ask me to take my money to another site. Posted by waynecure
In Response to Re: Most stupid player award : As stated in previous reply u have to communicate to collude, we did not communicate. And if Sky feel it was they can ask me to take my money to another site. Posted by waynecure
HAHA, read the small print lol. If they want they can freeze your account, take all your money and ban you from the site in cases of fraudulent activities (multi accounting / collusion etc ) so you wouldn't be able to take any of it to another site lol. PS yeh he/she was a donk lol.
I don't actually think there's such a thing as a 'stupid' poker player.
I'm being serious.
There are new players, who don't necessarily understand the finer nuances of the game.
There are recreational players, who are happy to exchange their buy-ins for a couple of hours of unbridled fun – irrespective of the outcome.
There are pure gamblers.
There are optimists, and there are Desperados.
Without them we'd be lost, for they are the fabric that makes up the patchwork-quilt of poker (bear with me, I have no idea where I'm going with this). Some of us complain that we raise with pocket aces, and then get called, and then get outdrawn. Imagine if nobody called us when we raised? Why, that would be a desolate landscape... somewhat akin to Viggo Mortensen in The Road. None of us wants that.
What I'm trying to say is: Respect everyone at the table: They may put food in your mouth, or teach you something, or they may benefit from your knowledge... and be eternally grateful.
The stupid player you meet today, may well end up being the Samaritan that pulls you from the brine tomorrow...
Unless they outdraw you, obviously. In which case, you should have them killed.
lol @ collusion being discussed. In a live event if someone leaves the table his blinds are going to get taken. How stupid would it be to not take his blinds when he goes the toilet or smthing? In that case everyone could just go the toilet when they're in the blinds.
It's the same online. If they're clearly not there, why on earth would you not take their blinds? If someone gets dc'ed then yeh maybe in an ideal world we would wait a couple of hands before stealing their blinds to see if they get back to the table, but apart from that situation there's nothing wrong at all in taking peoples blinds that are not at the table.
KQ is just as stupid for calling ^^ lol @ collusion being discussed. In a live event if someone leaves the table his blinds are going to get taken. How stupid would it be to not take his blinds when he goes the toilet or smthing? In that case everyone could just go the toilet when they're in the blinds. It's the same online. If they're clearly not there, why on earth would you not take their blinds? If someone gets dc'ed then yeh maybe in an ideal world we would wait a couple of hands before stealing their blinds to see if they get back to the table, but apart from that situation there's nothing wrong at all in taking peoples blinds that are not at the table. Posted by F_Ivanovic
There is a HUGE difference between taking the "dead" blinds yourself which any sensible person would do and typing " THE GUY IS AWAY BET OR RAISE HIM FOR #### SAKE" in the chatbox.
The former is good play, the latter is (borderline) collusion. Instructing anyone else to make any action at all is collusion as far as I understand it.
It may be extremely frustrating to see someone play like that but you cannot instruct him to bet.
I had QQ and under the gun shoved, i felt safe and called he showed 52. He got lucky that time by trying to justify usuaing position. Didnt seem to understand the workings of the game but then who am i to tell him not to shove with 5 high under the gun. Ill happily take his chips next time.
Like I said, you can call me stupid if you like......but put into a bit of context please....
Wayne may be new to site, certainly first post only on 12-7-10, started an innocent thread, fair play to him [ took me prob 6 months lol], about a 60p DYM ffs, that he even said he was just killing time!! Now some people attempting to Hang him for collusion LOL!!
Think it may be a case of lesson learnt about table ethic in DYM, and also posting on forum stuff that people may take issue with.....SO i say... Welcome to the Forum Wayne!! Good luck at the tables, and enjoy your stay!
On the other hand lol... If The Sky Poker Crown Court finds him Guilty, may he be hung drawn and quartered, then gagged so he cant scream .....FREEDOM or COLLUSION! and may Area 51 see to it that he or his descendants never get dealt a decent pocket Pair again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Luck Mate, I was new too, bout a year ago, and like life & chips, certain comments must be taken with a pinch of salt !!
I think that Wayne was just trying to point out that some people play like wallopers.......even when there is no need, requirement or obligation to do so. Hope this helps.
Case Dismissed, but he must return the 50p and be placed on the "mmmm" register for twelve months.
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p.s Waynecure, what would it be called if you had your 'nails' done?
lol @ collusion being discussed. In a live event if someone leaves the table his blinds are going to get taken. How stupid would it be to not take his blinds when he goes the toilet or smthing? In that case everyone could just go the toilet when they're in the blinds.
It's the same online. If they're clearly not there, why on earth would you not take their blinds? If someone gets dc'ed then yeh maybe in an ideal world we would wait a couple of hands before stealing their blinds to see if they get back to the table, but apart from that situation there's nothing wrong at all in taking peoples blinds that are not at the table.
There is a HUGE difference between taking the "dead" blinds yourself which any sensible person would do and typing " THE GUY IS AWAY BET OR RAISE HIM FOR #### SAKE" in the chatbox.
The former is good play, the latter is (borderline) collusion. Instructing anyone else to make any action at all is collusion as far as I understand it.
It may be extremely frustrating to see someone play like that but you cannot instruct him to bet.
I had QQ and under the gun shoved, i felt safe and called he showed 52. He got lucky that time by trying to justify usuaing position. Didnt seem to understand the workings of the game but then who am i to tell him not to shove with 5 high under the gun. Ill happily take his chips next time.
Wayne may be new to site, certainly first post only on 12-7-10, started an innocent thread, fair play to him [ took me prob 6 months lol], about a 60p DYM ffs, that he even said he was just killing time!! Now some people attempting to Hang him for collusion LOL!!
Think it may be a case of lesson learnt about table ethic in DYM, and also posting on forum stuff that people may take issue with.....SO i say... Welcome to the Forum Wayne!! Good luck at the tables, and enjoy your stay!
On the other hand lol... If The Sky Poker Crown Court finds him Guilty, may he be hung drawn and quartered, then gagged so he cant scream .....FREEDOM or COLLUSION! and may Area 51 see to it that he or his descendants never get dealt a decent pocket Pair again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Luck Mate, I was new too, bout a year ago, and like life & chips, certain comments must be taken with a pinch of salt !!
The Hitman
I think that Wayne was just trying to point out that some people play like wallopers.......even when there is no need, requirement or obligation to do so. Hope this helps.
Case Dismissed, but he must return the 50p and be placed on the "mmmm" register for twelve months.