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whats your favourite poker saying?--

batman4batman4 Member Posts: 188
edited August 2010 in Poker Chat
 
  whats your favourite poker saying--
whether it be in live games, what people say to you--
or you say to them--
from the movies--
or in the chat box--

my new favourite is from last friday in a live game at a casino--

a guy on my table raised in mid position to 2500, i'm on the button--
blinds are 300/600 and the BB has only 2000 left--
it's all passed to me--
the raiser guy had only just come to our table and was very leery and loud--
so i flat call and the BB decides it's only right to gamble now and puts his last 2000 in--

the flop comes K J 4 (rainbow)--
he now (the raiser) stands  as if to an audience of fans and declares--
i'm all-in-- as he does  a pirouette around his chair the likes of a ballerina would be proud--

with my mp3 player still in my ears i say, CALL--
he flicks over A J  -- i turn over-- (bye now we have spectators all around) --K 4 --
the turn and river come blanks--
the dealer pushes the chips to me with my two pair KK 44--

the BB player gets up --we shake hands and say, good luck--well played--
however mr leery loud ballet dancer who'd had a beer or two declares as he looks to the heavens--

how can you call a pre flop raise with that sh** ?--

to which i replied--
easy--- "i just pressed the call button"!--

so whats your favourite poker saying?--
my new found saying when players get the hump in live games and say--
how can you call with that sh** ?  --is--

"easy - i just press the call button"



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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,184
    edited August 2010
    I'm not sure what my favourite is, I'll have to think some more, but I can say my least favourite is "one time!".
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  • emilyeggemilyegg Member Posts: 3,408
    edited August 2010
    It has to be........"For The Win."

    Cant stop saying this at the moment. Even my kids are saying it.

    Even at the supermarket today, our 3 year-old daughter told the cashier that Curly Wurlys were "For The Win" when she scanned them.
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  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,814
    edited August 2010
    my favorite, has to be Scott Ngyeuen from 1998 WSOP. "You know if u call its all over, baby"

    Although the favorite one i use, "NO ACE, NO ACE, DEALER I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING THAT ACE OUT!"
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  • candicandi Member Posts: 2,162
    edited August 2010

     ``Call and its all over baby! `` xx
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  • SNOWY37SNOWY37 Member Posts: 94
    edited August 2010
    In context of the hand, and because it brought the exact result he wanted..

    Tt has to be 'Call and its all over baby'

    That very line may just have been enough to make McBride make the call, and hand Nguyen the main event bracelet.

    No 'line' could surely make any more impact than this.
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  • pod1pod1 Member Posts: 4,377
    edited August 2010
    " at least i went in ahead!!!!"
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  • Loki-RogyLoki-Rogy Member Posts: 213
    edited August 2010
    The guy can't even spell poker (Hellmuth, FTW!)
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: whats your favourite poker saying?--:
    The guy can't even spell poker (Hellmuth, FTW!)
    Posted by Loki-Rogy
    Hellmuth vs. Jim Pittman

    H: "This frickin' donkey stuck $15,000 with King Jack...I mean...the guy can't even spell poker. I re-raise to let him know what I had. (points to the board) He peeled (a King off), a Jack off for the sucker. Learn how to fold a hand. Some of the worst players in the world. I can't believe this is the World Series of Poker."

    Pittman sarcastically: "Yeah, go figure, huh?".

    "I threw away all those hands just to make it look like they could move in on me. What a terrible play. If I ever stick all my money in with King Jack. Shh...but of course that will never happen in a million years."

    Pittman interrupts: "Yeah, I've seen worse"

    "Not from me buddy. That's why I'm the 9 time world champion of Hold 'Em, cause I always have the best hand. You found a Jack for the live one, huh?"

    Phil voices his displeasure to his wife in the crowd...

    ''Cuuuuh' mon, you know hun? C'mon. The guys trying to catch a flight."

    Pittman shakes his head..."What a cry-baby!"

    Phil then wanders around the Casino, blowing off steam to anyone who will listen:

    "I got a whole table full of people who don't know what they're doing. I can't even tell you what happened to me...it'll make you sick."

    He then makes his way back to the crowd and asks his wife "Should I go back and play?". She says nothing, and Phil returns to the table.
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited August 2010
    i can`t say what mine is i`ll get chat banned
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  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited August 2010
    "You ###### donk bandini! How could you call me with that? You're an idiot bandini and I hope I meet you on another table. I hope I meet you in real life. I'll kill you. Idiot. Donk, fish, idiot!"

    It amused me. I think I even had the odds at the time.
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited August 2010
    "I can dodge bullets, baby."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVqCOhYGRL0
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  • batman4batman4 Member Posts: 188
    edited August 2010
     
     were all grown ups here and over 18-- so--
    there was always this one--

    when micky says--

    'dont splash the pot'--
    and KGB says--
    'in my club'--   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCm2ipdhQ-s
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited August 2010
    FLOPWIT FLAPHEAD
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  • lucky77777lucky77777 Member Posts: 1,444
    edited August 2010
    fish
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  • pod1pod1 Member Posts: 4,377
    edited August 2010
    " gg wp and gl"
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  • theneonstheneons Member Posts: 276
    edited August 2010
    Mike Sexton - "He doesnt have much of a hand, in fact its more like a foot."
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  • theneonstheneons Member Posts: 276
    edited August 2010
    Hellmuth - "To you its poker, man. To me, its my life"
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  • OMahonyOOMahonyO Member Posts: 1,883
    edited August 2010
    Most of these are pretty good. 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtE5Hx740Pc
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  • batman4batman4 Member Posts: 188
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: whats your favourite poker saying?--:
    Most of these are pretty good.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtE5Hx740Pc
    Posted by OMahonyO
    lol-- they are serious 'rub downs' very funny OMahony--
    this is why i play with mp3 and ear plugs--

    the guy in my game (first post) was just like that after the flop--
    his all-in move then the 'whoop' 'whoop' ballerina pirouette--

    then the abuse--'how can you call with that sh**'--
    like i said with a smile--
    'i just pressed the call button'--
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  • ChirpyChipChirpyChip Member Posts: 556
    edited August 2010
    FML

    Used quite regularly!
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