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BRYAN ORYAN POKER TIPS PART 7 "HOW TO GUIDE A PLAYER ONTO TILT"

bryan1960bryan1960 Member Posts: 205
edited October 2010 in Poker Chat
BRYAN AND I LOVE THIS PART OF OUR FAVOURITE GAME IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.TILT TILT TILT WE LOVE TO GET A PLAYER ON TILT,WEAKENING HIM MENTALLY IN ORDER TO MESS HIM UP INSIDE SO WE CAN DEPRIVE HIM OF HIS OR HERS HARD EARNED CHIPS.THIS MAY SOUND QUITE CALLOUS OF US BUT IT TRULY IS A MAJOR PART OF SUPERB POKER STRATEGY.MAKE NO MISTAKE,EASILY THE BEST WAY TO GET A PLAYER ANGRY AND SOON TO TILT,IS TO LET THEM GO ALLIN WITH THEIR CHIPS ,AND KNOWING THEY ARE BEAT,LET THE TIMER RUN TO THE VERY LAST SECOND AND CALL THEM,AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.THIS IS OUR FAVE.BRYAN AND I HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE FOR THIS TO PUT IT INTO MOTION,BUT WHEN IT COMES WE EMBRACE IT WITH BOTH HANDS ,SO TO SPEAK.CAN U DIG IT.PLEASE DONT GIVE US THIS RUBBISH ABOUT ETICATE,THERE IS NO RULES IN LOVE AND WAR,AND POKER IS A WAR WE ALL LOVE.GETTING A PLAYER ON TILT IS PART OF POKER,CORRECT?.THE SECOND BEST WAY TO PUT A PLAYER ON TILT OF COURSE IS BY USE OF THE DEADLY CHAT FUNCTION.HOW EASY IT IS TO TILT A PLAYER BY CAREFUL USE OF WORDS THAT ARE SO MANY AND FREE FOR ALL TO USE.CERTAIN WORDS SEEM TO CREATE SUCH ILL FEELING TO OTHER PLAYERS(NOT SWEAR WORDS OF COURSE)AND WE WILL BE RELEASING THE TOP TEN TILT CREATING FREE FOR ALL WORDS LIST VERY SOON ON THIS VERY COMMUNITY.YES,USE THESE TOP TEN TILTERS TO IMPROVE YOUR TILT CREATING SKILLS NO END,AND WATCH YOUR BALANCE GROW AS YOU MELT PLAYERS INTO MEGGA TILT AS THEY THROW AWAY THEIR CHIPS AT ANY OLD CARDS THEY GET DEALT.REMEMBER MIGS ,MULTIPLE MIGS OFF SILENCE OF THE LAMBS,HOW LECTOR TALKED TO HIM ,PUT HIM ON TILT,AND THE REST IS HISTORY.NOW WE ARE NOT SUGGESTING YOU GO THAT FAR,WERE MERELY GIVING YOU AN EXAMPLE OF HYPNOTIC SUGGESTION TILT,WHICH IS BANNED IN MOST COUNTRIES, BUT NOT OURS ,CAN BE USED TO GOOD EFFECT.TUNE IN LATER IN THE WEEK FOR THIS MAGICAL TILT TRANCE TOP TEN TILT TOOL TING.GOOD LUCK @ THE TABLES ,YOU LUCKY PEOPLE.
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  • emilyeggemilyegg Member Posts: 3,408
    edited October 2010
    lol, welcome back both of you.
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  • POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited October 2010
    Only one thing that puts me on tilt and thats my wife talking about eastenders whilst she's watching coronation street or emmerdale - it completely fuzzies my brain.

    Next thing you know I have visions of Peggy driving on a tractor past the rovers return.
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited October 2010


     N1 BYRAN & BRYAN WELCOME BACK M8Y !
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  • walesboywalesboy Member Posts: 993
    edited October 2010
    what puts me on tilt is getting done by a 3 outer on the river and the next hand fold correctly to a strong pre raise with Q3 off and watch the other 3 Qs come down on the flop and watch the rest try and bluff the other that they have the best hand meaning I would have quadrupled up if in it!! Grrrrrrrrrrrr
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  • TommyDTommyD Member Posts: 4,389
    edited October 2010
    I don't try to put people on tilt.  I regard this game as one for gentlemen and ladies to be played in the correct honourable manner.
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  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited October 2010
    I like to put pepole on tilt with my constant folding works a treat.
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  • debdobs_67debdobs_67 Member Posts: 3,615
    edited October 2010
    Welcome back,but where have both of you been?
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