In Response to Re: BIG BROTHER FORUM 2 / 3 VOTES PER FORUM PEEP / LML V 35SUITED @ 7PM TONIGHT! : Noooooooooo. Dont rain on my parade matey! PLEASE NOTE TEAM A CAPTAIN YOU WILL NEED TO CHOOSE ONE TEAM MATE TO PLAY A FORUM PLAYER [ THE SPECIAL ONE ] THE GAME WILL BE NLH £1 S&G 10 MINS BLINDS @ 10PM FRIDAY NIGHT . Posted by MAXALLY
OOPPSS sorry Max!! Will Check with BananaDog, dont think she can do earlier, maybe we can push back till after the MAIN BOUT of the Program lololol!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe 11pm ok? Sure we can work it!! GL
In Response to Re: BIG BROTHER FORUM 2 / 3 VOTES PER FORUM PEEP / LML V 35SUITED @ 7PM TONIGHT! : OOPPSS sorry Max!! Will Check with BananaDog, dont think she can do earlier, maybe we can push back till after the MAIN BOUT of the Program lololol!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe 11pm ok? Sure we can work it!! GL Posted by HITMAN_RV
Cheers matey.....but looking at Irish's post above, looks like I will only last 5 mins so you could play it @ 10.15pm!!!
THIS WEEKS QUESTIONS FOR THE HOUSE MATES ARE AS FOLLOWS : 1. WHAT QUALITIES DO YOU FEEL YOU BRING TO THE HOUSE ? Apart from Fun & Maxally beating Charisma!! I can offer a Plethora of Perfectly, 'Penned', Poetry on a variety of subjects whenever inspired, desired or required, my Dears!! I shall also be offering my special strict disciplining services for the ladies of the house, if they require them, or prove to be 'naughty'!! 2. Complete this sentence in LESS than 30 words - I LOVE BEEN IN THE BB HOUSE BECAUSE ............. WORK SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My New friends in the house are GREAT!!! It Reminds me of my happy short stays in Broadmoor!! Cant wait for naked tuesday LML!! Straitjacket can come off!! 3. if you had to choose just 1 guest in the bb house to share a jacuzzi with , who would it be & give your reason why ? I reckon LML & Candi, would smell by far the nicest................... hmmmm which one?......................... I Know.............. Get a lovely picture of both................ and Toss.................a coin................... Heads LML, Tails Candi................................HEAR WE GO!!!.................................................. O MI GOD!!! .........coin has landed on its edge, so fate has decided they both get in, a Jacuzzi Sandwich!! " Rub a DuB DuB, Three in a TuBB A Princess with Brush, for a Back to be ScruBBed An Angel with Soap, for a Belly to be RuBBed Go Away Maxally, I ain't gettin SuBBed!!" 4. who would be the least desirable/last guest in the bb house , that you would chose to share a jacuzzi with & give your reason why ? Another toss up i think!! Banandog has promised to 'Mark' alot and Donkey Plop By name definition would have to be watched!! Lucky for me, I have placed Hitpup, in a secluded position, high above the virtual house, on the virtual Grassy Knoll! He is armed with his PupDragonov Rifle with telescopic Pupsight, and if he see's any foriegn bodies appearing in that Jacuzzi...........BAM..... No need for eviction nite!!!! I'll go for BananaDog as we are in the H/U draw. HitPup Has promised tho, if he has to make the 'HIT' on Banandog, we will adopt Banana for you, Hitpup wants to train him into a HitBanana!!! Posted by HITMAN_RV
Haha! Superb stuff housemate hitman,
I am very taken by your poetry. Therefore I have a request.
. Could you say sweet poetry to me and housemate Lisa while we share our bubbles together( jacuzzi bubbles that is) but pleassse don`t show me your bullets while I`m rubbing your belly with the soap. Erm, well not until I get to know you better : ) xx
In Response to Re: BIG BROTHER FORUM 2 / 3 VOTES PER FORUM PEEP / LML V 35SUITED @ 7PM TONIGHT! : Cheers matey.....but looking at Irish's post above, looks like I will only last 5 mins so you could play it @ 10.15pm!!! Posted by MAXALLY
Hi Housemate Maxy, when are you free for our HU hunni? xx
In Response to Re: BIG BROTHER FORUM 2 / 3 VOTES PER FORUM PEEP / VIEW THE ROSS / MAXS MOVIE IN THE 1ST POST. : Haha! Superb stuff housemate hitman, I am very taken by your poetry. Therefore I have a request. . Could you say sweet poetry to me and housemate Lisa while we share our bubbles together( jacuzzi bubbles that is) but pleassse don`t show me your bullets while I`m rubbing your belly with the soap. Erm, well not until I get to know you better : ) xx Posted by candi
In Response to Re: BIG BROTHER FORUM 2 / 3 VOTES PER FORUM PEEP / VIEW THE ROSS / MAXS MOVIE IN THE 1ST POST. : Haha! Superb stuff housemate hitman, I am very taken by your poetry. Therefore I have a request. . Could you say sweet poetry to me and housemate Lisa while we share our bubbles together( jacuzzi bubbles that is) but pleassse don`t show me your bullets while I`m rubbing your belly with the soap. Erm, well not until I get to know you better : ) xx Posted by candi
LOL I did wonder for a second there as to whose 'bullets' you were referring to!!
Machka the Machine- Your opponent is Bandini. Bandini is the Italian stallion not only in the house but also at the poker tables. His shovefest style of play needs to be blasted by your re-raising shots that`ll clinch you the nutflush on the river.
DONKEYPLOP- HE-HAWAYS WINS-Your opponent is Doh. Doh likes his yorkshire puddings so plenty of conversation in the chatbox about Sunday roast and strongbow will distract him from his game to his belly leaving him disarmed for you to bring home the bacon!
35SUITED- WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN!-Your opponent is the very lovely LML. The only thing you need to remember is that AJ is the NUTZ!
HITMAN-POETRY IN MOTION-Your opponent is BANANADOG. Now I know Bananadog likes to dig and dig DEEP! Allow him to dig away happily then as you find your hand just cry out `CATS` He will run in the opposite direction, leaving you free to nab the prize pot!
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THE VOTE COUNT SO FAR IS .....
LISA DELICIOUS 11
BANDINI THE WARRIOR 10
DOH THE DUFF MAN
MAXALLY THE CULT 11
BANANADOG SUNDAE 11
MACKHA UGLY BUT NICE 10
DONKEYPOLP SMELLY AR SE 11
CANDI OH SO SWEET 11
35 SUITED BILLY THE KID 11
HITMAN DEADMAN WALKING 10
FRIDAY FIGHT NITE HEADS UP BATTLE!!!!!!!
TIME....... FRI 3RD SEPT.. 11PM...........ELEVEN!!!! Just before HitMum put's me to bed!!
PLACE........ £1 SNG HEADS-UP...................... NO, IT'S NOT THE HARRODS SALE.......FFS
FIGHTING OUT OF WHITE CITY, EEEUUURROOPPPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
In THE RED CORNER..................Dave 'HITMAN' RRRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!
FIGHTING OUT OF WALES, EEUURRROOOOOOOOOPPPEE!!!!!
In THE BLUE CORNER.................BAAAANNAAAAAANNNNAAAAADDOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!!!!!!!
ITTTTT'SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSHHHHHHOOOOWWWWW TTTIIIIIMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Supported respectively in corners by HitPup & Banana
May the best team win!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha! Superb stuff housemate hitman,
I am very taken by your poetry. Therefore I have a request.
. Could you say sweet poetry to me and housemate Lisa while we share our bubbles together( jacuzzi bubbles that is) but pleassse don`t show me your bullets while I`m rubbing your belly with the soap. Erm, well not until I get to know you better : ) xx
YEAH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HITMAN RV PLEASE
will go to work tout de suite!!!!!!! X
BUT SOZ YOU CAN ONLY GIVE 1 VOTE PER HOUSEMATE .
Team B
Opponent Player notes and some useful tactics.
Machka the Machine- Your opponent is Bandini. Bandini is the Italian stallion not only in the house but also at the poker tables. His shovefest style of play needs to be blasted by your re-raising shots that`ll clinch you the nutflush on the river.
DONKEYPLOP- HE-HAWAYS WINS-Your opponent is Doh. Doh likes his yorkshire puddings so plenty of conversation in the chatbox about Sunday roast and strongbow will distract him from his game to his belly leaving him disarmed for you to bring home the bacon!
35SUITED- WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN!-Your opponent is the very lovely LML. The only thing you need to remember is that AJ is the NUTZ!
HITMAN-POETRY IN MOTION-Your opponent is BANANADOG. Now I know Bananadog likes to dig and dig DEEP! Allow him to dig away happily then as you find your hand just cry out `CATS` He will run in the opposite direction, leaving you free to nab the prize pot!