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Tonight's PTP joy!

LMLLML Member Posts: 1,708
edited October 2010 in Poker Chat
Evening all.. or.. well, early afternoon if you're running on the same body clock as me right now!

This evening I'm playing in the 8pm main event.. hoping I won't have to rebuy too much, and hoping I don't bump into my fellow TSP player Mr Glitterbabe on the tables too early on!

It's a good looking field.. although I see Tikay is also playing ;)

After the many wondrous joys of the OPEN I'll be around for some cash wrangling and a few SnGs till midnight!

Whilst in a cab on my way home from the studio last night with a Driver that insisted on talking to himself and narrating the whole journey.. The radio was playing Stings 'message in a bottle' and I swear I used to think it was 'massage in a brothel'..

So Just for fun.. and for the grand prize of a Tourney entry.. What song lyrics would you have put money on being they way you heard it.. but later (possibly in Smash hits or with the advent of Google) found out was something entirely different!

A few more examples are:


Johnny Nash ‘I Can See Clearly Now’ (I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone)

Elton John ‘Tiny Dancer’ (hold me closer Tony Danza)

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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited October 2010
    sky_mod at the ready...
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited October 2010
    i got roped into a karioki by my bro`s mother inlaw ( i can`t sing ) but i was right said fred - i`m too sexy for my shirt, and ended up singing it with my shirt off, what was worse i had a few and at the time one heck off a beer gut so i changed one off the lyrics too i`m too sexy for a sumo ring, the amount off beer flying out off mouths with laughter after hearing this was priceless
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  • joe759017joe759017 Member Posts: 131
    edited October 2010
    stand on my liver      adam ant   
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  • Batkin88Batkin88 Member Posts: 1,682
    edited October 2010
    i just spent about ten mins trying to think of something funny to say but couldnt :(

    good luck tonight hope to see you on a table later
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  • LMLLML Member Posts: 1,708
    edited October 2010
    In Response to Re: Tonight's PTP joy!:
    Hi LML I might be about for some sngs later maybe... Anyway to answer your question. Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams real words are i got my first real six string what you may hear i got my first real sex dream
    Posted by GREGHOGG
    LOL you mean those really ARE NOT the actual words..??!!

    Learn something new every day.. Will come find you from 10ish then x
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  • LMLLML Member Posts: 1,708
    edited October 2010
    In Response to Re: Tonight's PTP joy!:
    sky_mod at the ready...
    Posted by Machka
    No faith Machka!! Report to Father Vaigret immediately ;)
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  • QuadKingsQuadKings Member Posts: 69
    edited October 2010
    Eminem Real Lyric : Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside

    Misheard Lyric : Two trailer park girls brownie outside brownie outside.

    Kid Cudie Lyric : Day N Nite

    Misheard Lyric : Gay N White

    Bee Gees : More Than A Women

    Misheard Lyric : Bald Headed Women

    a few for now hope there good?


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  • QuadKingsQuadKings Member Posts: 69
    edited October 2010
    I seen a few good ones on the wright stuff not so long ago lol
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  • LMLLML Member Posts: 1,708
    edited October 2010
    In Response to Re: Tonight's PTP joy!:
    i just spent about ten mins trying to think of something funny to say but couldnt :( good luck tonight hope to see you on a table later
    Posted by Batkin88
    LOL!! Good luck yourself Missy! x
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  • acebarry10acebarry10 Member Posts: 7,556
    edited October 2010
    Oooo, if only I can get to play with LM ;)
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi Member Posts: 2,031
    edited October 2010
    REM losing my religion

    real lyrics
    That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight

    what I thought I heard
    lets pee in the corner, lets pee in the spotlight
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited October 2010
    Sister Sledge, we are family

    Real Lyric = just let me state for the record, were giving love in a family dose.

    Or, can be heard as, "Just let me staple the vicar" "We're giving love in a femidom"
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  • TommyDTommyD Member Posts: 4,389
    edited October 2010
    I loved that old Whitney Houston track 'I'm Shaving Off My (rhymes with Buff) For You'

    I also remember Whams breakfast tip 'Wake me up before your Coacoa'
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  • LMLLML Member Posts: 1,708
    edited October 2010
    These are all great!!

    CLASSICS!!
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  • Rubes375Rubes375 Member Posts: 61
    edited October 2010
     'Like A Virgin' - "Touched for the 33rd time."
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  • LMLLML Member Posts: 1,708
    edited October 2010
    Thanks for all the entries!! bought back a few memories too!

    And the winner is.. Quadkings with the Bee Gees Bald Headed Women!! It just tickled me ;)

    Will PM you details of tourney entry! Keep an eye out!
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