In Response to Re: Cash & Punishment! (***OFFICIAL LIVE SHOW THREAD***) : Because it shows a complete lack of class, manners, respect and good sportsmanship? Posted by J-Hartigan
Hey James my punishment for this oppinion AA v my KK lol
James - watched Hot tub time machine last night, please tell me what the point of the man in the bear suit is? He jumps in the jacuzzi and is seen several other times in the movie, he doesn't go back? What is he there for?
Look at the state of this below, looks like i have been done over! Maybe this is what the punishment for slow rolling should be??? Can you fold KK pre flop?
I DISAGREE...SLOW ROLLING CAN BE USED AS AN EFFECTIVE TOOL AS IT PUTS PEOPLE ON TILT AND YOU'LL PROBABLY GET LOADS OF ACTION AS EVERYONE WILL BE GUNNING FOR YOU...
SAYING THAT IF I SLOW-ROLL ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M TREBLE CHECKING I'VE ACTUALLY GOT THE GOODS AND HAVEN'T GOT AN ORFORD STRAIGHT OR A TIKAY FLUSH...
Have you ever had to sit through A Barney the Diosaur Movie if you have you know what true punishment is! Its been 11 years since I sat through one but the memory still makes me shudder!
Speech play during play is ok, acceptable and part of the game. Negreanu's a master. Slow rolling and over-celebrating just demean the perpretator. Very, very few do it live so why act like the keyboard warrior on-line? Insecure idiots IMHO. To be fair, the vast majority I've met on Sky are entirely sporting. Just a few faceless wonders that make my blood boil on (very rare) occasions.
Tony-G? He did to me what he did to that Russian? He'd get a flying head-butt from bandini also. Devilfish would've shot him.
It starred and was directed by Jean Claude Van Damme. It co-starred Roger Moore as a gentleman pirate. And it had the best bit of film criticism I have ever read:
"When it comes to directing action scenes, Van Damme should be tied to a chair and forced to watch Jackie Chan films until he understands.'
Worst film I ever saw was, "The day the earth stood still" remake with Keanu Reeves.
Maybe not a torture method though because it was so bad I actually laughed out loud in the middle of a London cinema on my own whilst watching it. Seriously, seriously bad.
Caught Seven Samurai btw JimmyH. Absolutely loved it.
I UNDERSTAND THAT SLOW-ROLLING SOMEONE LIKE DOLLY IS DREADFUL HOWEVER IF IT HAPPENS TO BE THE SMUG TABLE BULLY THEN TAKE YOUR TIME...THEY PROBABLY DESERVE IT AND IT'S ACTALLY QUITE BONDING FOR THE REST OF THE TABLE...
I SAW THIS IN ACTION AT NOTTINGHAM WHEN X CALLED TO THE RIVER, THE TABLE BULLY SHOWED TOP 2PR AND X RE-CHECKED HIS HAND, PAUSED AND TURNED OVER 5 THEN THE 9 OF SPADES COMPLETING THE FLUSH - EVERYONE AT THE TABLE GAVE A LITTLE SMILE...IT WAS MOMENT TO BEHOLD...
YES IT PUT MR BULLY ON TILT...YES X GOT ACTION.....AND YES THE TABLE BULLY DONKED HIS CHIPS OFF AND EXITED QUITE SOON AFTER
For those who are arguing the case that slowrolling can be a valid tactic.
Imagine you are tanking over a decision against me. While you are thinking I walk around the table and spit in your face. That'll put you on tilt as well.
For me slowrolling is the closest thing in poker you can have to spitting in someone's face, just don't do it, EVER!
This evening, I'd like as many suggestions as possible for a suitably harsh, but legal punishment for slow-rollers! As the victim of one last night (anecdote to follow on tonight's show), I've concluded it's the most extreme example of poor poker etiquette. Unless, you can think of anything worse...? Posted by J-Hartigan
Adjusting your testicles, for 5 minutes, at a live game?
WHY IS IT POSSIBLE THAT IN EVERY OTHER SPORT IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO CELEBRATE A WIN BUT NOT IN POKER...PEOPLE LOSE IN EVERY SPORT BUT IT DOESN'T PREVENT THE WINNERS FROM CELEBRATING OR ENJOYING THE VICTORY....
Comments
Sometimes it's not slow-rolling sometimes the player is too busy dancing around the room. Doesn't make acceptable though........
Great show, looking forward to the 300 tables
James - watched Hot tub time machine last night, please tell me what the point of the man in the bear suit is? He jumps in the jacuzzi and is seen several other times in the movie, he doesn't go back? What is he there for?
Cheers
Dave
Lesson learnt Karlos.
Speech play during play is ok, acceptable and part of the game. Negreanu's a master. Slow rolling and over-celebrating just demean the perpretator. Very, very few do it live so why act like the keyboard warrior on-line? Insecure idiots IMHO. To be fair, the vast majority I've met on Sky are entirely sporting. Just a few faceless wonders that make my blood boil on (very rare) occasions.
Tony-G? He did to me what he did to that Russian? He'd get a flying head-butt from bandini also. Devilfish would've shot him.
Ps I have seen Barney live in Florida!!
Maybe not a torture method though because it was so bad I actually laughed out loud in the middle of a London cinema on my own whilst watching it. Seriously, seriously bad.
Caught Seven Samurai btw JimmyH. Absolutely loved it.
And I did sing the alternate lyrics
"I love you, you love me, lets get together and kill Barney!!"
WHY IS IT POSSIBLE THAT IN EVERY OTHER SPORT IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO CELEBRATE A WIN BUT NOT IN POKER...PEOPLE LOSE IN EVERY SPORT BUT IT DOESN'T PREVENT THE WINNERS FROM CELEBRATING OR ENJOYING THE VICTORY....
OR IS POKER NOT A SPORT....
X