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DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
edited August 2010 in Poker Chat

It must be

I am a plonker.

But yeh- the plonkers were right.

How can I be so gud and run so bad
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited August 2010

    Just move me to area 51, and get vince to tell me to drink some water.

    FML

    4 times in drawing thin

    2 times in drawing ded to 6 outs ON THE RIVER.

    Odds on me losing the HU battle vince?

    PUKE
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi Member Posts: 2,031
    edited August 2010

    your still my number 1

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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited August 2010
    That wudbe some consolation mr miyagi if I thought u meant it.

    Im in tears

    What do I need to do ??
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi Member Posts: 2,031
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: It really is fixed.:
    That wudbe some consolation mr miyagi if I thought u meant it. Im in tears What do I need to do ??
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    take down some august freerolls.


    The most you can lose then is the feeling in your buttocks.
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited August 2010
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !

    Was like Usain Bolt taking on Yokozuna at 100m

    That was the gulf in class.

    4 times......short stack drawing super thin

    Did I mention how upset I am?
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi Member Posts: 2,031
    edited August 2010
    you did. But didn't explain why.
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  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited August 2010
    In Response to It really is fixed.:
    It must be I am a plonker. But yeh- the plonkers were right. How can I be so gud and run so bad
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Can't have good looks and good luck jj :-)

    Seriously, I've gone to my bed in amazement that the gods can be so much against me at times.

    It's a brutal game.

    And you know it better than me. What's important is how well you walk through the fire.
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited August 2010

    But heads up in a 200+ runner mtt....

    I have the chip lead, and 4 times, I have him in for his tourny, drawing super thin each time.....

    and 4 times he escapes...
    + 2 flips which I obv dont expect 2 win...


    BANDIIIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited August 2010
    hey at least u came second.........

    ive been trying to do that for years :))))))))


    oh and those freerolls are great for a bit of fun after grinding all day!!!

    got up to 10k in chips then ran 66 into 1010 gg

    they are great for letting off steam by getting creative with your betting lol
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited August 2010
    Whats this-- flopwit flapheads anonomous or sum fink?-- the geezer wins 170 quid, by being sensible and doing what he's good at--- and he still not flappin happy--- lol--- sorry dohhhhhhh--but it is funny innit?--well done m8 !!-- go to bed smiling and drink some water-- flops sake!
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited August 2010
    ps-- I just raised 3x to 900 chips-- with QQ-- j-8 calls---- a-9 calls--- flop comes j-5-9 -- a-9 bets 3k--- I shove-- j-8 calls--- river --- another flopwit flappin donkwit jack innit !!!!!!----lol
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited August 2010
    ActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    ten-jay Small blind   150.00 150.00 15833.34
    OnKsToN Big blind   300.00 450.00 2561.67
      Your hole cards
    • Q
    • Q
    		     
    oynutter Raise   900.00 1350.00 7154.98
    nufcnut Call   900.00 2250.00 22725.43
    villain61 Fold        
    gjb Fold        
    ten-jay Call   750.00 3000.00 15083.34
    OnKsToN Fold        
    Flop
       
    • 9
    • 5
    • J
    		     
    ten-jay Bet   3000.00 6000.00 12083.34
    oynutter All-in   7154.98 13154.98 0.00
    nufcnut Call   7154.98 20309.96 15570.45
    ten-jay Call   4154.98 24464.94 7928.36
    Turn
       
    • 3
    		     
    ten-jay All-in   7928.36 32393.30 0.00
    nufcnut All-in   15570.45 47963.75 0.00
    nufcnut Unmatched bet   7642.09 40321.66 7642.09
    ten-jay Show
    • 9
    • A
    		     
    oynutter Show
    • Q
    • Q
    		     
    nufcnut Show
    • 8
    • J
    		     
    River
       
    • J
    		     
    nufcnut Win Three Jacks 40321.66   47963.75
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited August 2010
    what the flop is dat all about?--lol
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  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: It really is fixed.:
    But heads up in a 200+ runner mtt.... I have the chip lead, and 4 times, I have him in for his tourny, drawing super thin each time..... and 4 times he escapes... + 2 flips which I obv dont expect 2 win... BANDIIIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Feeling your pain man. I just crashed with a checked BB 34 with a 234 flop to a SB A5. 4 times running bad beats is horrendous in HU but far from impossible. I remember reading an interview with Dwan when he spoke about being 6M down one month due to bad luck. He just fully expected to win it back. Have a day betting the horses tomorrow and remember why you have the edge on this game.

    What's important is how well you walk through the fire jj, never forget that.

     
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited August 2010

    Do u guys not understand?

    Maybe I dint make it clear

    4 F 0000000000000000000000000 kin times!!!!!!!!

    agh
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited August 2010
    Night guys!

    Im drunker than johnny vegas on a stag doo

    (and I still had him in 4 times drawing nrly ded)

    Maybe tomoro ill get it in with 55 on a 359 board and get donked by 79 (evening "theswiss")

    Nightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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  • FINSFINS Member Posts: 1,080
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:
    Night guys! Im drunker than johnny vegas on a stag doo (and I still had him in 4 times drawing nrly ded) Maybe tomoro ill get it in with 55 on a 359 board and get donked by 79 (evening "theswiss") Nightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    loooooooooooooool 
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  • FINSFINS Member Posts: 1,080
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:
    Night guys! Im drunker than johnny vegas on a stag doo (and I still had him in 4 times drawing nrly ded) Maybe tomoro ill get it in with 55 on a 359 board and get donked by 79 (evening "theswiss") Nightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    could have been worse,could ave been (thefrench)
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  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited August 2010
    Well i was goin gr8 in a 100+ b/h last night and was on 9k and in 2nd place.I raise it up to 400 with pretty little QQ in my hand.A shorty goes all-in for a little over 1k and the next guy shoves all of his 8k in the pot.Now i may well fold in this spot BUT this guy had done this same move twice aleady when in this spot,and had turned i think it was K 10 and J Q .So i think right im sure im ahead here so i go all-in as well.Shorty shows Q 7 OFF and the other shows 4 4 so my read on this guy was correct.Goes without saying that a 4 came on the flop.Thats poker and i dont care cos my READ on this was correct and NEXT time i will floppin flapwit ave his stack.dav
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:
    Night guys! Im drunker than johnny vegas on a stag doo (and I still had him in 4 times drawing nrly ded) Maybe tomoro ill get it in with 55 on a 359 board and get donked by 79 (evening "theswiss") Nightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Now why didn't you make a post opening up your heart to Lisa-Marie, Sarah or perhaps James Hartigan, drunk, at early o'clock in the morning.  Oh, you didn't want to give Bandini the satisfaction!
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