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Imagined pictorial images of Sky Poker players

bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
edited August 2010 in Poker Chat
I'm guessing that, like me, you don't actually know many of your fellow Sky Poker players personally? I'd imagine that, also just like me, you can't help getting images in your head of what said players look like? I'll run through a couple of mine that are based on nothing other than avatars/usernames/subliminal insanity.

Dohhhhhh : You seen the South Park World of Warcraft episode? The fat guy that is always winning and never, ever leaves his computer desk? That's how I imagine Dohh but with Tesco Direct bringing a continuous supply of beer and pizzas to him and it's a yellow Simponsesque version of that guy.

Mere Novice : A John Malkovich with long hair looking mad genius type whose calm rational posting is the exact opposite of the absinthe crazed man he really is.

Gregg Hogg : A big fat dark haired guy with asthma.

Emily Egg. Fat, ginger haired, thick glasses and a look of having incestuous parents. (Due to his football allegiances I've almost certainly got that one right).

MaxAlly : An extremely camp Tom Cruise.

RicOrford : Ichi out of the "Ichi the Killer" film, even though I know different.

Sara36DD : Let's not go there.

Bandini : A swarthy handsome poker genius whose eyes sparkle with the joys of life and alcohol. (Wait, that's a mirror, not my imagination).

I've many more and will revisit this thread in the fullness of time.

Do you have any?
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited August 2010

    LohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL !!!

    Probably thread of the year IMO.

    You think we're a bunch of fatties (edited, the mods in a bad mood) then?
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited August 2010
    Please do more!

    These are hilarious, i especially like Merenovice with hair... hmmm, he is actually bald...

    I can't really do any, because i have met many community members in person, or seen pics on FB, but i will have a think....

    P.S i have light brown hair and i don't suffer from Asthma, you were right otherwise, sadly...
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  • DELTADELTA Member Posts: 639
    edited August 2010
    u have deffo got 1or2 spot on as ive met them lol at dohhhhhhh comments aswell.(but u may be rite there aswell) keep guesting m8. del
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  • batman4batman4 Member Posts: 188
    edited August 2010

    hahahaa
    sounds good to me--

    angie1970--i couldn't possibly say what my pictorial image is of her- grrrr--

    slurp--cough--splutter--

    oh sorry--more tea vicar--

     

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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited August 2010

    I don't think emilyegg is fat, I do think he's got a big nose though.

    And has grey/black hair....the inbetween colour.

    And is thin on top, not bald, just thin.
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  • sara36dd08sara36dd08 Member Posts: 826
    edited August 2010


       blah blah blah allways pick on me lol

       look ok in a dark room pmsl
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  • NorbitNorbit Member Posts: 490
    edited August 2010
     ' Dohhhhhh : You seen the South Park World of Warcraft episode? The fat guy that is always winning and never, ever leaves his computer desk? That's how I imagine Dohh but with Tesco Direct bringing a continuous supply of beer and pizzas to him and it's a yellow Simponsesque version of that guy.'

      LOL!
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited August 2010
    Is this the guy your on about? if so, lmao

    I think this character has similarities to another forum member, but i wont say who lol
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  • TRIP5TRIP5 Member Posts: 3,618
    edited August 2010
    I'm sure I don't know what you mean Mr. Bandini!!!! I look just like my avatar.....Doesn't everyone???? I think the closest avatar match is NoseyBonk's...that's defiantly him...looking in a spoon obv. ;o)

    x
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  • -JINKY--JINKY- Member Posts: 435
    edited August 2010
    DO YOU DO REQUESTS ? brill m8
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons Member Posts: 4,270
    edited August 2010
    Skymod1 i reckon looks like this :- one more transgression and i'll give you all a **** good thrashing lol

    Now where's my breakfast!
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  • BananaDogBananaDog Member Posts: 1,390
    edited August 2010
    Dohhhhhhh & The_Don90 (you can decide which is which)



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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,184
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Imagined pictorial images of Sky Poker players:
    I'm sure I don't know what you mean Mr. Bandini!!!! I look just like my avatar.....Doesn't everyone???? I think the closest avatar match is NoseyBonk's...that's defiantly him...looking in a spoon obv. ;o) x
    Posted by TRIP5
    That's my passport photo! Completely natural :)

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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,184
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Imagined pictorial images of Sky Poker players:
    Skymod1 i reckon looks like this :- one more transgression and i'll give you all a **** good thrashing lol Now where's my breakfast!
    Posted by loonytoons
    Can't wait to see that one - you're playing with danger LOL. Actually, I know from discussions with Rich that that account is a generic one used by loads of different support people (not even all from the UK) just for the purpose of forum moderating.
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  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,814
    edited August 2010
    sky get approving these photos they must be mounting up lol
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  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,814
    edited August 2010
    Bananadog - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QttUBArSUys
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  • BananaDogBananaDog Member Posts: 1,390
    edited August 2010

    In Response to Re: Imagined pictorial images of Sky Poker players:
    Bananadog - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QttUBArSUys
    Posted by The_Don90
    Luv it! lol
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  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Imagined pictorial images of Sky Poker players:
    DO YOU DO REQUESTS ? brill m8
    Posted by -JINKY-
    Jinky : Little bald weegie with about 3 teeth and wearing a 60s retro Celtic top.

    Irish Rover : The dog out of Roddy Doyle's kids' books. Nearly said woof woof to him in the chatbox one time.

    Many more to come once they come to me. Has no-one else got any? It can't just be me.
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  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,814
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Imagined pictorial images of Sky Poker players:
    In Response to Re: Imagined pictorial images of Sky Poker players : Jinky : Little bald weegie with about 3 teeth and wearing a 60s retro Celtic top. Irish Rover : The dog out of Roddy Doyle's kids' books. Nearly said woof woof to him in the chatbox one time. Many more to come once they come to me. Has no-one else got any? It can't just be me.
    Posted by bandini
    mostly picures and vids that have gone up m8. none of the pictures have been approvd. Do me lol
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  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Imagined pictorial images of Sky Poker players:
    In Response to Re: Imagined pictorial images of Sky Poker players : mostly picures and vids that have gone up m8. none of the pictures have been approvd. Do me lol
    Posted by The_Don90
    Ooh-er. Not that way inclined mate ;-)

    The_Don90 : 19yo from Aberdeen. Perfectly done hair in the current fashion, dressed in designer clobber and holds an engineering position with an off-shore company.
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