Got another question for you. On Thursday afternoon, I broke my Pie & Mash shop virginity - my first ever visit to a real Pie, Mash & Liquor shop, it had sawdust on the floor, white tiled walls, the whole works. ("Liquor" is the generic term used in Pie & Mash shops for what you & I call "gravy"). I swerved the eels, but had real, East London, pie & mash, lovely. Something of a surpise awaited me, though. So, what is the oddity abouty the crockery or cutlery in a traditional pie & mash shop? Posted by Tikay10
Was Tikay going to watch the premiere of his new MUSIC VIDEO ? (hope sky_mod doesn't disapprove!) Which film do you think Tikay went to see and why? He went to see Transformers 3D - First Class Battles (recycling an underappreciated post). How many poker players does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, the first one who said he did it was bluffing. Describe your dream poker tournament - Something I can win. i.e. Russian roulette or on a good day Chip and a Chair. Posted by Machka
Lol, I never knew Tikay moonlighted as a French diva!
In fact, now I think about it, has any1seen Tikay and Lady Gaga in the same room together?
Got another question for you. On Thursday afternoon, I broke my Pie & Mash shop virginity - my first ever visit to a real Pie, Mash & Liquor shop, it had sawdust on the floor, white tiled walls, the whole works. ("Liquor" is the generic term used in Pie & Mash shops for what you & I call "gravy"). I swerved the eels, but had real, East London, pie & mash, lovely. Something of a surpise awaited me, though. So, what is the oddity abouty the crockery or cutlery in a traditional pie & mash shop? Posted by Tikay10
I did begin to look next door on the diary but don't remember where abouts the Pie and Mash story was!!
In Response to Re: Sunday Night at The Primo- The Official Live TV Show Thread : I did begin to look next door on the diary but don't remember where abouts the Pie and Mash story was!! Posted by dylan12
Not put it in my Diary yet, Dyl, been so busy this week. I've actually had an amazing week, huge fun, lots of interesting stuff going off, & a few ups & downs, but I've fallen behind with next door's Diary I'm afraid.
In Response to Re: Sunday Night at The Primo- The Official Live TV Show Thread : He would not recognize one. But I'm mentoring him. Posted by Tikay10
did you take him to the tanning shop first then to get massage and then hairdressers followed by beauty salon,and still tikay looks better than him!!!!
Meet Walter, a lonely pathetic little wretch whose only two ambitions in life are to be good at something, ANYTHING, and to find the girl of his dreams
In Response to Re: Sunday Night at The Primo- The Official Live TV Show Thread : He would not recognize one. But I'm mentoring him. Posted by Tikay10
He genuinely kidnapped me. I asked for a lift from the train station and as soon as I stepped in the car he whisked me off to all sorts of horrible locations.
And to think I was warned at school never to get into cars with old men.
In Response to Re: Sunday Night at The Primo- The Official Live TV Show Thread : Not put it in my Diary yet, Dyl, been so busy this week. I've actually had an amazing week, huge fun, lots of interesting stuff going off, & a few ups & downs, but I've fallen behind with next door's Diary I'm afraid. Posted by Tikay10
Knew it wasn't in yours m8 - you aint been on there a few days - look fwd to your updates though m8!!
I was refering to the tale that Tom wrote inhis diary of the place -with piccies as well -I remember it was a fasinating read but could not find it again at haste.
WHICH FILM & WHY - GREAT (Isambard Kingdom Brunel) 1975 An film about the British engineer Isambard Kingdom Brunel, who spearheaded numerous engineering marvels of the early 19th century - including the Thames Tunnel, the Great Western Railway, and the Great Eastern steamship (for 40 years the world's largest steamship). Various styles of animation are used to depict events in his colorful life. HOW MANY POKER PLAYERS TO CHANGE A BULB -- 3 , One to hold the bulb , One to raise the first guy up , And the Third guy to reraise the 2nd guy.
Good afternoon! Well, it is unless you're a Liverpool fan We are fast approaching another collosal four-hour live TV extravaganza on Sky Poker, so make sure you've bought into tonight's £12.5K Primo if you want to be a part of the action. At the helm will be my good(ish) self and Tony 'I brilliantly ran AJ into AA at Luton last night' Kendall. We'll also bring you the Poker Clinic, Sky Poker regular 'ricorambo' on the phone and we'll have TV interviews with Team Sky Poker. As ever, it's your input that makes the show- so please fire away on this thread with your banter, poker comments and hand requests. Here's my three topics for tonight: Tikay has fessed up that he went to the cinema on Thursday night for the first time since Jurassic Park (which of course he was also in). So- Which film do you think Tikay went to see and why? It doesn't have to be a current one- it could be any film, past or present. Secondly- complete the gag with your own answer: How many pokerplayers does it take to change a lightbulb? Thirdly- Describe your dream poker tournament - what's the structure, who's in it, what's the prize money etc etc. I've got tournament entries to dish out tonight for good answers!!!!! So get writing for free poker! Posted by RICHORFORD
1. Tikay went to see Von Ryans Express, because it is now in Hi-Definition. (and colour)
2. How many (sky) poker players to change a lightbulb? 8...1 to replace the bulb, 2 to moan about it, 1 to check the PM`s and 2 to replace the other 2 who leave whilst the bulb is being changed.
3. Dream Poker Tourney? One that I could watch from the sidelines!!
Which film do you think Tikay went to see and why?
The Odd Couple - but I'm not naming names....
How many poker players does it take to change a lightbulb?
4 if male
1 to buy the bulb 2 to hold the ladder 1 to change the bulb
(they didn't realise the first one could do one of the other tasks too...)
if female the answer is obv 1
Describe your dream poker tournament-
the structure would have to be a freezeout, the tourney would have to be the Sky Poker Presenters Xmas Party (shame you'll be at BigSky then tho) the blinds would be 15/30 until the heads up with Tikay then they would be 1hr/2 hrs to give me a chance to wait for A J and the prize would have to be a trip to the WSOP of course!
Why can't we keep the old bulb, it's 3D after all? And if we can't keep it will Sky Poker choose a team to change it for us? I think we should have a community vote on whether to change it or not. I'm leaving.
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you only get SPOON and FORK to eat the pie with
It depends on the sex of the poker player one female or two or more male because they always have the need to share a problem or job.
In fact, now I think about it, has any1seen Tikay and Lady Gaga in the same room together?
If you want to e-Mail in a few of these , I'm sure it may amuse Orford's childish sense of humour. See THIS
The Bag Man http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462191/
Meet Walter, a lonely pathetic little wretch whose only two ambitions in life are to be good at something, ANYTHING, and to find the girl of his dreams
And to think I was warned at school never to get into cars with old men.
I was refering to the tale that Tom wrote inhis diary of the place -with piccies as well -I remember it was a fasinating read but could not find it again at haste.
An film about the British engineer Isambard Kingdom Brunel, who spearheaded numerous engineering marvels of the early 19th century - including the Thames Tunnel, the Great Western Railway, and the Great Eastern steamship (for 40 years the world's largest steamship). Various styles of animation are used to depict events in his colorful life.
HOW MANY POKER PLAYERS TO CHANGE A BULB -- 3 , One to hold the bulb , One to raise the first guy up , And the Third guy to reraise the 2nd guy.
Well Maxally doesn't have any in his house due to him refusing to REBUY anymore when they break,
Rich left his in the back of his car and can't find it now,
LML can't find the light switch to check,
Dylan has tried but the chair collapses every time he stands on it,
and the rest of us poker players really don't care as we have enough light from our monitor screen so we'll wait for the Mrs to change it
2. How many (sky) poker players to change a lightbulb? 8...1 to replace the bulb, 2 to moan about it, 1 to check the PM`s and 2 to replace the other 2 who leave whilst the bulb is being changed.
3. Dream Poker Tourney? One that I could watch from the sidelines!!
The Odd Couple - but I'm not naming names....
How many poker players does it take to change a lightbulb?
4 if male
1 to buy the bulb
2 to hold the ladder
1 to change the bulb
(they didn't realise the first one could do one of the other tasks too...)
if female the answer is obv 1
Describe your dream poker tournament-
the structure would have to be a freezeout, the tourney would have to be the Sky Poker Presenters Xmas Party (shame you'll be at BigSky then tho) the blinds would be 15/30 until the heads up with Tikay then they would be 1hr/2 hrs to give me a chance to wait for A J and the prize would have to be a trip to the WSOP of course!
Why can't we keep the old bulb, it's 3D after all? And if we can't keep it will Sky Poker choose a team to change it for us? I think we should have a community vote on whether to change it or not. I'm leaving.