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Last night I lost my wife in a game of poker!

elchorizoelchorizo Member Posts: 2
edited October 2010 in Poker Chat
It wasn't easy, I had to fold a royal flush. :-).

Here it is guys, a simple thread for poker jokes. I thought I would start this one up as everyone can always do with a laugh and because there doesn't seem to be that many poker jokes around. I hope you will all join in.

Here is the only other one that I know.

What's the difference between a large pizza and professional poker player?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Have fun everybody.
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  • thesaint07thesaint07 Member Posts: 27
    edited October 2010
    I went to one of those celebrity poker tournaments last night, it was quite surreal...

    Peter Andre lost out on a big pair.
    Randy Jackson was sad to lose on Jacks n 5.
    Stevie Wonder forgot he was the big blind.
    Steven Gerrard was waiting for a flush, but was then let off with a dodgy suit.
    Ray Mears made a killing on the river,
    after Hugh Hefner went all in pre-flop.
    Kerry Katona gave all her money to the dealer.
    Prince Charles got the wrong queen.
    And finally Jeremy Beadle had a rubbish hand all night.
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  • thesaint07thesaint07 Member Posts: 27
    edited October 2010
    After my divorce, I realised that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss
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  • thesaint07thesaint07 Member Posts: 27
    edited October 2010
    .A man walks into a pub and in the corner are three men and a dog playing poker.
    The guy says, "****ing ****, he must be a clever dog!"
    The barman replies, "No, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail."
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  • thesaint07thesaint07 Member Posts: 27
    edited October 2010
    I played poker last night with an Origami expert.

    Waste of time, he kept folding.
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  • waynecwaynec Member Posts: 1,023
    edited October 2010
    This thread is a one man show... mind you one needs a GSH to be a Saints fan lol
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  • thesaint07thesaint07 Member Posts: 27
    edited October 2010
    In Response to Re: Last night I lost my wife in a game of poker!:
    This thread is a one man show... mind you one needs a GSH to be a Saints fan lol
    Posted by waynecure
    nothing wrong with southampton football club pal,best club in the country by a mile.
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  • lucky77777lucky77777 Member Posts: 1,444
    edited October 2010
    In Response to Re: Last night I lost my wife in a game of poker!:
    In Response to Re: Last night I lost my wife in a game of poker! : nothing wrong with southampton football club pal,best club in the country by a mile.
    Posted by thesaint07
    no by a country mile
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  • FlashFlushFlashFlush Member Posts: 4,494
    edited October 2010
    In Response to Re: Last night I lost my wife in a game of poker!:
    In Response to Re: Last night I lost my wife in a game of poker! : nothing wrong with southampton football club pal,best club in the country by a mile.
    Posted by thesaint07
    Good at fighting in the pubs
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  • lucky77777lucky77777 Member Posts: 1,444
    edited October 2010
    no need to fight we will out sing em who are ya who are ya who are ya
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2010
     I nearly got myself into a sticky situation at the table, a very nice lady was all in, she said she had a nice big pair and would show me if I folded, I left the table because I had 2-J off
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN Member Posts: 8,948
    edited October 2010
    In Response to Re: Last night I lost my wife in a game of poker!:
     I nearly got myself into a sticky situation at the table, a very nice lady was all in, she said she had a nice big pair and would show me if I folded, I left the table because I had 2-J off
    Posted by oynutter

    lol so much win
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