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Tonights Show Mastercash with Sarah and James The Hartigan Paradox

Sarah_CSarah_C Member Posts: 263
edited August 2010 in Poker Chat
Evenin' all!  Hope you're well!  I've felt better but that might have something to do with the kebab I found myself tucking into at 2am this morning (you can't buy class)  Having grown up in a die hard west ham household there could've been a better start to the premiership today too but I'm ready for a night of top poker action and hope you are too!.

We're all about the cold hard cash tables tonight from 8 and we're guaranteed to see some top action in top of the pots.  It's great having the screens right in front of us for full on interaction now, any comments you have on the cash hands we go through, any questions post away and we'll get to them as they come in.

Thought I'd start a 'dream table' topic before the show starts.  I was asked who might be my dream dinner guests once and I think for banter reasons my choices would remain the same for a dream table:  Will Ferell, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd and I might have to sit myself opposite Bradley Cooper just so I could stare at him.... I've no idea if any of those actor/comics are poker players but it'd be a blast regardless.

As for James Hartigan of course he'd get an invite too; 'The Hartigan Paradox' was mentioned by Ozzie on the forums this week and has been joyously jumped on by James who thinks its a terrific title for a film!  What would the plot be though?  'The Hartigan Paradox'  I'm thinking Bourne identity style with Orford and Tikay playing Bond esque villains, LM as the kick asss accomplice, I might be on to something here....  Any further plot lines welcome in amongst tonights banter!  We'll see you from 8

Sarah xx
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  • emilyeggemilyegg Member Posts: 3,408
    edited August 2010
    Tikay would make a cracking Blofeld ;0)


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  • Sarah_CSarah_C Member Posts: 263
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Tonights Show Mastercash with Sarah and James The Hartigan Paradox:
    Tikay would make a cracking Blofeld ;0)
    Posted by emilyegg
    He WOULD!  He's even got the cat! 
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  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,814
    edited August 2010
    My dream table. Ill post it up now, just so i dont forget to.

    id make it a cash table so i could fopld till i got AA and then run.

    Seat 1 - myself :)
    Erm id love to just have one shot at this

    seat 2 - TK
    Need to sit next to someone nice :)

    seat 3 - Phil Ivey
    You just have to play with the best

    seat 4 - Daniel Negranau (ill never spell this right even if i use google)
    Good table talk and i wish i could read as well as him

    seat 5 - Phil Hellmuth
    I want to steal his braclets

    seat 6 - Annette Obrestand (probably spelt wrong again)
    Need to have someone a similar age

    seat 7 - Antonio Esdandafari
    Maybe he could teach me how to do chip tricks

    seat 8 - Scotty Nyguen
    Cant beat his table talk

    seat 9 - Chris Ferguson
    Erm... i cant remember my reason now, would just love to play one hand against him

    The reasons why for each player are in italic
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  • ybyb Member Posts: 1,471
    edited August 2010
    What limits are being covered in the show tonight?
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  • J-HartiganJ-Hartigan Member Posts: 2,756
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Tonights Show Mastercash with Sarah and James The Hartigan Paradox:
    What limits are being covered in the show tonight?
    Posted by yb
    I've been reliably informed that we'll start with the £0.25/£0.50 tables, before moving onto some £0.50/£1.00 action.
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited August 2010
    my ideal dinner dates would be the girl band, the saturday`s, then after the main meal we go onto dessert of strip poker, hopefully they don`t know how to play< mmmmmmmmm yum-yum
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  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited August 2010
    I'll take a bet with you Sarah that James says "crucially" more than 20 times tonight. Unless, crucially, he reads this thread again before he goes on air.

    My dream table;

    1) Away
    2) Away
    3) Away
    4) Away
    5) Away
    6) bandini.
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  • J-HartiganJ-Hartigan Member Posts: 2,756
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Tonights Show Mastercash with Sarah and James The Hartigan Paradox:
    my ideal dinner dates would be the girl band, the saturday`s, then after the main meal we go onto dessert of strip poker, hopefully they don`t know how to play< mmmmmmmmm yum-yum
    Posted by spornybol
    I have seen these young ladies up close (they were on my flight back from Nice just over a year ago).  They ain't all that.
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  • J-HartiganJ-Hartigan Member Posts: 2,756
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Tonights Show Mastercash with Sarah and James The Hartigan Paradox:
    I'll take a bet with you Sarah that James says "crucially" more than 20 times tonight. Unless, crucially, he reads this thread again before he goes on air. My dream table; 1) Away 2) Away 3) Away 4) Away 5) Away 6) bandini.
    Posted by bandini
    How much?

    I'll give you 1,000/1

    :-)
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  • acebarry10acebarry10 Member Posts: 7,556
    edited August 2010
    Paradox, isnt that something you put in the bath to help you relax? ;)
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  • emilyeggemilyegg Member Posts: 3,408
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Tonights Show Mastercash with Sarah and James The Hartigan Paradox:
    Paradox, isnt that something you put in the bath to help you relax? ;)
    Posted by acebarry10
    No Barry that is Newcastle Brown Ale ;0)
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited August 2010
    if players for the site -
    1 - bananadog ( bring the beers )
    2 - candi ( bring the whipped cream )
    3 - me of course ( briing the cherry )
    4 - donut 64 ( obvs the donuts )
    5 -lisa- marie ( that red dress )
    6 - pokertrev ( can be the dealer )
    7 - james hartighan ( the waiter )
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  • mr_mbromr_mbro Member Posts: 1,152
    edited August 2010
    Hi Guys,

    I see another re-make along the lines of the Karate Kid.

    The Poker Kid, with Rich as the kid, Tikay, Mr miyagi, James, the evil enemy.
    Its a story of the wimpy Rich getting his bum kicked,on the tables, by the aggressive evil James. on day Rich meets the ageing guru Tikay, who teaches Rich the the passive, patient skills to gain revenge and rules the tables.
    The wax on, wax off, changed to bet on, fold off. 
    Pity this is a bit to much of a fantasy story to eve make it to production.


    Keep up the great work

    Col
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  • MohicanMohican Member Posts: 1,435
    edited August 2010
    My six handed dream table
    1)Scott Gibbs- my hero rugby player
    2)Isambard Kingdom Brunel- worlds best engineer
    3)Holly Willoughby-eye candy
    4)Jonny Cash-cos he's Jonny Cash
    5)Anyone  who was at Rorke's drift
    6)Me
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  • mr_mbromr_mbro Member Posts: 1,152
    edited August 2010
    My six handed Sky table(past and present) would be,

    Rich(for value)
    Norman Pace (for comidic value)
    Sarah (for brains, beauty, and a right mucky laugh)
    James Browning
    James Hartigan
    Dave Bland

    The last three for none stop chatter(just wind them up and sit back and enjoy)


    col
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited August 2010


    I would have....

    Cheryl Cole
    Samantha Janus
    Kerry Katona
    Sheridan Smith
    Amy Mcdonald
    Helen Chaimberlin.

    And id make the_don90 deal and do his job as a tourny director in a blind fold ! lol
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  • MohicanMohican Member Posts: 1,435
    edited August 2010
    In response to the corpses comment,as  it's a dream table they are all alive.
    Living dream table-
    1)me
    2)Holly Willoughby- same as before
    3)Scott Gibbs- hero rugby player and still alive
    4)Tom Dwan- just so I could say i won a pot against my favourite player
    5)Al Murray- himself or the pub landlord for comedy
    6)Jon Lydon- God save the queen.
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  • lozgolozgo Member Posts: 1,124
    edited August 2010
    greetings and salutations

    my six handed poker table would be

    1/me
    2/marylin monroe...beautiful and would see if she was as ditsy as they say
    3/ ian botham....just an amazing guy
    4/robert a heinlein...sci-fi grandmaster for whom nothing was sacred except women and cats!!
    5/lyndsay lohan...eye candy and loony
    6/richard dean anderson...acting legend and funny guy

    cheers guys.
    laurie(lozgo)
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited August 2010
    my dinner guests
    1 tikay
    2 divina mc call - for tikay
    3 anyone else from b/brother
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  • emilyeggemilyegg Member Posts: 3,408
    edited August 2010
    My 6 handed dream table would be.....

    1. Sean Connery.....Yesh Indeed Mishter Bond
    2. Tikay.................Legend
    3. Gordon Ramsay..Just for the F`s, B`s and C`s
    4. KidGirlGY............Would need Sue to give everyone a kicking (in poker terms)
    5. Vicky Coren........Just because I love you teacup
    6. Hitman RV...........But ONLY if he was wearing the Pink Suit

    Me.....I wouldn't play myself, I would be in charge of the drinks and nibbles. AceBarry would be the dealer, because he is Ace and SkyRich would be the Tournament Referee.

    The table & chairs would also have to be like the ones that Del-Boy borrowed in the 1996 Only Fools & Horses Xmas special!!!
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